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- By: John Niven
- Narrated by: Angus King
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
Gary is a sweet and decent man. Only two things would improve his life - having children with his gorgeous wife, Pauline, and a lower golf handicap. Both are unlikely. Pauline is wondering how she ended up living in an ugly little house, driving a second-hand car and making a living dressing up as Tinker Bell. She's planning to leave Gary for a self-made carpet millionaire. Findlay, the Carpet King of Scotland, wants to trade in his obese wife for a younger model.
- By Amazon Customer on 08-27-17
Loved this book. well written and will keep you laughing. looking forward reading another of Johns book's