Funny Self

In her book Self-Inflicted Wounds, comedian, actress, and cohost of CBS’s daytime hit show The Talk, Aisha Tyler recounts a series of epic mistakes and hilarious stories of crushing personal humiliation, and the personal insights and authentic wisdom she gathered along the way. The essays in...

Harry lives at a busy watering hole where every hippo loves to swim. Every hippo except Harry. In this funny and heartwarming children’s animal adventure, Harry the Hippo discovers he can’t swim like the others. While his friends splash and float, Harry sinks like a muddy rock. But when danger appears near the river bend, Harry learns that the muddy places everyone else avoids are the places where he is strongest. Soon the hippo who couldn’t swim becomes the Mud Champion, helping his friends cross the mud safely and proving that being different can be a superpower. Perfect for bedtime...

"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...

A short, honest, quietly funny book for women past 50. Whether you’re 50, 60, or long past keeping track — and at some point caught yourself thinking: “Wait… is this it?” You’ve handled things. A lot of things. For a long time. You got really good at it. So good, in fact, that you became the one people rely on. The one who figures things out. The one who keeps everything running. And, as it usually goes with people like that — you just got handed more. At some point, it stops feeling like strength and starts feeling a little… questionable. Not dramatic. Not a crisis. Just: ...

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller is full of of powerful, life-changing lessons. "Should be read by every leader in America" —Wall Street Journal If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. On May 17, 2014, Admiral William...

💥 Now a #1 Best Seller in Humanistic Psychology! What if the voice inside your head was your greatest ally instead of your worst enemy? If you’ve ever struggled with self-doubt, overthinking, setting boundaries, or emotional healing, you’re not alone. The truth is, self-love isn’t selfish—it’s the foundation for lasting confidence, inner peace, and true happiness. Do you constantly second-guess yourself and struggle with self-worth? Are you exhausted from people-pleasing but feel guilty saying no? Does your inner critic tear you down no matter how hard you try? Do you feel ...

30 Days to Stop Being an Asshole is a 30-day mindfulness program designed to encourage honest self-examination of the attitudes, reactions, habits, and behaviors that can affect the way you treat other people—and yourself. Each day introduces a different mindfulness exercise or lesson, giving you a simple, structured practice to explore for approximately 15–30 minutes. Inside, you'll find: 30 days of mindfulness exercises and lessons exploring reactions, judgment, anger, ego, communication, empathy, responsibility, and interpersonal behavior Daily reflection and self-observation ...

Don’t Feed the Raccoon (Even If It Looks Lonely) is a funny, heartfelt, metaphor-rich guide to setting boundaries without losing your soul—or your sense of humor. With wisdom wrapped in whimsy, Annie Rowen invites readers into a world where emotional raccoons wear pitiful expressions, guilt travels in trench coats, and kindness finally learns to say “no.” Through 12 engaging chapters filled with personal stories, gentle truths, and laugh-out-loud insights, this book explores people-pleasing, emotional over-giving, and the sacred art of letting go. Whether you’ve ever felt drained ...

In this rollicking sequel to A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage, two (mostly) reformed serial killers discover something more deadly than murder: a midlife crisis. “As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler...

The best wisdom doesn’t lecture—it makes you laugh and leaves you thinking. Laugh-Out-Loud Wisdom is a heartwarming collection of funny quotes, witty proverbs, amusing stories, and wonderfully honest life lessons to help you laugh more, worry less, and see everyday problems from a brighter perspective. Inside, you’ll discover clever and humorous observations about family, work, relationships, growing older, human nature, and all the little things that rarely go according to plan. Some will make you laugh out loud. Others will make you pause, smile, and think, “That is exactly right....

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER MORE THAN 5 MILLION COPIES SOLD The first ever self-development book to help millions of people around the globe transform their lives using humor, irreverence, and the occasional curse word—now with an exclusive new chapter on the power of intuition and...

👦👧 A Heartwarming, Inspiring, and Funny Story for Kids Ages 4-8 📚 A Perfect Book for Curious Little Minds:Are you looking for a delightful children’s book that will entertain, inspire, and teach valuable life lessons? The Big Adventure of a Small Mouse is the perfect choice! This beautifully illustrated tale follows Max, a brave and adventurous mouse, on a thrilling journey filled with excitement, challenges, and heartwarming friendships. 🐭 What’s Inside:✨ A cute main character who inspires courage and curiosity ✨ Action-packed adventures with fun and surprising twists ...

In this hilarious gay fantasy romance, a reclusive sorcerer is forced to protect a cowardly knight after a prophecy ties their fates together. Funny, touching and inventive, this brilliant debut is perfect for fans of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying and Dreadful. In Which Many...

♥ Wheel Power ♥ Little Wheely rolled round and round, all on his own he spun on the ground. Wheels had a purpose, except for him, which is why he felt sad and so grim. ◆ All his friends were wheels too, yet they all had something to do. He watched them roll all night and day, all very busy – rushing on their way.

"[Narrators Rita] Amparita and [Stephanie] Németh-Parker excel in providing distinct voices for the many female characters. Listeners will find themselves entranced by their performances. " — AudioFile From the New York Times bestselling author of The Atlas Six, Girl Dinner is a darkly-fun...

A hilarious and eye-opening account of leaving Christian Nationalism behind to follow Jesus better. Social media influencer and podcast host April Ajoy wouldn’t have called herself a Christian Nationalist when she performed her original song “America Say Jesus” on the Jim Bakker show, or...

Make the most of the rest of your life! You’ve just retired. It’s a huge life change! How do you make the transition to post-employment? This inspirational collection of wisdom and witticisms, offering insights, experience, and encouragement, is an entertaining guide to having a purposeful and fulfilling retirement. It's a comprehensive look at the day-to-day retirement experience, exploring what to expect when you retire. With real-time advice to motivate and maintain your happiness as you move into your new post-employment lifestyle, you will discover how to: Understand the process of...

30 Days to Stop Giving a Shit is a 30-day mindfulness program designed to help you examine the worries, pressures, and emotional reactions you may take on from other people, while becoming more aware of your own thoughts and experience in the present moment. Each day introduces a different mindfulness exercise or lesson, giving you a simple, structured practice to explore for approximately 15–30 minutes. Inside, you'll find: 30 days of mindfulness exercises and lessons exploring worry, emotional attachment, people-pleasing, and the tendency to take on other people's problems Daily ...

Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this no-f*cks-given guide to dealing with stress and worry from the New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck. ? "Genius." —Cosmopolitan Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them?...

Funny, fierce, and full of heart! Viv Calloway is fifty-three, newly abandoned, and sitting on her kitchen floor eating Oreos. Her husband Craig didn't just leave — he drained every account, forged her signature on a second mortgage, and fled to Belize with a woman named Tiffani. His parting words? A Post-it note on the fridge: Sorry. I couldn't help myself. Armed with a best friend who categorizes wine by emotional crisis, a community college computer class taught by a man with distractingly good forearms, and the stubborn discovery that twenty-five years of running a household might ...