Retirement Humor

Brimming with dark humor, violence, and mystery, The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre is a blood-soaked slasher sure to keep listeners guessing until the very end. This program is read by January LaVoy, seven-time Audie Award–winner, Grammy nominee and AudioFile Golden Voice. Rose...

Get ready for a wild ride with Rosie Brown, the sassy sixty-something determined to show the world that age is just a number. Her mission to take control of her life begins when she gets out of bed and realises that every part of her is starting to creak. All she's done is lie down for eight hours, but she has the sort of neck pain that a younger person would associate with severe whiplash from a multi-car pile-up. There are so many clicks and clacks from her creaking joints it sounds like someone’s knitting next to her as she walks. Serenaded by knitting needles when she used to be ...

A cosy mystery compilation perfect for fans of Sally Smith, Steve Higgs, LJ Ross, Robert Thorogood, and Richard Osman. When she relocates to Spain’s Costa del Sol, Karen McLaren turns her back on an unfaithful husband and a long teaching career. She arrives at the Club Britannia complex for the over-60s carrying many plans for her future… …finding herself investigating crimes along with an eccentric group of Spanish and expat friends isn’t one of them. But Karen discovers she has a real talent as an amateur sleuth. She’s aided by her sharp intellect, the expert lip-reading skills ...

As hotel manager Tom Eastham’s retirement approaches, his best friend tries to persuade him to get back into the sport which he gave up over thirty years earlier. Initially unwilling to brave the roads after so long off the bike, he gradually comes around to the idea of having another bash at cycling and takes to the Lancashire lanes once more. This light-hearted but incisive account traces his first six months back in the saddle, during which time the life-enhancing possibilities of cycling gradually dawn on him as he samples various facets of the sport, complemented by some rather ...

THE RUNNER NEXT DOOR is the amusing, enlightening account of one man’s transition from unhealthy couch potato to successful ultra-runner, all in the space of a year. When Barry moves in next door to Martin, the middle-aged running veteran is far from impressed by the morose, overweight southern bloke who looks so out of place in the affluent seaside town of St Anne’s. The somewhat snobbish narrator assumes Barry to be an incorrigible slob until his astute wife Caroline sees the newcomer marching towards the beach in his vintage tracksuit and trainers. From that moment on Martin is eager...

A Remarkable Gift Under $20 for Seniors or Anyone Cherishing Nostalgic Golden Years Take a stroll down memory lane with heartfelt stories crafted especially for seniors. From the vibrant 1940s to the transformative 2000s, Uplifting Short Stories for Seniors brings the essence of each decade to life through light, inspiring, and nostalgic tales. With 100 thoughtfully selected stories, we’ve also included an EXTRA bonus of 20 additional stories, making this collection even more delightful. That’s 120 stories in total, providing endless moments of joy and reflection for you or your loved ...

Ready to embrace the adventure of a lifetime and enjoy your golden years more than ever, even if you’ve been tied to your work clock for decades? Do you feel uncertain about how to redefine your purpose in retirement? Are you concerned about how to remain socially active without the routine of work? Do you wonder how you will maintain your physical health and mental sharpness in this new chapter? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you're not alone. Many retirees, from pre-retirees to longtime retirees, have shared similar concerns. But worry not! Your exciting new life ...

A Retirement Home Anniversary Turns Lethal… Event planner Ivy Schaeffer has orchestrated galas, festivals, and political soirées—but nothing could prepare her for the storm brewing at The Golden Homestead, where a beloved yet controversial resident, Dorothy, is found dead under suspicious circumstances. The local detective wants Ivy to stay out of it. Her detective boyfriend has other ideas—and enlists her to sniff out the truth. With her quick-witted partner, Phyllis, and her ever-observant feline sidekick, Fable, Ivy wades into a tangle of whispered grudges, bitter rivalries, and ...

Retirement Can Be Fatal Mario Clemenza isn’t your typical retiree. Eager to leave his days as an assassin behind, he’s searching for love and happiness. His spirited new bride, Sonia, is bold and fearless and refuses to stay in the shadows. Together, they’re a dynamic duo - equal parts wit and nerve. But within a 55+ community where secrets fester behind manicured lawns, danger lurks closer than either expected. Retirement may not have killed them yet—but it’s certainly trying. Perfect for fans of quirky neighbors, and mysteries with a sharp edge - because in this neighborhood, ...

Stewart Johnson had worked hard his entire life to reach retirement. However, his Golden Years would prove to be more of a challenge than he anticipated after his wife passed away. Seeking to find peace of mind and warmth in Florida, Stewart became surrounded by a tribe of Snowbird residents who took him on a journey of laughter and sleuthing inside a gossip riddled community filled with the humorous dysfunction of overgrown children.

