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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 325
Ready or not, Roper has been thrust into a position of leadership that he's woefully ill prepared for. Now, a massive army approaches from the south, old allies turn against him, and new rivals seek to undermine his rule. Facing attack from within and without, Roper must forge reckless alliances, no matter the cost, to save his kingdom.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I tried, I regret it.
- By Kilo rev's on 06-26-20
By: Leo Carew
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Odin's Game
- By: Tim Hodkinson
- Narrated by: Rycharde Everley
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
In the Orkney Isles, a young woman flees her home to save the life of her unborn child. Eighteen years later, a witch foretells that evil from her past is reaching out again to threaten her son. Outlawed from his home in Iceland, Einar Unnsson is thrown on the mercy of his uncle, the infamous Jarl Thorfinn ‘Skull Cleaver’ of Orkney.
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3 out of 5 stars
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More a young adult book
- By justin on 06-03-22
By: Tim Hodkinson
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The Nine
- The Wolf of Corwick Castle, Book 1
- By: Terry Cloutier
- Narrated by: Colin Wasmund
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
Nine men ride into the tiny farming village of Corwick one morning in early March. When they ride back out again, no one is left alive except for Hadrack, a helpless eight-year-old boy. The crimes committed by those nine men will ultimately bring two conflicting religions and two nations to the brink of war.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow! totally blew me away!
- By debbie on 03-24-21
By: Terry Cloutier
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Raging Storm
- By: Markus Heitz
- Narrated by: Neil Dickson
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 49
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49
In the terrible battle to save the home of the dwarfs, elves and humans, many sacrifices were made by great heroes, and at the last the älfar were defeated. Aiphatòn, the son of the indelible and erstwhile Emperor of the Älfar, has sworn that his race will never again pose such a dire threat to the world; he is determined to seek out and destroy the last of his own people. But there may be a greater enemy to face: an enigmatic mage with powerful magic at her fingertips is threatening the entire country. Suddenly the Hidden Land's greatest enemy has become its only hope...
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2 out of 5 stars
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Warning
- By Julie Magana on 07-16-20
By: Markus Heitz
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The Gravedigger’s Son and the Waif Girl
- Volume 1
- By: Sam Feuerbach
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 666
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 615
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 613
Farin, the gravedigger’s son, lives in the medieval village of Heap. The 18-year-old is an outsider who is bullied and ostracized by the villagers. His father has succumbed to a life of drinking, and the young man has no option but to take over the job of gravedigger. But Farin’s life takes a dramatic twist when the village witch dies. As he prepares her for burial, he finds an amulet hanging around her neck, and he can’t resist trying it on.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I’m ambivalent about this one.
- By Christopher on 08-03-21
By: Sam Feuerbach
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Cold Iron
- By: Miles Cameron
- Narrated by: Mark Meadows
- Length: 19 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 619
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 556
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 556
Aranthur is a promising young mage. His talents compel him to attend University to develop his abilities further. But the world is not safe for a mage, and after a confrontation leaves him no choice but to display his skill with a blade, Aranthur is instructed to train under a renowned Master of Swords. During his intensive training he begins to question the bloody life he's chosen. And while studying under the Master, Aranthur is conscripted to the City Militia. Soon after, he finds himself thrown into the middle of a political revolt that will impact everyone he's come to know.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Finally Good HEMA!
- By E. Atkinson on 05-11-20
By: Miles Cameron
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The Outcasts
- Brotherband Chronicles, Book 1
- By: John Flanagan
- Narrated by: John Keating
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,760
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,587
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,581
They are outcasts. Hal, Stig, and the others - they are the boys the others want no part of. Skandians, as any reader of Ranger's Apprentice could tell you, are known for their size and strength. Not these boys. Yet that doesn't mean they don't have skills. And courage - which they will need every ounce of to do battle at sea against the other bands, the Wolves and the Sharks, in the ultimate race. The icy waters make for a treacherous playing field - especially when not everyone thinks of it as playing.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A great tale
- By Jonathan on 02-04-12
By: John Flanagan
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A Door into Time
- An Alex Hawk Time Travel Adventure, Book 1
- By: Shawn Inmon
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,890
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,737
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,732
The wall just didn’t look right. Alex has been trying to cope. Life after his deployment had been rough. His ex-wife thought he needed to stop disappointing their daughter. She was right. He would try harder. With six hours before his little girl’s fourth birthday party, he saw the anomaly. One wall was too short. Plenty of time to tear out a panel and look behind it. He found a brick wall. His house wasn’t made of brick. Behind that was another just like the first. He still had time. When the second wall came down, Alex stood and stared at the shining doorway.
