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  • Time's Convert

  • A Novel
  • By: Deborah Harkness
  • Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
  • Length: 15 hrs and 46 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 110
  • Performance
    3.5 out of 5 stars 103
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 103

Set in contemporary Paris and London, and the American colonies during the upheaval that exploded into the Revolutionary War, a sweeping story that braids together the past and present. On the battlefields of the American Revolution, Matthew de Clermont meets Marcus MacNeil, a young surgeon from Massachusetts, during a moment of political awakening when it seems that the world is on the brink of a brighter future. When Matthew offers him a chance at immortality and a new life, free from the restraints of his puritanical upbringing, Marcus seizes the opportunity to become a vampire.

  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • Distracting and disappointing narration

  • By LKF on 09-19-18

Um, huh?

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-21-18

They changed narrators which was a huge problem for me. Matthew didn’t sound sexy he sounded like a bumbling oaf, as did Marcus. Isabo didn’t even sound French, ugh!

There was also no plot. It was a stream of thought book. While I enjoyed visiting this world it wasn’t the same. No thrills, no suspense, just some of Marcus’s story. Really, what I thought would be the exciting times were glanced over...New Orleans, first days as a vampire, the Indians that helped Mathew reign in Marcus, all glossed over. Yet we spend the whole book jumping back to phoebe’s first 90 days.

Overall it was worth it to visit with old literary friends but it wasn’t a good addition to the series, or even really part of it.

  • Embers

  • Dark in You Series, Book 4
  • By: Suzanne Wright
  • Narrated by: Cat Doucette
  • Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 154
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 145
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 143

With the birth of their son Asher, Harper and Knox are both more powerful and more vulnerable than they've ever been before. Asher's charm has seduced even the devil himself, but Harper knows that the real villain is still out there and as desperate as ever to see the Primes fall. They're laying low, and there's no way to tell which one of their circle is really a deadly foe. When the final horseman makes their move, Harper and Knox will have to use all the considerable power at their disposal.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Love Dark in you series

  • By Chelly on 08-08-18

Producer was horrible!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-12-18

This book sounded like someone recorded the narrator in an echoing room. This was compounded by MULTIPLE repeat sentences throughout the book. I’m grateful there wasn’t repeat paragraphs, but wow, been awhile since I’ve heard a recording this bad.

Narrator was good, the story continues for Nox, Harper, and baby Asher. All our favorite characters were there, and some new ones. Many moments of “wow, can’t believe that just happened” as usual. Great book and narrator, producer needs to be fired.

  • Never Deal with Dragons

  • By: Lorenda Christensen
  • Narrated by: Leslie Bellair
  • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 70
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 64
  • Story
    3.5 out of 5 stars 66

Consoling a sobbing dragon and serving pig buffets are just part of the job for Myrna Banks. Working for a mediation firm, it's her job to get humans compensated for damages caused by the dragons who now rule. But her "typical" day is interrupted by Trian Chobardan, an old flame. He's been sent by North America's reigning dragon lord for help negotiating a truce to avert war. Myrna agrees to help, even though she'll be stuck with Trian as a partner. As the two work together, Myrna finds Trian to be surprisingly supportive - and still irresistibly attractive.

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Not a Bad Listen...

  • By K on 07-25-13

Funny and cute, interesting world

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-25-18

I’ve read my fair share of shifter books, this one is unique. This book is set in a world post WWIII. In an effort to cure cancer a scientist spliced some genes together, cured cancer, and the assistant put the test tubes in an incinerator, three years later dragons were born in that incinerator.

Not everyone can understand the dragons, only special humans can. Those humans are usually hired as translators. Every now and then after all a dragon might accidentally eat a cow or a person and someone has to handle those issues.

Fascinating world, cute and funny. Not a whole lot of angst or drama...unless you count hiding under tables and beds from the ticked off dragons. This was an easy Sunday book. I recommend it. 4 stars instead of 5 because it was so easy going and there was barely any steam or cussing....which I rather enjoy in my books.

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  • Flirting Under a Full Moon

  • Flirting With Fangs Trilogy, Book 1
  • By: Ashlyn Chase
  • Narrated by: Leah Mallach
  • Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3.5 out of 5 stars 161
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 146
  • Story
    3.5 out of 5 stars 146

Brandee has been dumped in every way possible, but by text is the last straw. That's it - she's officially done with men. Unfortunately, she's just been told her "soul mate" is the drool-worthy hottie all her friends call One-Night Nick. Nick has been searching for true love for 100 years. After all, werewolves mate for life, and he does not want to mess this up. As soon as he kisses Brandee, he knows she's the one. But how will he convince a woman who knows nothing of paranormals that she's about to be bound to a werewolf forever?

