Presidents Humor

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts. For the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!” So the Pope slapped him. Brought to you by the comic geniuses of Mad Comedy, World's Dumbest President is ...

Of the 44 presidents who have led the United States, nine made mistakes that permanently scarred the nation. Which nine? Brion McClanahan, author of The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Founding Fathers and The Founding Fathers' Guide to the Constitution, will surprise listeners with his list, which he supports with exhaustive and entertaining evidence.

Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the...

London, 2044. Britain is a republic. President Jan Polak has vanished overnight from Buckingham Palace, just weeks before an election. Has he been kidnapped? Or even killed? One man is determined to find out - as soon as he's had his breakfast. His name is Pond. Howie Pond - the president's official spokesperson and wannabe secret agent. With just a love of James Bond films to guide him, Howie sets out on a mission to solve the missing-president mystery.

Monsters aren’t born. They’re made—and America helped make this one. What happens when a tantrum-prone trust fund heir is raised in a mansion where love is conditional, cruelty rewarded, and winning isn’t just everything—it’s the only thing? The Making of a Monster: Volume 1 – Donald J. Trump is Robert Ragnar’s darkly witty autopsy of Trump’s formative years—long before MAGA rallies, red hats, and criminal indictments. Drawing on biography, historical records, cultural analysis, and psychological profiling, Ragnar digs into the family dynamics, toxic culture, and ...

A collection of personal remembrances of a 23 year career as a Secret Service Agent. The book details personal, interesting, humorous, and sometimes historical incidents that were experienced in real time.

In America, they say any kid might someday be elected President. Well, 13-year-old Justin Moon did get elected President. The only problem is that now he has to actually serve in the nation's highest office. Being the leader of the most powerful country in the world is not as much fun as it sounds. Sure, the White House is filled with great stuff like its own movie theater, bowling alley, and swimming pool.

A NEW YORKER BEST BOOK OF 2025 An adrenaline-fueled thriller about a disgraced comedian-turned-politician who takes on the role of a lifetime: infiltrating a corrupt Eastern European country to spy on their brutal dictator Hal Knight, a comedian and movie star-turned politician, is no...

Welcome to Inspector Flytrap's Detective Agency, home to the world-renowned solver of Big Deal mysteries. Inspector Flytrap, a Venus flytrap, works tirelessly with his assistant Nina the Goat, a goat, on his community's unsolved cases. There's no case too big, but there are definitely cases too small for this endearingly self-important plant detective.

With help from her friends - the irascible gray cat Pewter, the wise corgi Tee Tucker, and Tally, the exuberant Jack Russell - Sneaky crisscrosses her home state of Virginia hoping to go where no cat since Socks Clinton has gone: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. In the tradition of her heroine, Sojourner Truth, she takes her case to the masses. Journeying from the lair of the red-shouldered hawk to the nest of the tufted titmouse, from a pasture full of curmudgeonly cows to the stately halls of Monticello, the tenacious tiger cat even secures the chattering support of Thomas Jefferson’s mice.

Abraham Lincoln has long been admired for his leadership, honesty, and eloquence. But despite his somber reputation, the 16th president was quite funny. With an uncanny ability to mimic others and an irresistible midwestern twang, Lincoln, in fact, could be downright hilarious. Brimming with his funniest quips, jokes, and stories, Lincoln's Gift explores the crucial role humor played throughout his tumultuous professional and private life.

A practical, constitutional, and civic guide for citizens, lawyers, journalists, and elected officials who believe the presidency is being abused. This book explains—clearly and lawfully—how removal can happen under the Constitution, how ordinary people can push for accountability, and how democratic institutions can be strengthened to prevent future abuse.

Love him or hate him there's no denying that it's easy to joke about Donald Trump. This short book containing over 150 Donald Trump jokes is an ideal gift for a Trump lover/hater or just for yourself to read in your spare time - ideal for reading in the toilet or for that matter anywhere when you need a good laugh. Care should be taken as some of the jokes are unsuitable for children.

If your funny older sister were the former deputy chief of staff to President Barack Obama, her behind-the-scenes political memoir would look something like this . . . Alyssa Mastromonaco worked for Barack Obama for almost a decade, and long before his run for president. From the then-senator's...

The President’s life is in danger! Jimmy Sniffles, with the help of a new invention, shrinks down to miniature size to sniff out the source of the problem.

Luke Pennybaker is sick of chores, school, and homework. Life just doesn't seem fair! So Luke decides it's time for a kid president, and during a time-out in his room he gets the idea for a "Pennies for Pennybaker" campaign. He gets a lot more support than expected - but is he really ready to be President Pennybaker?

Scott had always played it safe. As a single father navigating parenthood and PTA meetings, he focused on being the best dad he could for his son, Ethan, setting aside his own needs along the way. But when he meets Ben—a charming, equally dedicated father with a quiet strength and an undeniable smile—Scott’s world is turned upside down. Bound by late-night PTA planning sessions and the challenges of single parenthood, Scott and Ben soon find themselves drawn to each other in a way neither expected. What starts as stolen glances and private jokes becomes something deeper, but their ...

From Obama's former communications director and current co-host of Pod Save America comes a colorful account of how politics, the media, and the Internet changed during the Obama presidency and how Democrats can fight back in the Trump era. On November 9th, 2016, Dan Pfeiffer woke up like most...

Dining alone in an elegant Parisian brasserie, accountant Daniel Mercier can hardly believe his eyes when President François Mitterrand sits down to eat at the table next to him. After the presidential party has gone, Daniel discovers that Mitterrand’s black felt hat has been left behind. After a few moments’ soul-searching, Daniel decides to keep the hat as a souvenir of an extraordinary evening. It’s a perfect fit, and as he leaves the restaurant Daniel begins to feel somehow...different.

Sheila Carfenders, Docteur Masque & Président Akimbo La vie troublante et bizarre de Sheila Carfenders, une patiente mentale de 22 ans enlevée de San Francisco par son psychiatre abusif. Le Docteur Masque emmène Sheila dans un pays asiatique pauvre et en décomposition d’une violente rébellion, où il espère construire une clinique psychiatrique expérimentale après avoir conclu des accords avec le régime corrompu et son dirigeant en délire, le Président Akimbo. Le destin de Sheila? Inattendu au milieu d’un coup d’etat. Richard S. Ehrlich est un journaliste Américain de San ...