A cluster of small chicken heads on the skin? Listen as Jennifer and James discuss instances of pox across children's cartoons. Mom! I'm in the middle of a life-defining podcast here!

A skin condition that turns the hands and feet green? This week, James and Jennifer consider derma temeculitis from Drake & Josh. Pip pip da doodly doo.

A compulsion to repeatedly vocalize a word? In this episode, Jennifer and James tackle wormword from China Miéville's short story "Entry Taken from a Medical Encyclopaedia." Not quite the parasite envisaged by the typical medical podcast, but a parasite nonetheless.

A virus that makes you crave human flesh? Join James and Jennifer as they examine zombie infections in film. Dead excited for this episode.

An entirely white field of vision? Tune in as Jennifer and James explain the special kind of visual impairment which occurs in José Saramago's novel, Blindness. If we cannot live entirely like human beings, at least let us do everything in our power not to live entirely like people who don't listen to podcasts.

An airborne chemical that induces suicide? This week, James and Jennifer take a look at the neurotoxin from M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening. We're just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes.

An unprecedented viral outbreak? In this episode, Jennifer and James examine Meningoencephalitis Virus One from Contagion. Somewhere in the world, the right listener met up with the right podcast.

A massive uprising of the undead? Listen as Jennifer and James explore a variety of televised zombie infections. Taking it like a champ!