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  • The Governess Game

  • Girl Meets Duke Series, Book 2
  • By: Tessa Dare
  • Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
  • Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 283
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 265
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 264

After her livelihood slips through her fingers, Alexandra Mountbatten takes on an impossible post: transforming a pair of wild orphans into proper young ladies. However, the girls don’t need discipline. They need a loving home. Try telling that to their guardian, Chase Reynaud: duke’s heir in the streets and devil in the sheets. The ladies of London have tried - and failed - to make him settle down. Somehow, Alexandra must reach his heart....without risking her own. 

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Pure, Sheer, Absolute Delight

  • By Anne on 08-29-18

Pure, Sheer, Absolute Delight

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-29-18

This is the loveliest romp I've read in some time. Everything about this wonderful novel is exciting and funny and sweet and intelligent and a ripping good story.

Tessa Dare has exceeded all expectations with the delightful, intelligent characters of Chase, Alexandra, Rosamond and Daisy (as well as Chase's brother and Alex's friends and the exceedingly unhealthy Millicent.) The plot draws brilliantly on each of their special personalities to weave an only slightly fanciful plot that nevertheless captivated and enthralled me form the moment I started reading. I won't give any spoilers, but there is also just enough suspense than I never once felt like I was sure what would happen next (except, of course, the HEA... but that's just a given.)

And it was all done with a most generous sprinkling of laugh-out-loud funny moments (as well as a fair amount of gasp-worthy surprises)

Mary Jane Wells renders every single character with exactly the right note of respect for their individual personalities and exactly the right tone to give them each distinct voices. She did a simply brilliant job. I have rarely heard a more perfect narration.

Buy this. Listen to it. Let yourself laugh and gasp and sigh at all the right moments. Then do what I'll do in a couple of weeks... listen to it again.

5 of 5 people found this review helpful

  • Honor's Splendour

  • By: Julie Garwood
  • Narrated by: Anne Flosnik
  • Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 1,607
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 1,246
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,242

In the feuding English court, gentle Lady Madelyne suffered the cruel whims of her ruthless brother, Baron Louddon. Then, in vengeance for a bitter crime, Baron Duncan of Wexton—the Wolf—unleashed his warriors against Louddon's domain. Exquisite Madelyne was the prize he catured...but when he gazed upon the proud beauty, he pledged to protect her with his life.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Good Book, Bad Narrator

  • By Q on 07-13-10

A Pretty Good Romance Spoiled by a Bad Narrator

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-17-18

This is an early Garwood (30 years, I think) and it isn't as good as her later work, but it's not a bad novel. It badly needed an editor as there was much too much repetitive navel-gazing, mostly by Madelaine.

But that wasn't what ruined it for me. It was the narration. Anne Flosnik does a reasonably good job with the female characters. Most of the time, I could tell one from another. The problem was the men. She is really bad at men. Duncan's growly voice was seriously distracting, and it came and went at unpredictable times, but was almost entirely without personality. And all the other men were minor variations on that same growly voice. Actually, considering how many important male characters there are, as opposed to the relatively few (two actually) female characters, it's interesting to wonder why a female reader was selected.

It's not one I'd recommend.

  • Silent Melody

  • By: Mary Balogh
  • Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
  • Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 376
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 355
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 352

Lady Emily Marlowe is beautiful, independent, and unspoiled. Deaf since childhood, she appreciates her family's efforts to nurture her spirit, but the man they've chosen for her betrothal can never fulfill her. The only one Emily has ever desired is bold and reckless Lord Ashley Kendrick. Her childhood amour inspired her fantasies and vowed never to forget her - even as he left her for a new life in India and a new love.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Don't buy until audible has entire book recorded

  • By Mark on 08-27-15

Not one of her best

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-28-18

Pros:
>I liked Emily's character a lot in the first part of the novel. She was interesting and the introduction of her disability made for an intriguing romance "twist." Balogh did a good job portraying the way the world "looked" to her.
>The premise of this novel is good. It's a classic romance (and I loved meeting Luke and Anna again.)
Characters were mostly well-drawn, with some depth and interesting back stories.

