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Book Mashups
One of our favorite nerdy office activities involves mashing up book titles and pairing them with the perfect (and absurd) plot. The result is often funny, sometimes dark, and very occasionally genius – if we do say so ourselves. This last round had us cracking up so much that we just had to share.

Share your brilliance! Tweet your own mashups to @audible_com with #bookmashups
(Note: We hate to ruin a good story, so just a word of caution that some slight spoilers may lie ahead. The titles are safe, but use your own judgment when reading our mashup plots!)

Submissions from Listeners via #bookmashups

Submitted by: Kayla B.
Librarian by day, Book Blogger by night

The Name of the Wind in the Willows

Toad meets Kvothe in a troupe of traveling players. Magic & murder follows.
Submitted by: Jim P.

Oh, the Places You'll Go the F**k to Sleep

Inspiring tales of living with narcolepsy.
Submitted by: Jennifer O.

The Handmaid's Tale of Jemima Puddleduck

Jemima is forced to donate her eggs to wealthy infertile ducks.

Original mashups from our editorial team

The Girl With All the Gifts of Imperfection

A young zombie learns to accept herself, flaws and all.

Ready Player One Plus One

A single mom, desperate to raise money for her daughter’s Math Olympiad, pulls on her legwarmers and enters an ‘80s-inspired virtual reality competition.

The Da Vinci Code Name Verity

A WWII pilot bails over France—and lands smack in the middle of a secret society meeting. Whoops!

The Art of War and Peace

Russia reels when Napoleon gets tips from an ancient Chinese military strategist (who sounds suspiciously like “Littlefinger”…).

Treasure Island at the Center of the World

Rowdy pirates strike a real estate deal for the ages when they purchase Manhattan for a dead man’s chest and a bottle of rum.

Into the Water for Elephants

A series of mysterious drowning deaths turns one small town into a three-ring circus, literally.

Gone Baby Gone Girl

Tired of being treated like a child, 4-year-old Amanda fakes her own kidnapping.

Station 11.22.63

A wandering Shakespearean troop time travels back to the '60s to perform for a doomed president.

The Martian Chronicles of Narnia

Four curious kids step inside a strange wardrobe and find themselves on Mars—and immediately miss their comfy beds.

The Girl Before the Fall

The two sole survivors of a plane crash discover they both rented the same apartment. Coincidence?

Me Before YOU

Louisa falls in love with the wheelchair-bound man she’s hired to care for, only to find out he’s a psychopathic killer. But hey—nobody’s perfect!

To Kill a Mockingbird by Bird

Sissy Spacek performs the heartbreaking tale of a young girl who dreams of being a novelist, only to find that the South is overloaded with talented writers.

The Gray Man Called Ove

A former CIA operative races against time…to build an unlikely friendship with his new neighbors.

The Metamorphosisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Three women find a mysterious pair of jeans in a thrift shop with the power to transform each of them into a monstrous insect.

A Little Life of Pi

Four friends try to survive in the ocean. No one does.

Theft by Finding Ultra

David Sedaris performs his memoir of training for an Ironman challenge.