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Røyse, Norway
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  • Dan the Barbarian

  • Gold Girls and Glory, Book 1
  • By: Hondo Jinx
  • Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
  • Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 206
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 198
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 199

 

When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a home-brew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory. But even with two beautiful badass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Good story

  • By Eirik on 01-08-19

Good story

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-08-19

Only complaint is that the main character is an idiot for most of the story. He is redeemed at the end tho. 8/10 story. Narrator is absolute 100/10. Amazing!!

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

  • The Crystal Heart

  • Enthralled, Book 1
  • By: Prax Venter
  • Narrated by: Christian Fox
  • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 482
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 462
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 457

Mark has big plans to further his education but is convinced by his AI assistant to join her for one day in a vividly real, and sexually themed, virtual world. However, not everything is as it seems. After Mark realizes he is reliving the same day over and over, he needs to find a way out or become trapped forever.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Don't go breaking my heart

  • By Ray Johnson on 12-26-18

Love it! Waiting for the next one!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-27-18

Do you love hot sexy scenes? Monster girls? Fantasy? If yes, then this will be the book for you!

7 of 7 people found this review helpful

  • Mask of the Template: A Monster Girl Harem Fantasy

  • Celestine Chronicles Series, Book 1
  • By: Cebelius
  • Narrated by: Tess Irondale
  • Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 813
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 775
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 773

Terrence Mack was born poor, grew up tough, and died hard. Waking up in a sea cave with nothing but the clothes on his back and a new bullet scar was enough to convince him that wherever his death had brought him, it wasn't paradise. His new world quickly proves to be a place of danger, magic, monsters, and - for Terry at least - women. Known on Celestine as a template, Terry's genes are key to the survival of the eldritch races. But the fiercely competitive eldritch don't typically leave their lovers alive long, and aren't accustomed to taking 'no' for an answer.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Great story with a great narrator

  • By joao P. on 10-26-18

One of the best erotic harem books out there!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 10-30-18

Absolutely love this one! 100/10 best erotic harem book in audible! Looking forward to the next one!!

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

  • Stay of Execution

  • Onset, Book 4
  • By: Glynn Stewart
  • Narrated by: Ray Porter
  • Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 407
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 380
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 381

The long and bloody war with the vampires in the United States has finally ended, thanks to the efforts of the vampire Arbiter and ONSET Commander David White - and a nuclear explosion on American soil. The final battle proves harder to conceal than hoped, however, and a series of high profile incidents end any chance of hiding the supernatural. Suddenly, the world is faced with the fact that it is both more wonderful and more terrible than humanity ever realized. 

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Hell Yeah

  • By Brett on 10-07-18

Utterly amazing

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-27-18

I love this one. Its incredible. Hope it will continue some day! I will always have hope.

  • Blood of the Innocent

  • Onset, Book 3
  • By: Glynn Stewart
  • Narrated by: Ray Porter
  • Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 478
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 452
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 451

The alliance with the Elfin Warriors has allowed the US government’s supernatural forces, the Omicron Branch, to hold the line against the demons and take the war to the Vampire Familias, defeating them in battle and reclaiming their resources. Victory against the vampires, however, leaves David White with a moral dilemma as he captures an entire convoy of freshly turned vampires: beyond saving, but innocent of their species’ crimes. Duty only allows one fate for them - but then an ancient vampire arrives to negotiate for their freedom.

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Well.....

  • By Walter W. Chu on 09-10-18

My GOD THIS IS GOOD!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-20-18

Best series and book ever. Narrator is 100/10.and the book! My god the book is amazing. I cannot recommend the series and book enough. Again amazing. Looking forward to the next one.

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  • Super Human

  • A Superhero Adventure
  • By: J.A. Cipriano
  • Narrated by: Luke Daniels
  • Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,025
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 966
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 964

When Mickey stepped into that bar, he never expected to find out he was the most powerful superhero the world had ever seen. But when footage of him beating up the strongest hero, and biggest bully, in the tri-state area goes viral, suddenly the world can't get enough of him. There's just one problem. The world's greatest villain has returned from the dead, and he's set his sights on making Mickey his first victim.  

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • A fun Superhero

  • By cosmitron on 06-25-18

Fantastic!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-30-18

This is a bok about courage and love. Belief and heroism. Truly worth the credit! =D

  • Down with the Queen

  • Lilith's Shadow, Book 2
  • By: Benjamin Medrano
  • Narrated by: Sarah Beth Goer
  • Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 178
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 165
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 165

Gina and Rachel have agreed to help Lilith's attempt to get the death sentence on her head rescinded, but they have to work carefully. Their time runs short, though. Doctor Johnson's plots advance, and other villains are infiltrating San Francisco. In the end, the question becomes what to do when Lilith's identity is discovered, and all hell breaks loose. Despite the risk of death bearing down on her, Lilith decides that she's tired of simply running away.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • A must

  • By Douglas on 06-11-18

Fantastic!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-05-18

Love it! Sad that there will be a break in the story. But still waiting eagerly for the next instalment!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • The Never Paradox

  • Chronicles of Jonathan Tibbs, Book 2
  • By: T. Ellery Hodges
  • Narrated by: Steven Barnett
  • Length: 20 hrs and 31 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,574
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 2,421
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,411

The Ferox assault has been escalating, drawing Jonathan into combat more and more frequently. With each passing day, he's grown stronger. He can't be certain, but his attackers seem to be getting...more dangerous? ...and, of course, Heyer is gone, again. Then came the glitch. Unexpectedly pulled from battle, Jonathan finds he cannot recall the final moments of his last confrontation. Convinced that his memory loss was no accident, he must uncover the truth.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Hodges Pulls it off

  • By Scott on 08-30-17

MY GOD THIS IS GOOD!!!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-18-17

Holy cow! I never expected to think that the second book would be better then the first. But it is!!! There is lots going on here. Drama, love, suspense! My god, THE SUSPENSE! I cannot belive that this is possible! I sooooooo would love to hear what happens next! This is incredible. And now I have a black hole inside me.... I have to know what happens next I NEED TO KNOW! please dear author. Don't feel pressure to write the next book. BUT PLEASE DO!!!! I need to know more!! I beg you. This series is a masterpice and I cannot bear to part from it! 11/10.

-From a massive fan.

2 of 4 people found this review helpful

  • Agent to the Stars

  • By: John Scalzi
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 11,051
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 10,067
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 10,057

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Hollywood Agent Represents Stinky Aliens

  • By Bryan on 04-22-11

Holy cow! This is good!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-28-15

I am utterly speechless! This is a masterwork. This is worth the price a thousands times! :)

  • Charming

  • Pax Arcana, Book 1
  • By: Elliott James
  • Narrated by: Roger Wayne
  • Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 1,809
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,686
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 1,689

John Charming isn't your average prince... He comes from a line of Charmings - an illustrious family of dragon slayers, witch-finders and killers dating back to before the fall of Rome. Trained by a modern day version of the Knights Templar, monster hunters who have updated their methods from chain mail and crossbows to Kevlar and shotguns, John Charming was one of the best-until a curse made him one of the abominations the Knights were sworn to hunt.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Charming is Like Dresden in wolves clothing

  • By Suzanne on 05-24-14

Fantastic Audiobook!!!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-18-15

If you like the Dresden books, you will like this!! :)
Again, utterly fantastic! And the main character is badass! :) -E

1 of 2 people found this review helpful