Cons:
>Emily and Ashley were afforded a great deal of introspective navel-gazing that made the first 1/2 of the novel a bit of a slog. I found my self thinking, "Ok, I get it. Get on with it!"
>Both of the main characters - but especially Emily - made some decisions that felt artificially contrived to build tension, but mostly they were just distracting. Instead of being able to get into the story and stay immersed, I kept being "interrupted" by thoughts of "What? Wait! Why in the world did she do that? That's not in character!"
>Landor did a pretty good job at first in depicting her voice once she started to speak, but then suddenly she is nearly fluent, including proper intonation. Again -- artificial.
>As sensitive as Ashley was to Emily, that he did not detect even the slightest hint of her distress when around Cunningham (no spoilers will be offered) was another thing that seemed artificial.

Mostly, there was just too much endless internal dialogue, much of it repetitive.

Would I listen to it again? No. Do I recommend it? Not really.

  • A Duke in Shining Armor

  • Difficult Dukes
  • By: Loretta Chase
  • Narrated by: Kate Reading
  • Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 469
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 423
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 423

Hugh Philemon Ancaster, seventh Duke of Ripley, will never win prizes for virtue. But even he draws the line at running off with his best friend's bride. All he's trying to do is recapture the slightly inebriated Lady Olympia Hightower and return her to her intended bridegroom. For reasons that elude her, bookish, bespectacled Olympia is supposed to marry a gorgeous rake of a duke. The ton is flabbergasted. Her family's ecstatic. And Olympia? She's climbing out of a window, bent on a getaway.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Wonderfully humorous and entertaining!

  • By Millicent j Hill on 12-13-17

Loved absolutely everything about this novel...

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-20-18

... especially the parts where I laughed out loud.

This is a wonderfully witty, charming, sweet love story that is not only quite adult but also genuinely, surprisingly funny. If you can listen to Kate Reading render Olivia and Ripley's adventures as she runs from her wedding without laughing out loud, your made of sterner stuff than I. The characters have depth and are believably drawn and the narration is just absolutely brilliant.

It's 11 hours of sheer, exciting, what-will-happen-next fun.

Highly recommend.

  • The President Is Missing

  • By: Bill Clinton, James Patterson
  • Narrated by: Dennis Quaid, January LaVoy, Peter Ganim, and others
  • Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 10,693
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 9,822
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 9,779

The White House is the home of the president of the United States, the most guarded, monitored, closely watched person in the world. So how could a US president vanish without a trace? And why would he choose to do so? An unprecedented collaboration between President Bill Clinton and the world's best-selling novelist, James Patterson, The President Is Missing is a breathtaking story from the pinnacle of power.

  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • Not Awesome

  • By LizzieL on 07-25-18

One or the other -- but not both...

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-08-18

I usually enjoy James Patterson's work but this one is just not working for me.
While I think the plot is formulaic and the characters are predictable, I could hang in there if only I didn't have to listen to Dennis Quaid. He's awful as a narrator. He seems to be substituting scenery-chewing for narration. He's terrible at women AND accents and I really can't listen to it any more. So, I can forgive either tepid writing or really bad narration, but not both.

Audible gets this one back.

  • For the Roses

  • Claybornes' Brides, Book 1
  • By: Julie Garwood
  • Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
  • Length: 22 hrs and 8 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 605
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 545
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 547

The Clayborne brothers were a rough gang of street urchins - until they found an abandoned baby girl in a New York City alley, named her Mary Rose, and headed to Blue Belle, Montana, to raise her to be a lady. They became a family - held together by loyalty and love, if not blood - when suddenly a stranger threatened to tear them apart.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Beautiful Story

  • By 🇺🇸🌸DARA on 12-14-13

I love Julie Garwood but...

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
1 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-29-18

... this one goes back to Audible. I can't even finish it.

Pros:
-The premise is wonderful. Orphaned New York street urchins rescue a baby girl from a trash heap and raise her in Montana.
-Nice variety of characters sprinkled generously throughout the story.

That's pretty much it.

