• A Tale of Two Witches

  • Magic and Mayhem, Book 5
  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
  • Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (211 ratings)

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A Tale of Two Witches

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
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Three waxed cats, one Cookie Witch, a Brazilian gone bad, and the last name Bermangoggleshitz...not the best ingredients for a successful spell. Or is it?

Avoiding the truth has been working out just fine for most of my life.

I'm finally happy. I have friends and a kangaroo shifter who adores me. Never in my 29 witchy years did I think I would have a place to call home with people who truly cared.

Now my BFF, Zelda, wants to have a chat. Can't crappy news wait?

As soon as my varnished Virginia is mobile, I want to go home to my adorable little house I share with the love of my life and my four semi-violent, adopted, gum-smacking chipmunk shifter sons.

But, noooooooo....

Instead of enjoying a bouncy romp of nookie with my marsupial man whose last name I should really find out, I have to deal with an odiferous, butt-ugly, dead-beat, evil warlock of a dad named Bermangoggleshitz - the very same douchecanoe that tried to kill my rodent children.

Not to mention, said sperm donor has called up a Legion of demons from the Underworld. Fanfreakintastic.

So armed with my questionable intellect, a shaky handle on the French language and a penchant for blowing up buildings, I'm gonna grab this problem by the nuts and squeeze - like a Brazilian times...whoops, bazillion. That French gets me every time.

I will have my happily ever after no matter what or my name's not Sassy Louise...umm...Bermangoggleshitz.

©2017 Robyn Peterman (P)2017 Robyn Peterman

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What made the experience of listening to A Tale of Two Witches the most enjoyable?

Let yourself just sit back and listen to this story it will make you laugh and shake your head, but you will have to admit it is an adventure.

What was one of the most memorable moments of A Tale of Two Witches?

I just like the relationship between Sassy and Zelda. They get themselves into more mischief.

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It's been a long time coming, but Sassy and Jeeve's story is finally told, and it is just as fun and funny as the rest of this series. Sassy is a real character and now she is going to be taking on a "new job" and not one she is she is all that excited about when it is offered to her.

Robyn Peterman is one of the craziest and funniest authors I read. Her stories are guaranteed to give me an escape from real life that keeps me coming back for more. The few hours break from real life can be in heaven, hell or Asshat W.V. which is where this book is located, but they always make me laugh out loud

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Sassy Speaks French!

Have loved the series and we have followed Zelda up till now when Sassy takes the stage.
She loves Jeeves, her kangaroo shifter boyfriend, and doesn’t want to lose him. She just learned that the man trying to kill her best friend Zelda is her father. What to do What to do.
You must get over her voice and you will love Sassy in her own right.

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REALLY hilarious!

I always love the books in this series because there's some yummy love scenes but mainly for the hilarious characters that make me laugh the entire way through.

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Fun read!

It's been a while since I've have visited this wonderful group of characters. It does not take long to get back into the groove of this world! This is a fun read and you can't get but fall in love with this town full of quirky beings!

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I wish Sassy and Zelda could be my BFF’s

I loved the flow of the story, I didn’t want to turn the story off! Stephanie Riggio is so good at making the story come to life!

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Fantastic

These books continue to be funny and entertaining and always have something for her. The narrator was the perfect choice for the character.

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Better voice

That was such a better and what I believe, voice for Sassy. I think it fits better for the personality of the character.

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Who knew Sassy was so much fun & powerful!

In a world where Zelda is the voice of sanity (seriously?!) we discover that there is a lot more to Sassy & Jeeves than we were ever led to believe. Turns out they are just beginning to let us know the real them. Sassy may seem like she is less than intelligent but beyond having a huge heart she is smart in many, many ways and more importantly in all the ways that matter. Jeeves is a heck of lot more man than expected and he will stand by his woman no matter what. When all of these amazing characters come together than can literally move mountains and defend the ones they love from evil.

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Great read

Another great read by Robyn Peterman. I have all her books and the craziness they contain makes my day... and helps filter some of my own crazy.😆

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Sassy is growing up

Sassy find out who her dad is. She also find out who she is and that she has grown up

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