Retirement Humor

Brimming with dark humor, violence, and mystery, The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre is a blood-soaked slasher sure to keep listeners guessing until the very end. This program is read by January LaVoy, seven-time Audie Award–winner, Grammy nominee and AudioFile Golden Voice. Rose...

After thirty years of friendship, Pam dreams of her perfect retirement with Nancy, Shalisa, Marlene, and their husbands—until their husbands pool their funds for an investment that goes terribly wrong. Suddenly, their golden years are looking as dreary as their marriages. But when the women discover their husbands have seven-figure life insurance policies, a new dream forms. And this time, they need a hitman.

We’ve been told that traditional retirement is the ultimate goal, that life will be better in the future than it is now. We’ve bought into this idea so thoroughly that we continue doing work we don’t enjoy right now for the promise of better days once we retire. In Let's Retire Retirement, financial advisor Derek Coburn challenges the traditional concept of retirement and offers a compelling vision for a more fulfilling life. He explores the origins of retirement, debunking outdated myths and presenting a new approach that aligns with modern realities.

Ready to embrace the adventure of a lifetime and enjoy your golden years more than ever, even if you’ve been tied to your work clock for decades? Do you feel uncertain about how to redefine your purpose in retirement? Are you concerned about how to remain socially active without the routine of work? Do you wonder how you will maintain your physical health and mental sharpness in this new chapter? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you're not alone. Many retirees, from pre-retirees to longtime retirees, have shared similar concerns. But worry not! Your exciting new life ...

A Remarkable Gift Under $20 for Seniors or Anyone Cherishing Nostalgic Golden Years Take a stroll down memory lane with heartfelt stories crafted especially for seniors. From the vibrant 1940s to the transformative 2000s, Uplifting Short Stories for Seniors brings the essence of each decade to life through light, inspiring, and nostalgic tales. With 100 thoughtfully selected stories, we’ve also included an EXTRA bonus of 20 additional stories, making this collection even more delightful. That’s 120 stories in total, providing endless moments of joy and reflection for you or your loved ...

A cosy mystery compilation perfect for fans of Sally Smith, Steve Higgs, LJ Ross, Robert Thorogood, and Richard Osman. When she relocates to Spain’s Costa del Sol, Karen McLaren turns her back on an unfaithful husband and a long teaching career. She arrives at the Club Britannia complex for the over-60s carrying many plans for her future… …finding herself investigating crimes along with an eccentric group of Spanish and expat friends isn’t one of them. But Karen discovers she has a real talent as an amateur sleuth. She’s aided by her sharp intellect, the expert lip-reading skills ...

Retired SuperHeroes battling their fiercest Arch-Villain. . . Boredom, are called into battle once again for the defense of the galaxy and more when a nearly invincible, invading, extraterrestrial power neutralizes Earth's younger generations of Supers in the prelude to its strike.

A Retirement Home Anniversary Turns Lethal… Event planner Ivy Schaeffer has orchestrated galas, festivals, and political soirées—but nothing could prepare her for the storm brewing at The Golden Homestead, where a beloved yet controversial resident, Dorothy, is found dead under suspicious circumstances. The local detective wants Ivy to stay out of it. Her detective boyfriend has other ideas—and enlists her to sniff out the truth. With her quick-witted partner, Phyllis, and her ever-observant feline sidekick, Fable, Ivy wades into a tangle of whispered grudges, bitter rivalries, and ...

Our book, Fun Things to Do in Retirement provides a comprehensive guide to retirement planning. From understanding retirement to staying busy in retirement, our book covers all the topics you need to know.

THE RUNNER NEXT DOOR is the amusing, enlightening account of one man’s transition from unhealthy couch potato to successful ultra-runner, all in the space of a year. When Barry moves in next door to Martin, the middle-aged running veteran is far from impressed by the morose, overweight southern bloke who looks so out of place in the affluent seaside town of St Anne’s. The somewhat snobbish narrator assumes Barry to be an incorrigible slob until his astute wife Caroline sees the newcomer marching towards the beach in his vintage tracksuit and trainers. From that moment on Martin is eager...

