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  • Krampus

  • The Yule Lord
  • By: Brom
  • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
  • Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,266
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,189
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,194

One Christmas Eve in a small hollow in Boone County, West Virginia, struggling songwriter Jesse Walker witnesses a strange spectacle: seven devilish figures chasing a man in a red suit toward a sleigh and eight reindeer. When the reindeer leap skyward, taking the sleigh, devil men, and Santa into the clouds, screams follow. Moments later, a large sack plummets back to earth, a magical sack that thrusts the down-on-his-luck singer into the clutches of the terrifying Yule Lord, Krampus.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 stars

  • By colleen on 11-17-12

Not just a regular holiday treat

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-07-19

Excellent! This one should be on everyone’s Yule reading list!! Enjoy the spirit of the holiday and at the same time, reading this may prevent one from being put in a sack and beaten with sticks.

  • Amy Falls Down

  • A Novel
  • By: Jincy Willett
  • Narrated by: Amy McFadden
  • Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3.5 out of 5 stars 464
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 406
  • Story
    3.5 out of 5 stars 410

Amy Gallup is an aging novelist and writing instructor living in Escondido, California, with her dog, Alphonse. Since recent unsettling events, she has made some progress. While she still has writer's block, she doesn't suffer from it. She's still a hermit, but she has allowed some of her class members into her life. She is no longer numb, angry, and sardonic: she is merely numb and bemused, which is as close to happy as she plans to get. Amy is calm. So, when on New Year's morning she shuffles out to her backyard garden to plant a Norfolk pine, she is wholly unprepared for what happens next. Amy falls down.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Not contemporary fluff

  • By Jessica Robertson on 03-04-14

Refreshing

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-05-19

Such a light and happy read, but still not fluff! Endearing and thoughtful. The characters are the kind of people you’d really like to have in your life.

  • Radiant Shimmering Light

  • By: Sarah Selecky
  • Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
  • Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3 out of 5 stars 25
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 24
  • Story
    3 out of 5 stars 24

Lilian Quick is 40, single, and childless, working as a pet-portrait artist. Her estranged cousin has become Internet-famous as "Eleven" Novak, the face of a massive feminine lifestyle empowerment brand, and when Eleven comes to town on tour, the two women reconnect. Despite 20 years of unexplained silence, Eleven offers Lilian a place at the Temple, her Manhattan office. Lilian accepts, moves to New York, and in just three months, Lilian's life changes drastically. But can Lilian trust everything Eleven says? 

  • 1 out of 5 stars
  • Not worth the time.

  • By its ya meme on 12-11-18

Is it tongue and cheek?

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-16-18

If the author is serious about these nutball concepts then I read the book with the wrong intention. I laughed out loud at the ridiculousness of the concepts eating habits and ideas the women lived by.. if this is a serious drama of family relationships and outcomes I apologize in this over sensitive and easily offended climate
I laughed so I enjoyed it but again I did laugh at it.
Btw I’ll hashtag the fuck out of this review if it makes the author happy 😊
#radientshimmeringlight #color #overdone #lol #extra #typicalgirlproblems #notimetoreadsoilisten #audibleisawesome

  • The Adults

  • A Novel
  • By: Caroline Hulse
  • Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins, Peter Kenny, Sarah Ovens
  • Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 38
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 38
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 38

Claire and Matt are no longer together but decide it would be best for their daughter, Scarlett, to have a “normal” family Christmas. They can’t agree on whose idea it was to go to the Happy Forest holiday park or who said they should bring their new partners. But someone did - and it’s too late to pull the plug.  

  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • Clumsy first novel

  • By AZ Desert Gal on 12-30-18

Fun holiday read!

Overall
4 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-14-18

I love holiday reads! This one is a bit dark but still funny. Not Christmas with Kranks but still a smile and will keep holiday road rage to a minimum. Not a family listen but if you’re trying to do your regular commute and add holiday errands to the list at least this will keep you smiling 🦄

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

  • Super Powereds: Year 4

  • Super Powereds, Book 4
  • By: Drew Hayes
  • Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
  • Length: 60 hrs and 37 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 6,179
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 5,899
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 5,877

The final year at Lander has finally arrived for the Melbrook students and their peers, and with it comes a whole new set of challenges. Still reeling from the events of their junior year, the remaining students will have to push past their pain - and so much more - if they hope to be one of the 10 to claim the title of Hero upon graduation. 

