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  • Mavericks

  • Expeditionary Force, Book 6
  • By: Craig Alanson
  • Narrated by: R. C. Bray
  • Length: 17 hrs and 21 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 13,935
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 13,174
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 13,134

The remnants of the Expeditionary Force stranded on the alien-controlled planet "Paradise" get a chance to prove themselves, in a simple off-world training mission with a ship full of teenage alien cadets. When the mission goes horribly wrong and the survival of everyone on Paradise is at risk, the Merry Band of Pirates may have to come to the rescue. Unless they get killed first.... 

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Trouble on Paradise pt. II

  • By Kurtis Karr on 09-27-18

more please

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-25-19

I've gotten hours of enjoyment out of this book series it is funny and you dumb monkeys should request more

  • Paradise

  • Expeditionary Force, Book 3
  • By: Craig Alanson
  • Narrated by: R.C. Bray
  • Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 26,832
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 25,166
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 25,066

While the crew of the starship Flying Dutchman have been trying to assure people that hostile aliens do not have access to Earth, the UN Expeditionary Force has been stranded on the planet they nicknamed "Paradise". The Flying Dutchman is headed back out on another mission, and the UN wants the ship to find out the status of the humans on Paradise.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • running out of ideas...

  • By Amazon Customer on 06-08-17

you got to love Skippy

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-15-19

if you've gotten this far in the series you're just like me dying for the next one

  • Battle Mage

  • By: Peter A. Flannery
  • Narrated by: RD Watson
  • Length: 34 hrs and 46 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 5,698
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 5,376
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 5,366

The world is falling to the burning shadow of the Possessed and only the power of a battle mage can save it. But the ancient bond with dragonkind is failing. Of those that answer a summoning too many are black. Black dragons are the enemy of humankind. Black dragons are mad. Falco Dante is a weakling in a world of warriors, but worse than this, he is the son of a madman. Driven by grief, Falco makes a decision that will drive him to the brink of despair. As he tries to come to terms with his actions Falco follows his friends to the Academy of War.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • loved it.

  • By Chiron on 01-05-18

very very well done

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-09-19

I'm extremely happy with the purchase that I made this book is awesome I don't know if they'll be more but if there is I will pick them up as well the author has some serious Talent

  • Journeymage

  • The Spellmonger Series, Book 6
  • By: Terry Mancour
  • Narrated by: John Lee
  • Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 5,038
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 4,718
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 4,695

What does the most powerful wizard in the world do after the war? Despite the hordes of goblins still ready to ravage human lands, King Rard has signed a treaty with them, so Minalan is forbidden from taking advantage of their weak state. Most would take a well-deserved rest over the summer…but Minalan and his household are busy repaying a favor owed to the tribal Kasari for their help in the war, and the Spellmonger pays his debts. So Minalan spends his summer sneaking 2,000 Kasari children through enemy lines and some of the roughest territory in the Five Duchies toward salvation. 

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Best Fantasy Series of its Time

  • By Michael Sofis on 07-13-18

more please

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-20-18

they need to get off their ass and record the other six books now so I can buy them

  • Magelord

  • The Spellmonger Series, Book 3
  • By: Terry Mancour
  • Narrated by: John Lee
  • Length: 31 hrs and 39 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 7,974
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 7,458
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 7,420

How can Sire Minalan fight goblins, plots, poverty, and politics, all from his remote and rustic vale, while keeping the peasants in line and the Warbird of West Fleria at bay? With wit, courage, determination, and a healthy dose of magic. And when the new king tasks him to find a way to slay a dragon, an ordinary knight might shy away from the quest. For Sire Minalan, it's just another day on the job as a magelord!

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Great book, superb performance.

  • By R. K. on 07-28-17

awesome

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-07-18

this series has captivated me I am held prisoner to each book that I listen to I Love it

  • Kingdom Blades

  • A Pattern of Shadow and Light, Book 4
  • By: Melissa McPhail
  • Narrated by: Nick Podehl
  • Length: 42 hrs and 12 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 3,835
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 3,621
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 3,606

After the events the first three books in Melissa McPhail's award-winning epic fantasy series, A Pattern of Shadow and Light, the realm of Alorin remains unbalanced. The Fifth Vestal, Bjorn van Gelderan, has cast his Players on the field. Now they must hold their positions against Malorin'athgul as well as their immortal allies. In Kandori...Prince Ean val Lorian is bound to Bjorn van Gelderan's game and to his sister Isabel, but Ean would rather be free of both of them. Yet he fears the game won't let him.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Awesome

  • By garrett on 03-25-17

long and entertaining

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 10-03-18

I am interested in the character development I am curious to what they're going to do with Trail of the tides and are they done with so far it's a goody-goody series but I have a feeling she's going to kill off one of the main characters in her next but I'm telling you it's coming I can feel it in my bones someone important Must Die

  • I, Strahd: The Memoirs of a Vampire

  • Ravenloft: Strahd, Book 1
  • By: P. N. Elrod
  • Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
  • Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 828
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 764
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 765

Some of the parchment pages were the color of cream, thick and substantial, made to last many, many lifetimes. Other pages were thin and desiccated, positively yellow from age, and crackled alarmingly as Van Richten turned them over. There were no ornate illuminations, no fussy borders, only lines of plain text in hard black ink. The flowing handwriting was a bit difficult to follow at first; the writer's style of calligraphy had not been in common use for 300 years. No table of contents, but from the dates it looked to be some kind of history.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Great book to understand Strad's mind

  • By Steven Taylor on 07-12-17

worth it

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-08-17

I Jamall approve of I strahd. I approve of both the storyline and the awesome narration this was a pleasant listen

  • Windwalker

  • Forgotten Realms: Starlight & Shadows, Book 3
  • By: Elaine Cunningham
  • Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
  • Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 61
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 59
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 58

The long-awaited conclusion to the Starlight & Shadows trilogy is now in audio. The release of Windwalker brought to a close a series first begun by New York Times best-selling author Elaine Cunningham ten years ago. Following the recently released recovers of Daughter of the Drow and Tangled Webs, the first two titles in the series, this audiobook is not to be missed.

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Wait for a new narrator

  • By Diane on 04-15-18

the best of a bad

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2 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-13-16

the story picks up here the third book is a lot better than the first two but it is still lacking

  • Tangled Webs

  • Forgotten Realms: Starlight & Shadows, Book 2
  • By: Elaine Cunningham
  • Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
  • Length: 16 hrs and 6 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 73
  • Performance
    3.5 out of 5 stars 66
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 66

Exiled from her home, the beautiful dark elf Liriel Baenre wanders the surface world with her companion Fyodor. But even far from the dark haunts of Menzoberranzan, she is not safe from the vengeance of her archenemy. Even as she and her friend sail the dangerous seas of the Sword Coast, a drow priestess plots a terrible fate for them. And in the depths of the earth, the spider queen Lolth weaves her own webs of terror and treachery.

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Narrator

  • By Andrea Anderson on 01-16-19

such a disappointment

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1 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-13-16

the headline says it all I had to write this in order to submit this