Cons:
- Main characters that I've encountered so far (Mary Rose, the four brothers, Harrison, Eleanor) are reduced to archetypes who are much too perfect in their assigned roles. It's not "real." Adam is always wise and knows everything. Rose is kind and generous to the point of occasionally risking her life or the family's stability in order to not have to say , "No." "Eleanor is perfectly horrible. Harrison is so perfect in every skill he has picked up since leaving Scotland that one wonders that he can't fly. Yes, it's like that.
- Too many I-can't-buy-that plot devises inserted. For example, the four street urchins and Mary Rose speak fluent French. There is no explanation (at least as far as I got before I gave up) for when or how they managed this while making their way from NYC to Montana, keeping themselves and a baby alive and building a wildly successful ranch. It just is. Side note: I loved the letters the brothers wrote "home" telling about their journey through the years. Unfortunately, that clever device was grossly underused while dialogue was beaten to death.
- Much, much, much too much dialogue. It was an extreme-eye-roll provocation at times. Long discussions about stuff that mostly didn't contribute anything to the story.
- Much too long without sufficient plot movement to make the wait and the **pain worthwhile. I've given up 13 hours in and I just can't do it any more. I no longer care.
- Finally, **the narrator is amazingly bad. He has a reasonably good range of voices but he can't act! Sometimes it was so bad, I would lose track of the story because I was groaning in anguish. Worst of all was his Scottish accent. One of the two principle characters - Mary Rose and Harrison - is a Scot. Did nobody think it might be a good idea to determine that Naramore could actually DO that accent? It's hard to describe how badly he mangles this but try to imagine that he sometimes sounds Italian, sometimes sort of American southern [???!] and sometimes - most times - like an American trying to do a Scottish brogue but failing. And I haven't gotten yet to the part where British aristocrats are introduced. The mind boggles.

If the narrator wasn't so awful, I'd probably try to wade through the last ten chapters (nine hours!) but I just can't.

I recommend many of Garwood's books, but not this one.

  • Castles

  • Crown's Spies, Book 4
  • By: Julie Garwood
  • Narrated by: Heather Wilds
  • Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 786
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 715
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 713

Orphaned and besieged, Princess Alesandra knew that only hasty marriage to an Englishman could protect her from the turmoil in her own land. To the amusement of her makeshift guardian, Colin, younger brother of the Marquess of Cainewood, the bold raven-haired beauty instantly captivated London society. But when Alesandra was nearly abducted by her unscrupulous countrymen, the fighting instincts that won Colin a knighthood for valor were kindled. Deceiving himself that he wanted only to protect her, Colin swept her into a union meant to be a marriage in name alone...yet Alesandra's tender first kiss and hesitant caress ignited a wildfire in his soul.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • COLON IS A BODY PART NOT THE LEADS NAME!

  • By Tx2Stepn on 11-07-13

Found treasures and a lost narrator

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
2 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-10-18

Pros: Garwood is a marvelous, imaginative story-teller. The reference to "Castles" in the title becomes clear as the plot progresses, but the treasure hunt aspect is also fun. The murder mystery added an exciting aspect to the story of Alesandra and Colin (along with revisits with Nathan and Caine, Jade and Sarah)that was reasonably effective.

The story started out a bit slow, but I was glad I stuck with it as it picked up nicely and was a satisfying end to the series. It also checked all the steamy romance, HEA boxes nicely.

Con: I have loved this series since book 1, so I was sad when I realized Susan Duerdon wasn't reading the final episode. Ms Wilds isn't an awful narrator, but her reading really was missing a lot of the finesse of Ms. Duerdon and she definitely changed the "character" of the characters.

Her pronunciations, as others have pointed out, were inconsistent with previous books in the series, especially Sarah and Colin (and even within this book itself; she pronounced "Colin" at least three different ways.)

Something about her reading sucked the humor out of the parts that would have otherwise sparkled with wit. I recognized the places where, if Duerdon had been reading, I might have laughed out loud. Wilds planed all the "edges" off Garwood's marvelous, interesting characters, leaving them all sounding much alike. She especially seemed unable to read the men so that their characters weren't really flat. I guess it's not really fair to say, but I'll say anyway, that Duerdon knows how to make the male characters -sound- as completely and marvelously male as Garwood wrote them to be and Wilds just doesn't.

It's an OK listen and I'm glad I finished it, but the narrator definitely did not do it justice. For that reason, while I will likely listen to the other 3 again some time, I won't listen to this again.

  • The Gift

  • By: Julie Garwood
  • Narrated by: Susan Duerden
  • Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 878
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 805
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 800

The New York Times best-selling author of Ransom weaves the delightful, sensual story of two lovers destined for high adventure and blissful rapture! A child bride, Sara Winchester had grown into a winsome beauty, joyfully anticipating the day when her husband Nathan, Marquess of St. James, would return to claim her heart at last. Nathan had never bared his soul to any woman, but he was soon utterly beguiled and exasperated by Sara’s sweet, defiant ways. With their future at stake, they would discover the true destiny of their passion... for all time!