The acclaimed author of Red Clocks returns with a biting, lyrical novel about an intergenerational group home run by an ex-musician determined to make a place for those without one On a bluff above a river rises The House, where elderly and disabled residents live alongside young people who...

We’ve been told that traditional retirement is the ultimate goal, that life will be better in the future than it is now. We’ve bought into this idea so thoroughly that we continue doing work we don’t enjoy right now for the promise of better days once we retire. In Let's Retire Retirement, financial advisor Derek Coburn challenges the traditional concept of retirement and offers a compelling vision for a more fulfilling life. He explores the origins of retirement, debunking outdated myths and presenting a new approach that aligns with modern realities.

Giggle. Snort. Cackle. Repeat. Ready to cross items off your bucket list - with a cane in one hand and a wine glass in the other? Hold My Cane! is the laugh-out-loud, joy-packed bucket list adventure book for anyone who believes age is just a number, and fun is ageless. Inside, You’ll Find: Hilarious senior-friendly challenges (yes, napping counts!) Wholesome mischief with grandkids, gadgets, and glitter Memory-making activities without the need for spandex or skydiving Whether you're turning 60 or turning heads at bingo night, this is your permission slip to say: “Why the heck not?” ...

Our book, Fun Things to Do in Retirement provides a comprehensive guide to retirement planning. From understanding retirement to staying busy in retirement, our book covers all the topics you need to know.

The Ultimate Gag Gift for Older Men, Retirement, and Birthdays! Attention, Recruit! You’ve officially crossed enemy lines into Old Fart Territory. Your knees creak like rusty hinges, your waistband has surrendered, and you keep walking into rooms wondering why you’re there. Fear not—Colonel Fartworthy is here to lead you through the battlefield of aging with laughter, grumbling, and a few well‑timed naps. Old Farts Survival Guide is a hilariously illustrated manual packed with tactical wisdom for men over 60, 70, and beyond. Perfect as a funny retirement gift, birthday gag, or over...

THE RELUCTANT EXPAT is Alan Laycock’s light-hearted account of his transition to life in a new country. Alan has no desire to move to Spain, but his sister Cathy and brother-in-law Bernie are going regardless, so he decides to tag along. Despite his initial pessimism, he soon sees that life in their new home has more to offer than he first suspected, and by befriending a pair of local oldies he finds surprising new opportunities opening up to him. A coin dealer by trade and an idler by nature, his new, dynamic attitude surprises Cathy, Bernie and, most of all, himself, as he gets to grips...

A cosy mystery perfect for fans of Sally Smith, Steve Higgs, LJ Ross, Robert Thorogood, and Richard Osman. It’s summer time in Castillo on Spain’s Costa del Sol. Though it’s tourist season and a holiday-like atmosphere infuses everyday life, all is not well. Karen McLaren and her friends in the Jimi Hendrix Supper Club are concerned about the prospect of a corporate takeover of the Club Britannia complex by an enormous corporation - Mountbatten Holdings. They envisage arguments aplenty… …what they don’t expect is the dramatic death of one of the multinational company’s ...

Welcome to Sunshine Retirement Village, where unexpected romances flourish, juicy gossip abounds, and lawn ornaments may be up to something. This charming romantic comedy series follows a lively community of seniors who refuse to slow down—in life or love. Each book introduces a brand-new couple discovering connection, laughter, and second chances, all set against the backdrop of Florida sunshine and a community filled with chaos, friendship, and flamingo-related feuds. At the heart of it all is Dolly McGraw—a former Vegas showgirl, current self-appointed Activities Queen, and the ...

The lovable curmudgeon Hendrik Groen is back, and as funny and charming as ever in a new adventure with the Old-But-Not-Dead Club—perfect for fans of Frederik Backman and Graeme Simision. Everyone's favorite octogenarian and his pals are more determined than ever to wreak havoc and turn a...

Embark on an extraordinary tale of 32 jobs, three marriages, and a lifetime of laugh out loud, yet invaluable experiences… In 32 Jobs & No Gold Watch, Christine takes readers on a candid and captivating journey through her life, offering an honest, heartwarming, sometimes heartbreaking, and often humorous memoir. The story begins with her as a 16-year-old girl, grappling with personal issues and embarking on an unusual and diverse work life, which eventually leads her to accumulate an impressive 32 jobs over the years. Now, facing retirement, Christine seeks answers to the question of why...