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Impress your friends and make dad proud by reciting these funny jokes; they won't be able to control their laughter! Never be bored again with hundreds upon hundreds of amusing jokes that will blow your mind.
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- Jayden logan
- 04-22-20
This book is hilarious.
The book is amazing! Great gift for my father as a Christmas gift! I am so grateful for the quality of the book.This book is hilarious.
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- Mohm*
- 04-19-20
definitely worth a read.
So perfect, in fact, that my kids and husband have hidden it from me. They don't find the gloriousness in the humor!
I can honestly say that this would be the perfect gift for anyone, male or female, Dad or not. It’s not a big book but it certainly packs a punch
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- Gabriel
- 04-19-20
This book has incredible punny jokes!
I listened to the audiobook version of this book, and I found the narrator to be very adept at telling these jokes in such a way that it heightened the humor. There were several times that I found myself laughing out loud, and part of the reason was the voice he used or the perfect emphasis on the word or syllable that just made the joke better.
This book was full of jokes. I really enjoyed how the intro to each chapter was with plenty of jokes itself. Then the actual jokes themselves were numbered. Just like with any joke book, some were very funny, some didn't strike me as all that funny, and made me smile and endeavor to remember them so I could tell them to someone else later on.
However, the narrator, Don Keedik was really good, and I appreciated the way he read the jokes.
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- Alex Kelly
- 04-19-20
Awesome book I love it!
I read every joke out to my daughter (and co-blogger) and I struggled because these jokes are undoubtedly Dad jokes but some of them had me in tears and my daughter having to (impatiently) wait for me to gain enough control to actually read out the rest of the joke.
The book is short but divided into different Dad Joke sections. There are family advice, safe for kids, about the world, and insults so there's something in here for everyone!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 210,240
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 190,371
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Story5 out of 5 stars 189,410
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book and perfect narration
- By Marilyn Armstrong on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 16,691
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,205
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,142
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 894
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 794
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Story4 out of 5 stars 789
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,096
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,206
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Monsters and How to Tame Them
- By: Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,694
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,526
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,519
Monsters and How to Tame Them is Kevin’s most recent guide on how to live your best life, wrapped in his signature honesty, hilarious voice, and adept storytelling. You’ve heard stories about vampires, zombies, and ghosts. Now it’s time to meet some of the monsters that haunt your mind.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining, not useful
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-22
By: Kevin Hart
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Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,826
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,512
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,471
When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren