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Publisher's summary
This program is read by Joe Pera
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.
Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.
So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:
1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom
It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.
A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.
A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,210
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,681
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,095
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 971
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Narrated by: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story5 out of 5 stars 14
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Still my favorite podcast!
- By Leeroy on 04-29-24
By: Dawn French, and others
What listeners say about A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape
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- Persephone
- 12-10-21
Wholesome
Joe Pera does it with this one. A really good one to hear, and oddly inspiring. A short and lovely listening.
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- Leian Felton
- 06-03-23
Thoughtful and Hilarious
This hit home to my socially awkward side. He is funny on a different level. Intelligent and thoughtful. This again proves you can be funny and entertaining without being crass and ignorant. I will always recommend his work.
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- Victoria Andrews
- 11-17-21
10/10
amazing!! best book ever. would give to my kids and grandkids. I hope they grow tall enough so that they may dunk on me.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-19-21
Joe Pera is a genius
I always go to the bathroom to escape and this was very helpful for my anxiety. Thank you ♥️
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- Ben
- 11-19-21
Best $3 I have ever spent
Title says it all. Its the best $3 I ever spent. I'd buy it again if I could
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- Jake
- 12-02-21
changed my life
I finally have the courage to leave the bathroom. thanks, Joe!
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- Dan Truong
- 11-24-21
Perfection
This is the definitive experience of this book. The sound design and dulcet tones of Joe Pera's voice can never be matched by just words on a page.
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- Tatia Grange
- 12-25-21
Also good for doing your duty/doodie
Great for escape, using the toilet, or going to sleep. Now you can take Joe with you anywhere.
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- Brian Rumble
- 12-24-22
Wish it was longer...
I love the way Joe Pera rambles in a meandering sort of way. I just wish it was a longer book!
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- Ellen
- 02-15-23
Life changing! Ok maybe not, but it’s very calming
I loved Pera’s unique delivery! It’s very relaxing hearing him talk about strategies he uses to get into the right mood for situations. I found the tip of just repeating a word like ‘Hawaii’ and imagining an island a great simple idea. There’s other great stuff but my favorite is his list of conversation starters at the end that alone makes this a worthy buy.
Plus the book is less then 3$ so I highly recommend it.
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