As hotel manager Tom Eastham’s retirement approaches, his best friend tries to persuade him to get back into the sport which he gave up over thirty years earlier. Initially unwilling to brave the roads after so long off the bike, he gradually comes around to the idea of having another bash at cycling and takes to the Lancashire lanes once more. This light-hearted but incisive account traces his first six months back in the saddle, during which time the life-enhancing possibilities of cycling gradually dawn on him as he samples various facets of the sport, complemented by some rather ...

The life of 79-year-old pensioner Peggy Smart is as beige as the décor in her retirement village. Her week revolves around aqua aerobics and appointments with her doctor. Following a very minor traffic accident, things have turned frosty with her grown-up children, and she is afraid they are trying to take away her independence. Noticing her memory isn't what it used to be, Peggy is taking ever more inventive steps to cover up her dwindling faculties.

The Ultimate Gag Gift for Older Men, Retirement, and Birthdays! Attention, Recruit! You’ve officially crossed enemy lines into Old Fart Territory. Your knees creak like rusty hinges, your waistband has surrendered, and you keep walking into rooms wondering why you’re there. Fear not—Colonel Fartworthy is here to lead you through the battlefield of aging with laughter, grumbling, and a few well‑timed naps. Old Farts Survival Guide is a hilariously illustrated manual packed with tactical wisdom for men over 60, 70, and beyond. Perfect as a funny retirement gift, birthday gag, or over...

Get ready for a wild ride with Rosie Brown, the sassy sixty-something determined to show the world that age is just a number. Her mission to take control of her life begins when she gets out of bed and realises that every part of her is starting to creak. All she's done is lie down for eight hours, but she has the sort of neck pain that a younger person would associate with severe whiplash from a multi-car pile-up. There are so many clicks and clacks from her creaking joints it sounds like someone’s knitting next to her as she walks. Serenaded by knitting needles when she used to be ...

In this short story from the novel, “SuperHero- Retirement”, recently retired Arch-Villains can’t help themselves. It’s so good to be bad.

Unlock a vibrant and adventurous retirement filled with fun and freedom, without the stress of feeling left behind in your golden years! Do you wonder how to fill your days now that you’ve retired? Or perhaps you're searching for enriching activities that resonate with your interests, but feel overwhelmed by the choices? Have you thought about reconnecting with your community or pursuing a new hobby, only to find yourself hesitant or unsure where to start? If you nodded ‘yes’ to any of these questions, know that you’re not alone.

Welcome to Sunshine Retirement Village, where unexpected romances flourish, juicy gossip abounds, and lawn ornaments may be up to something. This charming romantic comedy series follows a lively community of seniors who refuse to slow down—in life or love. Each book introduces a brand-new couple discovering connection, laughter, and second chances, all set against the backdrop of Florida sunshine and a community filled with chaos, friendship, and flamingo-related feuds. At the heart of it all is Dolly McGraw—a former Vegas showgirl, current self-appointed Activities Queen, and the ...

Giggle. Snort. Cackle. Repeat. Ready to cross items off your bucket list - with a cane in one hand and a wine glass in the other? Hold My Cane! is the laugh-out-loud, joy-packed bucket list adventure book for anyone who believes age is just a number, and fun is ageless. Inside, You’ll Find: Hilarious senior-friendly challenges (yes, napping counts!) Wholesome mischief with grandkids, gadgets, and glitter Memory-making activities without the need for spandex or skydiving Whether you're turning 60 or turning heads at bingo night, this is your permission slip to say: “Why the heck not?” ...

Stewart Johnson had worked hard his entire life to reach retirement. However, his Golden Years would prove to be more of a challenge than he anticipated after his wife passed away. Seeking to find peace of mind and warmth in Florida, Stewart became surrounded by a tribe of Snowbird residents who took him on a journey of laughter and sleuthing inside a gossip riddled community filled with the humorous dysfunction of overgrown children.

In this story from the novel, “SuperHero – Retirement”, amidst an alien invasion, a retired, married, SuperHero couple has a “moment” only a retired, married, SuperHero couple could. "I retire. You give my SuperSuits to GoodWill. You retire, you buy new ones. Babe, we're on a fix income."