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  • Dead Drunk II

  • Dawn of the Deadbeats, Book 2
  • By: Richard Johnson
  • Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
  • Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 72
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 70
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 70

What happens when a bunch of 30-year-old degenerates survive an apocalyptic zombie outbreak? They get into even more trouble in the aftermath. Duh. That's right, Charlie Campbell and several of his loser friends have escaped a nightmare Chicago fraught with zombies and an occupying army, only to find the wild-lands beyond aren't any safer.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • funny

  • By Ronald crumpton on 08-02-17

funny

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-02-17

mmmm! mmmm m!m mmm!mmoo o!oooo ooo!ooo oo!oooo o!ooooo o!oorrrr r!rrrrrrr rr!rrr rrrr r!rrrrr rrrrr!rrrrrrr !rrrrrrr rrr!rrr eeee ee!ee eeee!eeeee !eeeee! eee !!!!!

5 of 6 people found this review helpful

  • The Walking Plague Trilogy

  • By: J.R. Rain, Elizabeth Basque
  • Narrated by: David Doersch
  • Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 120
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 108
  • Story
    3.5 out of 5 stars 108

The complete number one best-selling Walking Plague Trilogy now available in one volume, including: Zombie Patrol: Los Angeles County park ranger Jack Carter is about to discover that not all is as it seems in his tranquil life. Once responsible for patrolling the many public parks, in particular the popular Griffith Park with its famous observatory and zoo, Jack is about to discover that a whole new kind of animal roams his woods.

  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • Very slow book with little action.

  • By Lee Sorrells on 05-11-15

suxs

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-25-17

sucks sucks really sucks sucks sucks really really really really really really really really sucks what else can I say?oh yeah it really really really really really really really really really really sucks

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Chaos: A New World

  • Book 1
  • By: John O'Brien
  • Narrated by: Mark Gagliardi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 745
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 701
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 700

Jack, a sometimes humorous, sometimes philosophical ex-special operations pilot and soldier is one of the few left to struggle through the desolation left in the aftermath; seeking to survive as a new ferocious species emerges from the rubble, hungry and unrelenting. Will his special forces training be enough? Will he be able to keep his children safe and guide the few survivors through perils that now roam the world they once knew? Or will the hordes that now own the night prevail....

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Gripping story! Relatable characters!

  • By L. FUDGE on 04-23-17

great book

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-17-17

good but not over the top. and he didn't use a certain word repeatedly. and thank God he's not trying to be a comedian mark tufo

2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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  • A Plague Upon Your Family

  • Zombie Fallout, Book 2
  • By: Mark Tufo
  • Narrated by: Sean Runnette
  • Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,898
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,570
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,572

The Talbots are evacuating their home amidst a zombie apocalypse. Mankind is on the edge of extinction as a new dominant, mindless opponent scours the landscape in search of food, which just so happens to be noninfected humans. The Talbots have escaped Little Turtle, but to what end? On the run, they find themselves encountering a far vaster evil than the one that has already beset them. As they travel across the countryside they soon learn that there are more than just zombies to be fearful of....

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • An excellent sequel

  • By Theodore on 11-24-12

wise ass

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
2 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-06-17

this book is 30% story 60% stand-up comedian or at least that's what the author is trying to be apparently. One smart-ass remark after another and not funny at all. and the narrator for some reason I'm thinking if I was looking at him. He would be Groucho Marx with a big afro. yes I know creepy that's what I'm trying to get to very very creepy now there's some sarcasm. Mr tufo I want my money back.

0 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • Z-Risen 1: Outbreak and Z-Risen 2: Outcasts

  • By: Timothy W. Long
  • Narrated by: Todd Menesses
  • Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 234
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 219
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 221

When the USS McClusky (FFG-41) was overrun by the dead, Machinist Mate First Class Jackson Creed, and Marine Sergeant Joel "Cruze" Kelly, were forced to abandon the ship and take their chances in San Diego. Now they are stuck in a city that has been completely overrun with zombies, and as the days go by, they must range farther and farther away from "fortress" in their search for supplies. Relying on military training, guts, and pure force of will, the two of them will face a nightmare world that is intent on killing them one bite at a time. Contains books 1 and 2 of the Z-RISEN series.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Z-Risen: Books 1 & 2. . . Rises to the Occasion!

  • By Tracy P. on 12-03-18

predictable

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-21-17

to the author anyway your stories are as predictable as a B Movie if you get a helicopter it's going to crash, if you board a train it'll somehow get down a dirt road you know what I'm saying. also a lot of your fax need to be straightened out first of all Mossberg is the ramen noodles of the gun world. also when you shoot someone they do not snap back unless you're close then very little. when you shoot someone it's like you turned off a switch and they just fall. now a shotgun up close will give you a kick but just the same as it kicks your shoulder. it's called inertia a fellow by the name of Newton came up with that you might be familiar with the Apple but not the fact that he invented calculus. and his best buddy was a rich guy named Haley, but I digress I'm getting my money back on this one. couldn't finish it I mean even listening you know it's an audiobook for the love of God and still couldn't finish it.
one more thing I could have mentioned another things you just got wrong. I didn't look at the date maybe this was published before Google and your lazy ass didn't have any other way to fact check. lol

0 of 5 people found this review helpful

  • Extinction Aftermath

  • The Extinction Cycle, Book 6
  • By: Nicholas Sansbury Smith
  • Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
  • Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 638
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 589
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 588

Newly christened as the leader of Delta Force Team Ghost, Master Sergeant Joe Fitzpatrick arrives in Normandy over 70 years after Allied Forces joined the fight against the Nazis. The war to free survivors and eradicate pockets of adult Variants and their offspring is underway by the European Unified Forces. But as the troops push east, rumors of a new type of monster spread through the ranks. Fitz and his new team quickly realize that the fight for Europe might be harder than anyone ever imagined.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • This could be the end....