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2 out of 5 stars
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maybe 8 year old boys would like this
- By Jojo11 on 09-15-20
By: Shawn Inmon
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Fin Gall - A Novel of Viking Age Ireland
- Norsemen Saga Series #1
- By: James L. Nelson
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 640
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 586
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 587
For centuries, the Vikings have swept out of the Norse countries and fallen on whatever lands they could reach aboard their longships, and few could resist the power of their violent onslaught. They came at first to plunder and then to settle, an encroachment fiercely resisted wherever they went. Such was the case in the southern lands of Ireland. En route to the Viking longphort there, known as Dubh-linn, Thorgrim Night Wolf and Ornolf the Restless stumble across an Irish ship.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Tolerable with this trick
- By Victoria on 05-10-16
By: James L. Nelson
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Outlaw
- By: Angus Donald
- Narrated by: Graham Padden
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 613
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 557
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 557
When he's caught stealing, young Alan Dale is forced to leave his family and go to live with a notorious band of outlaws in Sherwood Forest. Their leader is the infamous Robin Hood. A tough, bloodthirsty warrior, Robin is more feared than any man in the county. And he becomes a mentor for Alan; with his fellow outlaws, Robin teaches Alan how to fight - and how to win.
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5 out of 5 stars
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As Fine a "Fictional Saga" as Lonesome Dove!
- By Mel on 01-13-18
By: Angus Donald
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Darkness Rising: Disciples of the Horned One, Volume 1
- Soul Force Saga, Book 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 296
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 272
Damien St. Cloud is a failure. Born with the most powerful soul force anyone has ever seen, he can't get it to work. The next in a long line of warlords, Damien is a disappointment to his legendary father and a weakling compared to his perfect sister. Everything changes when a visiting sorcerer proclaims Damien isn't a warlord at all but a sorcerer! Damien is thrust into a world of magic and intrigue, war and death. Behind the scenes a dark and ancient evil is rising once more, intent on destroying everything Damien cares about.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Im To old for this book.
- By Asbjørn on 01-17-17
By: James E. Wisher
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The Hidden Tower
- The Portal Wars Saga, Book 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 883
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 764
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 766
Otto Shenk is the youngest son of a minor baron. He's also a wizard. Abused by his family and considered less than human by his kingdom, Otto does his best to survive. But everything changes when Otto stumbles across a tower hidden deep in a dark part of the forest near his home. A tower that was once the home of an Arcane Lord, the immortal wizards that long ago ruled the world. Otto’s life will be changed forever. And so will the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The writing is good but the story isn’t.
- By Clay on 10-14-20
By: James E. Wisher
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Harbinger of Doom (Epic Fantasy Three Book Bundle)
- By: Glenn G. Thater
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir, Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 241
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 224
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Story4 out of 5 stars 224
Claradon never led his House's forces into battle before. But now he must. His father, the mighty lord of Dor Eotrus, went missing, along with his men, heroes all, while investigating a mysterious fog and otherworldly howling. It's up to Claradon to find him, to bring him home, or avenge his death if he has fallen.
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4 out of 5 stars
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an epic tale
- By Jeff T. on 07-31-18
By: Glenn G. Thater
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A Demon in Silver: Book One of War of the Archons
- The War of the Archons Series, Book 1
- By: R. S. Ford
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,549
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,290
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,288
In a world where magic has disappeared, rival nations vie for power in a continent devastated by war. So when a young farm girl named Livia demonstrates magical powers for the first time in a century, there are many across the land that will kill to obtain her power. Duke Gothelm's tallymen, the blood-soaked Qeltine Brotherhood, and cynical mercenary Josten Cade: All are searching for Livia and the power she wields. But Livia finds that guardians can come from the most unlikely places and that the old gods are returning to a world they abandoned.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Random sex scenes
- By Jonnie on 09-25-20
By: R. S. Ford
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Empire in Black and Gold
- Shadows of the Apt, Book 1
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Ben Allen
- Length: 23 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,004
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 886
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 883
The Lowlands’ city states have lived in peace for decades, hailed as bastions of civilization. Yet that peace is about to end. A distant empire has been conquering neighbours with highly trained soldiers and sophisticated combat techniques. And the city states are its desirable new prize. Only the ageing Stenwold Maker – spymaster, artificer and statesman – foresees the threat, as the empires’ armies march ever closer. So it falls upon his shoulders to open the eyes of the cities’ leaders.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A hidden gem in Epic Fantasy
- By Amazon Customer on 12-14-20
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The Complete Chronicles of Corin An Fol
- Legends of Ansu
- By: J.W. Webb
- Narrated by: Andrew McDermott
- Length: 68 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 779
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 736
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 726
Six volumes together in one collection! Follow the adventures of Corin an Fol as he avenges his family, learns the way of the sword, and battles evil across the world of Ansu. Includes: Gray Wolf, Legends of the Longsword, Wolves and Assassins, The Shattered Crown, The Lost Prince, and The Glass Throne.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Deep, Celtic, Epic Fantasy
- By Armour Bearer on 04-19-21
By: J.W. Webb
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The Lords of the Wind
- The Saga of Hasting the Avenger, Book 1
- By: C.J. Adrien
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 185
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 169
Orphaned as a child by a blood feud and sold as a slave to an exiled chieftain in Ireland, the boy Hasting had little hope of surviving to adulthood. The gods had other plans. A ship arrived at his master's longphort carrying a man who would alter the course of his destiny and take him under his wing to teach him the ways of the Vikings. His is a story of a boy who was a slave, who became a warlord, and who helped topple an empire.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Heading is said to be both optional & required!
- By shopper on 12-06-20
By: C.J. Adrien