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A Bad B*tch Holiday
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
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The reality of aging can be dreadful for most women, especially for best friends Noel and Destiny. These two women have everything they ever wanted; six figure careers, excellent credit, and a closet to die for but sadly, they yearn for love.
Hood love!
Being in their late 40's with no children and a dry social life causes them to feel like rejects to every fine thug in Atlanta. So to get themselves back into the game, they fly out the country to get the complete makeover they deserve, only to return to the States botched and devastated. Both women lose all hope- until they meet a voodooist from New Orleans that grants them a Christmas gift they can’t walk away from: youth. Overnight, Noel and Destiny become the desirable twenty-five-year-olds they once were, gathering the attention of every athlete, drug dealer, rapper, and businessman in the city. Their holiday season quickly fills with adventure, love, and every privilege of being a bad bitch, but what will be the consequences of this unnatural gift?
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- 01-01-24
Some parts not very realistic
Overall the book was pretty good. Some parts to me was very realistic. And Brian should have known better. SMH!
It was a short listen included in the Audible subscription so if your trying to make you goal for the year give it a listen.
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