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An Accidental Erection on the Bus. Can You Help Me with It?
- Narrated by: Veronica Heart
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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An Accidental Erection on the Bus. Can You Help Me with It?
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Publisher's summary
I have quite the long, hard, veiny problem on my hands....
I'm traveling across the country on a bus, going to see my girlfriend Stacy who goes to school in another state.
But, here's the thing - I actually feel no real attraction to Stacy whatsoever. In fact, I'm secretly gay, but I was brought up in such a strict environment that I've never really been honest with myself about it.
I'm mostly dating Stacy to keep up appearances more than anything, and prior to my departure, I made the stupid mistake of taking a bunch of arousal medication to get me ready in case intimacy takes place when I get over to her place.
Now, I'm stuck with an unshakable case of erection after erection, and I feel as though there's no way for me to get around it through the remainder of the trip.
That is, until a friendly, muscular stranger boards the bus and gives me something of a helping hand....
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- PattyH
- 07-09-16
An Accidental Erection
I struggled to finish listening to this not because of the story, but due to the way it was narrated. I didn't care for the way the words were drawn out and each sentence seemed to run into the next. The story was actually quite good. I feel it would have been much better if it had been narrated with more emotion and feeling.
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- Scott
- 05-10-17
Not what you expect!
I didn't expect a gay erotic story to be narrated by a woman. The story was just not the same, nor did she sound very enthusiastic with her storytelling. It made it boring with no excitement to the story. 2nd to that, it had a bonus story on it and was NOT gay erotica, but straight sex with her stepbrother!! Don't waste your money or your time. If I was able to rate less than 1 star, I would!!
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