  • 1 out of 5 stars
  • Horrible story line childish content

  • By Michelle on 05-03-14

So cute!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-28-17

It's a nice little paranormal romance. There is a bar called Boston Uncomon where vampires, werewolves, shifters...etc can hang out and mingle. They don't usually hang out so it's a nice place.

Brandy is a human who works there, and Nick is a werewolf. This is their story and it's funny and sweet and a tad hot. Overall it was wonderful and I'm downloading the next one right away!

Narrator was okay but some voices sounded like other voices and some were over the top.

  • Fashionably Flawed

  • Hot Damned
  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: David Brenin
  • Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 201
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 191
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 192

What's the Devil to do when his fire no longer burns away his sins and Fate is screwing with his...well, fate? Easy - lie, cheat, steal, and dictate my questionably accurate autobiography-slash-romance-novel to my unwilling and outstandingly rude Vampyre niece. Welcome to my Hell. A mysterious darkness is gunning for me and this time it might prevail. Traveling to Earth to promote my best-selling romance novel at an alarming book convention where I must protect my privates from the rabid lady readers is enough to frighten even the Devil.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Another excellent book

  • By Nadine Applegate on 11-23-17

Chicks sounded a bit male, and it's a cliffhanger

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated NO more times :- )

P.S. I was a bit ticked this was a cliffhanger, sort of. The relationship wasn't resolved, there was no HEA, but you can be sure I will gladly purchase all the other books when they come out.

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  • Fashionably Fanged

  • The Hot Damned Series, Book 8
  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Audrey Lusk
  • Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 279
  • Performance
    3.5 out of 5 stars 257
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 254

My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year old killing machine and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma... Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • Worst Narrator Ever

  • By Nicole on 07-27-17

They didn't sing VENUS was her name, she's got it.

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 1 more times :- )

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  • Fashionably Dead and Wed

  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
  • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 431
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 407
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 404

What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry? You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell. All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Wedding Bliss? Or Wedding From Hell?

  • By Cheri on 12-08-16

Astrid, I missed you!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 2 more times :- )

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  • Fashionably Hotter Than Hell

  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Victor Bevine
  • Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 428
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 400
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 398

Welcome to my own personal hell. Name: Heathcliff. Occupation: Vampyre Warrior - one of the deadliest in the world. I plan. I fight. I win. Always. However, it's never taken me this damned long to get what I want before. Only I would be blessed with a Vampyre mate I'd have to chase for two centuries. The chemistry between us is steamy, and the sex is sizzling, but I want more - I want it all. Now, just as I'm finally wearing Raquel down, I find I have competition, not for my mate's hand but for her very existence.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Another Winner

  • By Troublemer on 07-27-16

Still better than most but w/o Astrid it fell flat

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 3 more times :- )

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  • A Fashionably Dead Christmas

  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
  • Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 355
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 340
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 338

Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Ho Ho Ho

  • By Cheri on 09-05-16

It's a must have!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 4 more times :- )

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Fashionably Dead in Diapers

  • By: Robyn Peterman
  • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
  • Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 753
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 693
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 691

And I thought being half Vampyre/half Demon was hard.... That's nothing compared to being a mother. Sweet baby Moses in a boob tube, there aren't any books on raising True Immortals, so let me give you a few tips.... Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion, and a map will help if you have only seven minutes and 31 seconds. You're welcome.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Holly Hotness This Story was Awesome!

  • By Cheri on 03-18-16

The baby, OMG the baby!!! LOL!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-17

Okay, maybe I am a bit twisted, but I adored ALL of these books. I seriously bought 1-9 in a span of about 2 weeks. I could NOT get enough! The absurd things that come out of these characters mouths is not only funny, blasphemous, outlandish, idiotic and something downright horrible, they crack me up in the best way! I told my co-workers about these books and they just couldn't believe it, then I read them the pitch from the audible website and they bent over laughing so hard they begged me to stop talking. These books are AWESOME! If you love book 1 just download all of them.

This review will be repeated 5 more times :- )

0 of 1 people found this review helpful