  • By Natalie @ ABookLoversLife on 09-01-17

some people don't know when to quit

Overall
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-19-17

story started out alright but then here come the tough women and possible situations impossible this and possible that.. and I won't even repeat two names in Teen ghost because I heard them way too much the guy sounds like an arrogant dumbass. and I did say teen. and the guy with the blades I have a friend that has on you can't do that crap on them especially running sand. and taking a dog somewhere that you need to be quiet that would just end in you having to kill the dog. story was kind of lame anyway I mean all these different ways to kill them they breathe air bullets kill them did they try any of our stockpiles of nerve gas chemical weapons? and if we don't have them we could have got them somewhere else easier than coming up with dr. crybabies methods. not real hard to make chlorine gas you can do it in your kitchen. I'm going to get my money back on the last book and to the author man quit trying to get a paycheck or just quit.
sorry for the crappy grammar but I'm bouncing around in helicopter.

0 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Carnage

  • Arisen, Book 12
  • By: Michael Stephen Fuchs
  • Narrated by: R. C. Bray
  • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 2,241
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 2,133
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 2,127

After recovering Patient Zero, Alpha must escape Africa to end the ZA once and for all. But they can feel the hot breath of a reinforced and vengeful Spetsnaz team on their necks - and there can be no escaping the reckoning of an ultimate sniper showdown between Ali and Vasily, and an incomparably brutal iron-cage Texas death match between Predator and Misha. For the first time, all the teams will come together and must fight as brothers for any chance of making it back to Britain. And only one thing is certain - not everyone is walking away from this one.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • best series on audible

  • By frank on 05-14-17

worst book in this series yet.

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-14-17

to the author not every sentence in the military is an acronym you'd have to spend four years learning how to speak to people , now wouldn't you? and you don't have to explain every type of caliber weapon being used every time . and also most special ops carry Nato rounds. for obvious reasons. and it's also head over tea kettle. and to everybody else this is the longest take off of an aircraft in history. I mean didn't you ever see a plane take off there's not time for all this crap and you can't run up on top of a speeding aircraft are jump around on wings and fix engines. I really love the part where the special forces would not use their small weapons. because they were worried about shooting up the plane. really? you think the bad asses you prepare them to be . could probably shoot you in the head with a nine meal that's not going to go through anything else . although I digress I'm going to get my money back because this whole story only needed the theme to Benny Hill to make it perfectly ridiculous. and by the way the black shark helicopter that you referred to is one of the bigger pieces of crap put out by the Russians. and I cannot fly backwards.

6 of 9 people found this review helpful

  • What Zombies Fear 1: A Father's Quest

  • By: Kirk Allmond, Laura Bretz
  • Narrated by: Victor Bevine
  • Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3.5 out of 5 stars 116
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 110
  • Story
    3.5 out of 5 stars 110

When Victor Tookes went to work that beautiful spring day, he never expected to see a man eaten alive in the street in front of his office. After convincing himself that they really were zombies, he makes a trip from his house in Pennsylvania to his family home in Virginia, battling zombies all the way. His three and a half year old son was bitten on the leg, but doesn't turn into a zombie. Instead, he turns into something more than human.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Wow zombies and super powers oh my

  • By Lasheha on 08-05-14

oh my God he shot a bullet out of the air

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-07-17

well I have to write so many words so I'll get finish with this and blah it out. don't get this book because the only person you want to kill is the author. guy has done smoked his self retarded. LoL got to get my money back. anyway couldn't finish the book it really really really really really really really really really really really really sucked

0 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • White Flag of the Dead: White Flag of the Dead, Book 1

  • Zombie Survival Series
  • By: Joseph Talluto
  • Narrated by: Graham Halstead
  • Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 321
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 298
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 295

Millions died when the Enillo Virus swept the earth. Millions more were lost when the victims of the plague refused to stay dead, instead rising to slaughter and feed on those left alive. For survivors like John Talon and his son Jake, they are faced with a choice: Do they submit to the dead, raising the white flag of surrender? Or do they find the will to fight, to try and hang on to the last shreds of humanity?

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 'FLAG' White Flag of the Dead as a Must Listen!

  • By Tracy P. on 12-12-18

did you like the movie mr. mom

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-12-16

one of the worst books ever. no common sense a guy in a zombie apocalypse preparing to get ready for the apocalypse but forgets to tell his wife to come home .works at a hospital stupid is what I'm thinking. also riding a bicycle around with a baby in a basket tied to the back. And even dumber . example he's so happy to find two gasoline generators. hey genius if you need a generator look up Equipment Rental you can get one big enough to power a small City ,Find a diesel tanker truck plumb it up to it and you're fixed for 6 month's. and they're extremely extremely quiet. got my money back LOL

1 of 5 people found this review helpful

  • Tattered Remnants

  • Zombie Fallout 9
  • By: Mark Tufo
  • Narrated by: Sean Runnette
  • Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 3,290
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 3,104
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 3,079

In a world overrun by zombies, one family struggles against all odds to hold on. With three vampires closing in, can the Talbot family withstand the coming onslaught? Or will they become a footnote in the history of the apocalypse?

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Another masterpiece from Mark Tufo

  • By Kathy on 02-02-16

60% wise ass

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-16-16

well it looks like you're running out of ideas. half of this book is what you call sarcasm , But most people call it being a smart-ass. you know people don't wander into long stories when they're under pressure. might want to work on that. seems like you're trying to go into plagiarizing Stephen Kings work,Gunslinger you know what I'm talking about. last book I purchased from you and I'm going to request my money back on this one.

0 of 5 people found this review helpful