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199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!

Narrated by: Kennon A Cofield
Length: 43 mins
Categories: Comedy, Stand-Up & Jokes
4.5 out of 5 stars (21 ratings)

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Hi, Laughing My Butt Off. I’m Dad.

“What did the cat say to the dog?”

“Nothing. They can’t talk.”

Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? We’re not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes compiled by Mike Gaffy are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man.

Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs with the precision of the most dedicated corny dad.

Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck!

Mike Gaffy brings the laughs, or at least the groans to every joke.  

The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us. The 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes chronicles are some of the best. Covering the essential dad joke subjects like:

  • The family: You forgot the pickles! It’s kind of a big dill.
  • Kid jokes: What’s the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape!
  • Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, I’d just fart.
  • Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID.

The secret of dad jokes is simply to entertain and terrorize your loved ones.

Remember, you don’t have to have offspring to tell dad jokes.

Get this audiobook today!

Because it’s not like these jokes are getting any fresher…

©2018 Mike Gaffy (P)2018 Mike Gaffy

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Funny, witty, and lame

This was an enjoyable listen. The jokes in this book range from funny to witty to down right lame. I have annoyed my wife all week long with the jokes. I can't say enough how much I enjoyed this short listen. I highly recommend it to all.

I was given this free review copy in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Makes my Dad roar with laughter

I just got this gem for my Dad, and he promptly started listening to it. I can still hear him cracking up as I'm typing the review. He totally enjoys these stupid jokes.

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199 Bad Dad Jokes

I'm sorry but this was painful to listen to for me. These jokes were corny not so much in the jokes but the way they were told. They came off as immature but I suppose they were meant to sound that way. I dunno.

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For Lovers Of Dad Jokes

You know who you are. If you like Dad jokes this will be 100% your cup of tea... if you don't, it won't. The narration is very good here and if you don't laugh at this, you really don't like dad jokes. Please note: I asked for and got a review copy of this but my opinion, as always, remains my own.

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Bad Jokes!!!

199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful!
: Mike Gaffy

These are some of the lamest, offensive jokes I've listened to. If my husband wasn't deaf he'd probably like them.



The narration was irritating, Kennon A Cofield needs better delivery.



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Great jokes for Dad.

Great jokes for Dad, simple and very interesting book, I like to listen jokes that are inside of this guide. Highly recommended!

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Sent this audiobook to my brother.

Sent this audiobook to my brother and I am glad that he loved it! So silly jokes but still makes them happy. Recommended!

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Its perfect for all people who like to laugh.

This book is filed of hilarious jokes and this is a great yo mama joke book and this made me laugh so much, me and all my friends loved it and its perfect for all people who like to laugh and the jokes were good.

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This is a great enjoying book.

This is a great enjoying book. Appreciating content. Loving stuff. A great learning book. Recommended.

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I really love this book.

I really found this book so funny and stress relieving. There tons of jokes that you can enjoy whenever you have time to listen. I just suddenly laugh out loud without anyone around me. I really love this book.

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  • 01-06-19

What goes hahaha plonk? Me laughing my head off.

Loved this, packed full of punny jokes. Highly recommend

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