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836: Avast Ye Hussies! Show Us Your Sores and Notches!
- Narrated by: Susie Bright
- Length: 30 mins
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[Contains explicit content] Susie looks back on a time when a lone woman could be picked up on suspicion of being immoral. Next, all that talk of the millennial prudes? Their defense is that they’re focused on quality, not quantity. Susie has an argument for that. And then, new on Audible: Wilton Barnhardt’s Every True Pleasure: LGBTQ Tales of North Carolina gathers North Carolina’s finest writers to show the multifaceted challenges and joys of LGBTQ life.
Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 836, June 28, 2019]
Critic reviews
"Highly addictive." (Jezebel.com)
"The avatar of American erotica." (The New York Times)
"Maybe the best sex writer in America, period." (Boston Phoenix)
"Let's face it. She's not boring." (The Los Angeles Times Magazine)
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