David G. Edelstein

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  • The Last Testament

  • A Memoir by God
  • By: David Javerbaum (contributor)
  • Narrated by: David Javerbaum
  • Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 131
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 115
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 114

Over the course of his long and distinguished career, God has literally seen it all. And not just seen. In fact, the multi-talented deity has played a pivotal role in many major events, including the Creation of the universe, the entirety of world history, the life of every human being who has ever lived, and the successful transitioning of American Idol into the post-Simon Cowell era. Now, as the earth he has godded so magnificently draws to a Mayan-induced close, God breaks his 1,400-year literary silence with his final masterpiece, The Last Testament.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • I Am Smitten

  • By Marc Jaffe on 11-30-11

A really awful book

1 out of 5 stars
1 out of 5 stars
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-03-12

What disappointed you about The Last Testament?

Too many poor jokes. A neat idea just destroyed by one awful joke after another.

Any additional comments?

Can I get my money back?

3 of 9 people found this review helpful

  • How Come They Always had the Battles in the National Parks?

  • By: Peter Bales
  • Narrated by: Peter Bales
  • Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3.5 out of 5 stars 103
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 32
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 31

This is not your father's history book! Spanning prehistoric times all the way through the Civil War, How Come They Always had the Battles in the National Parks? presents a humorous look at our country's past, a historically accurate, concise, and easy to follow account of the main events in America's saga up through the Civil War, definitely enough to get you by in case you find yourself surrounded by annoying smart people at a party.

  • 1 out of 5 stars
  • Awful

  • By David G. Edelstein on 09-06-06


1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-06-06

After downloading dozens of books from I've finally come across one that is really awful. I listened to about 30 minutes of this book and found it humorless, tasteless and offensive. After discussing the awful reality of race relations in the US, Bales wraps up his comments with something about Michael Jackson bleaching his face. ought to remove this from their catalogue, refund any of us who purchased it and let Bales know just how bad his stuff is.

10 of 11 people found this review helpful