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Very Funny moments but not much substance!!!

  • By Cam on 11-26-13

Third in a wonderful series

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-08-18

Julie Garwood has a number of gifts, my favorites of which are her imagination and her wonderful wit. In "The Gift" she has created an interesting story and filled it with characters who have depth and wit. The book is exciting, with a riveting plot and lots of what-will-happen-next adventures, but it is also sometimes laugh-out-loud funny and, yes, nicely steamy.

Nathan and Sara are brave and smart and funny and vulnerable and sweet and richly romantic. I also fell for Matthew and Jimbo and Aunt Norah. Actually, I kind of fell for all the characters, even the nasty ones. We revisit Caine and Colin and Jade, for those who have read the first two books in the series. And, of course, Susan Duerden's narration is masterful. She really knows how to bring these charming characters to life.

I highly recommend this little jewel from Julie Garwood.

  • The Bees

  • A Novel
  • By: Laline Paull
  • Narrated by: Orlagh Cassidy
  • Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 1,316
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,196
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 1,194

Flora 717 is a sanitation worker, a member of the lowest caste in her orchard hive, where work and sacrifice are the highest virtues and worship of the beloved Queen the only religion. But Flora is not like other bees. With circumstances threatening the hive's survival, her curiosity is regarded as a dangerous flaw, but her courage and strength are assets. She is allowed to feed the newborns in the royal nursery and then to become a forager, flying alone and free to collect nectar and pollen.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • My Favorite Book of 2014

  • By Emily - Audible on 12-07-14

Hours I Can Never Get Back

Overall
2 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-13-18

I stuck with this novel in spite of misgivings that arose fairly early on. Now I wish I hadn't. I kept thinking it would get better. It didn't. But the premise was so fascinating and the reviews so gushingly favorable that I really wanted to like it. Unfortunately, I found the pace very slow and the narration grating. I also struggled with the "Mary Sue" qualities of Flora and idea of talking bees really distracted me badly.

I don't recommend this one.

3 of 4 people found this review helpful

  • The Scribe of Siena

  • A Novel
  • By: Melodie Winawer
  • Narrated by: Cassandra Cambell
  • Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 367
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 350
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 348

Accomplished neurosurgeon Beatrice Trovato knows that her deep empathy for her patients is starting to impede her work. So when her beloved brother passes away, she welcomes the unexpected trip to the Tuscan city of Siena to resolve his estate, even as she wrestles with grief. But as she delves deeper into her brother's affairs, she discovers intrigue she never imagined - a 700-year-old conspiracy to decimate the city.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • I hope this is the first in a series!

  • By Taryn on 05-30-17

Potential Unfulfilled

Overall
3 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-30-18

I sometimes liked --- but did not love --- this book.

Pros:
--Ms. Winawer wove an intriguing tale of mystery, time travel, romance and history. Her research was clearly in depth and serious.
--She captured my interest and imagination as regards life in 14th Century in Italy and the Black Plague.
--Her descriptive skills are impressive. She brought some scenes "to life".

Cons:
Narration--
I have not read the dead-tree version of this book, but I assume it was not written with characters speaking in Italian accents. Why the narrator and director chose to read most of the Italian characters with accents puzzles me. I found it distracting. Otherwise, she did an OK job.

Time travel classic error --
When Beatrice passes from one era to another, her "stuff" goes with her but in one notable case (tiny spoiler alert) a very old product from the 14th century that she brings with her from the 21st century becomes "new" again when she brings it with her back in time. Of course, any time travel story veteran knows that now there are two versions of the same book in the same time and that's a major no-no. In addition, if that happens to 14th century stuff brought back in time, then why do the 21st century products she brings back in time not disappear because they didn't exist then?

Paranormal too? Wha...? Ms. Winawer did not need to include the whole paranormal empath nonsense. I never did figure out the point of that.

Too much detail --
The story bogged down in several places because of the incredible amount of detail the author included. It was as if she was channeling Diana Gabaldan, another time-travel/historical fiction writer (the Outlander series.) I found it very frustrating to be just getting involved in the tale and suddenly be bogged down with details that seemed inserted just because they could, but didn't advance or improve the story.

Overall, I didn't love this one.