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365 Funny Quotes: Daily Funny Quotes to Tickle Your Tense Belly and Make You Happier

Narrated by: Rich Brennan
Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
5 out of 5 stars (25 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

A joke doesn’t have to be as long as a story. It doesn’t even have to be a paragraph. A quote itself is powerful enough to tickle you and brighten your day. As you progress in this audiobook, remember that we are born naked (literally and figuratively) and that we die naked, too. Our job as a human is to enjoy our limited being in a physical plane and to give and grow as much as we can.

If this is the first time you’re listening to my audiobook and everything seems so esoteric and confusing, fret not. Simply smile, enjoy yourself, and cheer up.

This quote audiobook is by far one of the most unique quote audiobooks I’ve ever created because of its innocent and fulfilling intention...to bring about more smiles to this world.

Before we begin, thank you and congratulations. This audiobook will be your companion to more smiles, laughter, and joy.

©2019 Xabier K. Fernao (P)2019 Xabier K. Fernao

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A Great Collection of funny & Quotes

I'm one of those adults who still hasn't grown up yet. I love jokes! So many of the joke books out there are filled with terrible jokes that get more eye rolls than laughs. And many others rely on crude humor, which is not my thing. This book was a refreshing little gem with a bunch of good, clean, funny jokes that I can pick up now and then when I want a laugh. It's a small book but it packs a big punch.

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Something to life up your spirits

Everyone enjoys the funny and quotes written in Xabier. I like this book because it gives me a break from the mostly non-fiction books I listen. My husband and I go walking and many times I will listen to him from this book. It's very uplifting and you listen as little or as much as you want.

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Good to listen

Good to listen a few pages at bedtime. I listen aloud to my husband and we end the day on a laugh. I grew up with Xabier K. Fernao and still turn to the laugh parts . You can listen and re-listen this and their other books. They do not grow old. NOT a one time listen like many books.

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Easy to listen, smiles and it's free!

I have always enjoyed Xabier K. Fernao's Laugher Really is the Best Medicine section. So to be able to get a book devoted to these short humerous jokes was just what the doctor ordered. Unfortunately, it is so easy and quick to listen, I had to force myself to stop when I reached 20%, as I wanted to save some to listen at a later date.

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Good for the Soul

I would recommend this book to anyone that can listen. It is a very funny book and can be a stress reliever . Laughter helps us to forget about our problems. For one moment in time they cease to exist. The humor in this book is wholesome and shouldn't offend anyone. Whilelistening this book let lose and let go. Remember laughter is good for the Soul.

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Very Humorous

This book is a great addition to any library. It is entertaining for all ages and really is ideal for someone looking for light listening and a pick me up.

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Laughter - Good for the Soul

I would recommend this book to anyone that can listen. It is a very funny book and can be a stress reliever . Laughter helps us to forget about our problems. For one moment in time they cease to exist. The humor in this book is wholesome and shouldn't offend anyone. While listening this book let lose and let go. Remember laughter is good for the Soul!!

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Entertaining

I enjoy listening this book. It is funny and entertaining. The way it is written reminds me of the Xabier short funny quotes that listeners would submit back in the day. It is well written and has nice illustrations too. I listen a little each night before bed. The quotes is nice to clear my mind of the days stress and helps me relax so I can fall asleep.

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This is a really funny book

This is a really funny book and well worth the price. I gifted it to several people and the feedback was excellent. If you need a chuckle and who doesn't, you will love this book!

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I usually hate funny books but.....

I usually hate funny books. Purchased this and listen it. Looked through it before gifting it, and surprisingly I found it very funny! Some of the quotes were a bit corny, but still funny! The person I gave it to loved it.

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  • Eugene Primeaux
  • 04-08-19

The Perfect Book for a Pick-me-Up.

I love these 365 funny quotes book.Laughter is the Best Medicine. I gave this one to my 8-year old grandson and he drove us all crazy listening funny incidents to us. His mother threatened me if I would ever give him another one . These are great for a quick pick-up and you can listen them over and over again. Best listening ever.

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  • Richard Barr
  • 04-08-19

I have always enjoyed listening it

I have always enjoyed listening Xabier K. Fernao and especially enjoyed the jokes in each issue. I have also purchased several books published by Xabier K. Fernao over the years so I know his books are of excellent.

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  • Dana Monti
  • 04-15-19

A good variety of funny

A good variety of funny jokes and quotes - would highly recommend! I am looking forward to listening others in the quotes.

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  • David Stevenson
  • 04-13-19

Great funny book

I've always enjoyed the Xabier K. Fernao and this brings the best of the funny jokes together. I loved every chapter. One of the best books I've laughed about in a long time!

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  • Millie Stevens
  • 04-13-19

This is a book of funny

This is a book of funny quotes by Xabier K. Fernao. Mostly joke style. I sent this to a friend who is struggling with cancer treatments.

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  • Sidney Rice
  • 04-08-19

Funny

I bought this for my husband for his birthday. He loved it. He would lay in bed late at night laughing so hard, it made my happy. These are clean, funny jokes and anecdotes. You will enjoy it.

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  • Darin Andrews
  • 04-08-19

Very original and funny!

Bought this as a gift for my friend and it had original funny quotes I’ve never heard before! Was funny! I want one for myself now lol.

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  • Katheryn Burdick
  • 04-21-19

Great Collection

I bought this as a gift for my 82 year old grandmother. She listen it and loves it - she has many audio collection her favorite jokes to share with her friends.

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  • Gregory Sullivan
  • 04-21-19

Very funny

This book is great for a laugh at everyday quotes. I enjoyed sharing the quotes with my family and friends. After a hard day at work it was a relief to enjoy a lighthearted moment.

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  • Ben Anderson
  • 04-18-19

Enjoyable!

If you enjoy the jokes , you will love this. It's a great light listen that will leave you smiling. You can listen it straight through or a little at a time between other books. Either way, you can't loose.

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