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Its finally over....what do I do with my life now?

  • By Jared on 07-11-18

It can’t end here!!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-01-18

This cannot be the last book! This series is amazing and too super to stop!!

  • Rapture

  • Apocalypse Gates Author's Cut, Book 1
  • By: Daniel Schinhofen
  • Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
  • Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,197
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,153
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,146

Alvin woke in a room that was not his, to discover that he had died and his brain had been bargained off cheaply to pay off someone else’s debt. It did not sit well with him. It didn’t surprise him that even in death, people were still using him for their own purposes. He had never exactly been a good guy, but everyone had their breaking point, and he had found his. The bastards in charge had uploaded his mind into a virtual death game. The whole world could now pay to see him play it and probably die. Regardless, he was not about to wait for death to come for him.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • HAve fun with the apocalypse and zombies

  • By Ray Johnson on 10-03-18

So great until...

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
4 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-12-18

Seriously did not need the soft porn , seems like that was pushed toward the beef up word count and nothing more... skipped over most of it because I got it the first time that the characters were “broken” and sexually open to fill a void... please
Other than that the story is great and characters are solid
Enjoy the take and skip the soft porn 30 seconds at a time.

  • Ready Player One

  • By: Ernest Cline
  • Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
  • Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 212,454
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 198,372
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 197,958

At once wildly original and stuffed with irresistible nostalgia, Ready Player One is a spectacularly genre-busting, ambitious, and charming debut—part quest novel, part love story, and part virtual space opera set in a universe where spell-slinging mages battle giant Japanese robots, entire planets are inspired by Blade Runner, and flying DeLoreans achieve light speed.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • I’m sorry I waited so long to read this book.

  • By Julie W. Capell on 05-27-14

So fun!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-04-18

This is a gift to those that grew up in the eighties!! Too much fun and memories! Share with your kids and everyone who makes you smile

  • Heft

  • By: Liz Moore
  • Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne, Keith Szarabajka
  • Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 4,490
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 4,118
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 4,115

Forrmer academic Arthur Opp weighs 550 pounds and hasn’t left his rambling Brooklyn home in a decade. Twenty miles away in Yonkers, seventeen-year-old Kel Keller navigates life as the poor kid in a rich school and pins his hopes on what seems like a promising baseball career - if he can untangle himself from his family drama.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Intriguing--Captivating--Altering

  • By Mel on 04-19-12

Huge

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-05-18

Loved the characters engaging entertaining and emotional...
this book will not change your life but it will make you
Think and perhaps more considerate of those “characters” in our lives.
Enjoy the beauty and appreciate all that is differently beautiful

  • The List: Moon Books Shorts

  • By: Thomas Malafarina
  • Narrated by: John Dunleavy
  • Length: 15 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 1
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 1
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 1

A mobster is terminally ill. He has a list of former enemies. He needs to make things right before he dies. 

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Wicked grins

  • By James on 02-25-18

Wicked grins

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-25-18

Great 15 minutes!! Entertaining and fun, leaves you wanting more but oddly satisfied as well

  • The Year of Living Danishly

  • Uncovering the Secrets of the World's Happiest Country
  • By: Helen Russell
  • Narrated by: Lucy Price-Lewis
  • Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 3,117
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,900
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 2,895

When she was suddenly given the opportunity of a new life in rural Jutland, journalist and archetypal Londoner Helen Russell discovered a startling statistic: the happiest place on earth isn't Disneyland but Denmark, a land often thought of by foreigners as consisting entirely of long, dark winters, cured herring, Lego and pastries. What is the secret to their success? Are happy Danes born or made?

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Interesting content. Unfortunate delivery.

  • By Jennifer Soudagar on 11-13-15

I’m a fan!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 10-25-17

Beautiful truth... it is my goal to be so much more danish in the future. Hygee is my new mantra!!