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    • How Could She

    • A Novel
    • By: Lauren Mechling
    • Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
    • Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
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    After a devastating break-up with her fiancé, Geraldine is struggling to get her life back on track in Toronto. Her two old friends, Sunny and Rachel, left ages ago for New York, where they've landed good jobs, handsome husbands, and unfairly glamorous lives (or at least so it appears to Geraldine). Sick of watching from the sidelines, Geraldine decides to force the universe to give her the big break she knows she deserves, and moves to New York City. As she zigzags her way through the downtown art scene and rooftop party circuit, she discovers how hard it is to find her footing.

    Regular price: $28.00

    • China Dream

    • By: Ma Jian, Flora Drew - translator
    • Narrated by: David Shih
    • Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Blending fact and fiction, China Dream is an unflinching satire of totalitarianism. Ma Daode, a corrupt and lecherous party official, is feeling pleased with himself. He has an impressive office, three properties, and multiple mistresses who text him day and night. After decades of loyal service, he has been appointed director of the China Dream Bureau, charged with replacing people's private dreams with President Xi Jinping's great China Dream of national rejuvenation.

    Regular price: $17.49

    • Oddjobs 2

    • This Time It's Personnel
    • By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
    • Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
    • Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
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    The Venislarn. Vastly intelligent aliens from another dimension or dribbling insane gods from a distant realm? It’s impossible to tell. What’s certain is that they’re here and they’re going to destroy our world. But, hey, there’s no mileage to be gained from telling the kiddywinks that monsters are real.

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Living Legendary

    • By: Man P. Johnson
    • Narrated by: Man P. Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Jon Brody is on a mission: gain millions of followers on Instagram and become the most famous fitness guru of the millennial generation. There's only one problem: his "Legendary" advice. As Jon Brody pushes Living Legendary on the world, including those closest to him, the world pushes back. His girlfriend dumps him when she finds out he's spying on her workouts. His mom loses it when she comes home from a trip to find her beloved Pomeranian nearly starved to death on account of a new diet Brody's testing.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Bears Want to Kill You

    • The Authoritative Guide to Survival in the War Between Man and Bear
    • By: Ethan Nicolle
    • Narrated by: Ethan Nicolle
    • Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know bears never die? There are many unknown facts about these fur-adorned mammals. Because the hard truths about bears can be difficult to process, society often shields itself from the realities of the true threat bears pose to mankind. Every book written on bears has been a lie. People live under the false impression that bears can be avoided, that bear attacks are survivable, and even that bears are not immortal. Suffice it to say, people have a lot to learn about bears, bear safety, bear attacks, and the impending war between man and bear.

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    • Sssh, or the bears will hear you

    • By Andrew B. on 06-25-19

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Tethered

    • The Book of Moe (Aurora Wasteland, Book 1)
    • By: Vaughn Ashby
    • Narrated by: Joseph Vernon
    • Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
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    There is a ghost penis monster and a giant hell spider in this book, you've been warned! In 1982, Moe killed a man while defending his son. The next day the man came back. In 1982, Moe went missing. The man continued to come back. In 2014, events are repeating themselves. In a race against time, reason and more time, Shane has to unwind mysteries of the past in order to save his friend Jason who has gone missing. Ugh...that sounds heavy.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Chet & Floyd vs. the Apocalypse: Volume 2

    • By: Justin Hunter
    • Narrated by: Dean Lawrence
    • Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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    The darkest of comedies is back! The dysfunctional duo returns for an apocalyptic romp full of ultra-violence, cannibalism, Volkswagens, and unapologetically vicious tongue-in-cheek satire. In this volume, Chet and Floyd encounter a depraved cannibalistic biker gang, a Jewish encampment with a distressingly liberal interpretation of kosher laws, and a draconian Amish community who uses shocking corporal punishment tactics to keep order. Chet loses another body part. Floyd brutalizes the unjust. In a world so depraved, only men like Chet and Floyd could survive. 

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Uber Diva

    • Hot Tips for Drivers and Passengers of Uber and Lyft
    • By: Charles St. Anthony
    • Narrated by: Charles St. Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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    She's sitting on a secret. With thousands Uber and Lyft rides under her belt, Uber Diva offers a birds eye view of what it’s really like to work as a rideshare driver. She also instructs passengers on how to avoid getting spanked with a one-star-rating. Meet the freaks, learn the equipment, and see how this diva survived when a drunk driver T-Boned her car. Based on true rideshare experiences in the San Francisco Bay Area.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • The End of the World Is Nigh

    • By: Tony Moyle
    • Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
    • Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus. No one’s heard of Philibert Montmorency. One was a legend. The other, not so much.... A newly discovered Nostradamus prophecy has taken the internet by storm thanks to "The Oblivion Doctrine", a group of online conspiracy theorists. Apparently the end is nigh. And in case anyone’s interested, nigh is definitely a Tuesday. Doctor Ally Oldfield, professor of Medieval Languages, is summoned to Lyon for a second opinion. She’s not happy about it. But then again she’s rarely happy about anything.

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Still More Not the Parables of Jesus

    • Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)
    • By: John Spencer
    • Narrated by: John Spencer
    • Length: 48 mins
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    What if the parables weren’t how you remembered? Would it help you see what you’d always missed? Still More Not the Parables of Jesus contains one last bunch of 40 satirical takes on the original parables to snap us out of our over-familiarity and open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel. Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.

    Regular price: $3.95