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A Christmas Carol.... Slimed
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- Length: 48 mins
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From the Author Who Is Also a Moustache Model
Elias Zapple's retelling of Charles Dickens's Christmas fable tells the story of Elias Zapple, a man with a wealth of cabbages to match the coldness of his heart. On a mystical Christmas Eve, he's visited by three ghost slugs forcing Zapple to make a choice: change, or become worm food.
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