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    • Why Mummy Doesn’t Give a ****

    • By: Gill Sims
    • Narrated by: Gabrielle Glaister
    • Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. 

    Regular price: $10.20

    • A Dude's Guide to the Couch

    • 70 Amazing Things You Can Do on Your Couch (aka Dude's Best Friend)
    • By: John Weiler
    • Narrated by: John Weiler
    • Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
    • Unabridged
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    A Dude’s Guide to the Couch relieves your stress with laughter, giving an escape from daily pressures and a reminder to appreciate life's simple pleasures. Seventy of them. In this irreverent guide, you’ll fondly remember life as a little dude (when making fortresses, fire, and can pyramids ruled the day) and dream big, as you imagine the possibilities at your fingertips (think monkey butlers, Denise Richards, and victory cigars).

    Regular price: $6.95

    • How Could She

    • A Novel
    • By: Lauren Mechling
    • Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
    • Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
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    After a devastating break-up with her fiancé, Geraldine is struggling to get her life back on track in Toronto. Her two old friends, Sunny and Rachel, left ages ago for New York, where they've landed good jobs, handsome husbands, and unfairly glamorous lives (or at least so it appears to Geraldine). Sick of watching from the sidelines, Geraldine decides to force the universe to give her the big break she knows she deserves, and moves to New York City. As she zigzags her way through the downtown art scene and rooftop party circuit, she discovers how hard it is to find her footing.

    Regular price: $28.00

    • Oddjobs 2

    • This Time It's Personnel
    • By: Heide Goody, Iain Grant
    • Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
    • Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
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    The Venislarn. Vastly intelligent aliens from another dimension or dribbling insane gods from a distant realm? It’s impossible to tell. What’s certain is that they’re here and they’re going to destroy our world. But, hey, there’s no mileage to be gained from telling the kiddywinks that monsters are real.

    Regular price: $24.95

    • China Dream

    • By: Ma Jian, Flora Drew - translator
    • Narrated by: David Shih
    • Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Blending fact and fiction, China Dream is an unflinching satire of totalitarianism. Ma Daode, a corrupt and lecherous party official, is feeling pleased with himself. He has an impressive office, three properties, and multiple mistresses who text him day and night. After decades of loyal service, he has been appointed director of the China Dream Bureau, charged with replacing people's private dreams with President Xi Jinping's great China Dream of national rejuvenation.

    Regular price: $17.49

    • Living Legendary

    • By: Man P. Johnson
    • Narrated by: Man P. Johnson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Jon Brody is on a mission: gain millions of followers on Instagram and become the most famous fitness guru of the millennial generation. There's only one problem: his "Legendary" advice. As Jon Brody pushes Living Legendary on the world, including those closest to him, the world pushes back. His girlfriend dumps him when she finds out he's spying on her workouts. His mom loses it when she comes home from a trip to find her beloved Pomeranian nearly starved to death on account of a new diet Brody's testing.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Bears Want to Kill You

    • The Authoritative Guide to Survival in the War Between Man and Bear
    • By: Ethan Nicolle
    • Narrated by: Ethan Nicolle
    • Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Did you know bears never die? There are many unknown facts about these fur-adorned mammals. Because the hard truths about bears can be difficult to process, society often shields itself from the realities of the true threat bears pose to mankind. Every book written on bears has been a lie. People live under the false impression that bears can be avoided, that bear attacks are survivable, and even that bears are not immortal. Suffice it to say, people have a lot to learn about bears, bear safety, bear attacks, and the impending war between man and bear.

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    • Sssh, or the bears will hear you

    • By Andrew B. on 06-25-19

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Tethered

    • By: Vaughn Ashby
    • Narrated by: Joseph Vernon
    • Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
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    There is a ghost penis monster and a giant hell spider in this book - you've been warned! In 1982, Moe killed a man while defending his son. The next day the man came back. In 1982, Moe went missing. The man continued to come back. In 2014, events are repeating themselves. In a race against time, reason and more time, Shane has to unwind mysteries of the past in order to save his friend Jason who has gone missing. Ugh...that sounds heavy. While all the above is true, this book also has a ghost dick monster.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Chet & Floyd vs. the Apocalypse: Volume 2

    • By: Justin Hunter
    • Narrated by: Dean Lawrence
    • Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
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    The darkest of comedies is back! The dysfunctional duo returns for an apocalyptic romp full of ultra-violence, cannibalism, Volkswagens, and unapologetically vicious tongue-in-cheek satire. In this volume, Chet and Floyd encounter a depraved cannibalistic biker gang, a Jewish encampment with a distressingly liberal interpretation of kosher laws, and a draconian Amish community who uses shocking corporal punishment tactics to keep order. Chet loses another body part. Floyd brutalizes the unjust. In a world so depraved, only men like Chet and Floyd could survive. 

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Uber Diva

    • Hot Tips for Drivers and Passengers of Uber and Lyft
    • By: Charles St. Anthony
    • Narrated by: Charles St. Anthony
    • Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
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    She's sitting on a secret. With thousands Uber and Lyft rides under her belt, Uber Diva offers a birds eye view of what it’s really like to work as a rideshare driver. She also instructs passengers on how to avoid getting spanked with a one-star-rating. Meet the freaks, learn the equipment, and see how this diva survived when a drunk driver T-Boned her car. Based on true rideshare experiences in the San Francisco Bay Area.

    Regular price: $6.95