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  • Strange Days

  • Bill of the Dead, Book 1
  • By: Rick Gualtieri
  • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
  • Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 339
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 329
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 328

At the edge of chaos, one geek stands tall. Five years ago, dateless dork Bill Ryder somehow saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. He thought it was over, that he was finished with that life. Too bad for him, shit’s about to get surreal again. Now the impossible has happened. His goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at his doorstep looking to kick his ass.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • love Bill's world

  • By Sandy L on 03-30-19

I'm still in love with bill

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-24-19

loved every word in this book, it's still funny and I can't wait for book 2

1 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • The Weight of It All

  • By: N.R. Walker
  • Narrated by: Joel Leslie
  • Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 422
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 408
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 406

After being dumped by his long-term boyfriend for being overweight, Henry Beckett decides to make some drastic changes. In a vain attempt at getting his boyfriend back, Henry does the most absurdly frightening thing he can think of. He joins a gym. Reed Henske is a personal trainer who isn't sure he'll ever be ready to date again. He's sick of guys who are only interested in the perfect body image, never seeing him for who he really is. As Reed tortures Henry with things like diet and exercise, Henry enamors Reed with recipes and laughter.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Surprised

  • By LAXMAMA on 10-25-17

so good 😂

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-08-19

This is the funniest book I've listened to in a long while, love it worth every credit I would listen to this again and again because it's that good and that funny. It made my day feel so good. Thank you N.R. Walker😀😁

  • This Book Is Full of Spiders

  • Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
  • By: David Wong
  • Narrated by: Nick Podehl
  • Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,941
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,633
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,638

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • If You're Considering This... Go Ahead!

  • By Tracey Rains on 05-29-13

cannot drive and listen this book🤢

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-04-18

I was driving while listening to this book and the graphic way in which they describe the spider going into the man's mouth I had to press pause I was getting sick. I loved the book when I wasn't driving but you have to have a strong stomach to listen to this book. it's a very good scare I have this book right up there with "The hospital" so good

  • Bill the Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou

  • The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4
  • By: Rick Gualtieri
  • Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
  • Length: 33 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,244
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,096
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,087

There are reasons we fear the dark. Bill Ryder...isn't one of them. Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - The Tome of Bill is the tale of an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome supernatural powers, loyal allies, and an attitude the size of Brooklyn, the odds are still stacked heavily against him. Bill Ryder must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it - all while trying to work up the nerve to ask out the girl of his dreams.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • How the books are divided inside:

  • By Peter Pail on 11-18-15

funny and well-written

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-04-18

I love the character bill he makes me laugh. this is one of the books I will always have in my library because it just makes you relax and forget about everything and just enjoy the book. I have the books in the series and I love them all😀

  • Impact of the Fallen

  • The White Mage, Book 4
  • By: Ben Hale
  • Narrated by: Derek Perkins
  • Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,627
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 1,528
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,523

Empowered with the magic of luck, the Master has no equal. At her command, the Dark has devoured half the globe. Entire nations have been erased, continents have vanished, and billions are dead. The desperate survivors have joined a worldwide evacuation to the Americas. Their hope died when the Oracle fell. Yet they do not yield. Inspired by the Oracle's defiance, mankind has chosen to fight.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • I love this series, and this was the best volume.

  • By William K. Houston on 07-02-16

love it

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-08-16

love it love it.
My most memorable part was the first time she called her mom and dad. so good.
The narrator did a excellent job, he made everything come to life in my mind.

0 of 5 people found this review helpful

  • Their Virgin Secretary

  • Masters of Menage, Book 6
  • By: Shayla Black, Lexi Blake
  • Narrated by: Ryan West
  • Length: 15 hrs and 43 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 546
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 499
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 498

Three determined bosses: Tate Baxter, Eric Cohen, and Kellan Kent are partners for one of the most respected law practices in Chicago. But these three masters of the courtroom also share a partnership in the bedroom, fulfilling the darkest needs of their female submissives night after night. Everything was fine-until they hired Annabelle Wright as their administrative assistant.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • That being said...

  • By Stacey on 12-21-14

:-) all day

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-04-15

i loved every bit of it. it was sexy, funny made me smile all day i could not put it down i just had to know what was next:-) this book made a single mom of twins with a full time job smile all day:-) thank you