Funny Self

Say no without being an a**hole and save yourself from burnout with "pep talks and sage advice" from the New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck (HelloGiggles). Are you burnt out from taking on more than you can handle or accepting less than you deserve?...

New York Times Bestseller NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express with Melani Sanders, founding member of the We Do Not Care Club, as she narrates her hilarious and empowering guide to navigating perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause with unapologetic humor and solidarity...

"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times “Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy. Christina...

Unleash the Fun with "Laughably Pointless: 101 Useless Life Hacks" Dive into this light-hearted, hilarious guide filled with 101 absurd and whimsical hacks, presented in an easy-to-read format, designed to inject humor and joy into your everyday life! Perfect for those who love to laugh, this book is all about embracing your sense of humor and finding amusement in the ridiculous. Explore unique life hacks covering various aspects of life, including: Home organization Cooking Health and fitness Relationships Travel Work productivity Technology "Laughably Pointless" makes a fantastic gift ...

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER MORE THAN 5 MILLION COPIES SOLD The first ever self-development book to help millions of people around the globe transform their lives using humor, irreverence, and the occasional curse word—now with an exclusive new chapter on the power of intuition and...

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller is full of of powerful, life-changing lessons. "Should be read by every leader in America" —Wall Street Journal If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. On May 17, 2014, Admiral William...

💥 Now a #1 Best Seller in Humanistic Psychology! What if the voice inside your head was your greatest ally instead of your worst enemy? If you’ve ever struggled with self-doubt, overthinking, setting boundaries, or emotional healing, you’re not alone. The truth is, self-love isn’t selfish—it’s the foundation for lasting confidence, inner peace, and true happiness. Do you constantly second-guess yourself and struggle with self-worth? Are you exhausted from people-pleasing but feel guilty saying no? Does your inner critic tear you down no matter how hard you try? Do you feel ...

👦👧 A Heartwarming, Inspiring, and Funny Story for Kids Ages 4-8 📚 A Perfect Book for Curious Little Minds:Are you looking for a delightful children’s book that will entertain, inspire, and teach valuable life lessons? The Big Adventure of a Small Mouse is the perfect choice! This beautifully illustrated tale follows Max, a brave and adventurous mouse, on a thrilling journey filled with excitement, challenges, and heartwarming friendships. 🐭 What’s Inside:✨ A cute main character who inspires courage and curiosity ✨ Action-packed adventures with fun and surprising twists ...

Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this no-f*cks-given guide to dealing with stress and worry from the New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck. ​ "Genius" —Cosmopolitan Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving...

A short, honest, quietly funny book for women past 50. Whether you’re 50, 60, or long past keeping track — and at some point caught yourself thinking: “Wait… is this it?” You’ve handled things. A lot of things. For a long time. You got really good at it. So good, in fact, that you became the one people rely on. The one who figures things out. The one who keeps everything running. And, as it usually goes with people like that — you just got handed more. At some point, it stops feeling like strength and starts feeling a little… questionable. Not dramatic. Not a crisis. Just: ...

You’ve read the tips. You’ve tried the teas. You’ve stared at the ceiling like it owed you money. Still wide awake? If you’re exhausted, frustrated, and wondering if you’ll ever sleep like a normal human again… I get it. I’ve been there. And I’m here to help. I’m not a doctor. I’m not a wellness guru. I’m a rogue librarian—equal parts sleep-deprived researcher, caffeine survivor, and curious human—who went down the rabbit hole of sleep science when nothing else worked. This book is the result of that deep dive. It’s the guide I wish I had years ago. The Rogue ...

From the New York Times Bestselling author of Running With Scissors comes the story of one man trying to out-drink his memories, outlast his demons, and outrun his past. "I was addicted to "Bewitched" as a kid. I worshipped Darren Stevens the First. When he'd come home from work and Samantha...

100 Ways to Be Less Awkward: A Slightly Anxious Guide to Social Confidence Ever replay a conversation 47 times in your head wondering if you were weird? Did you recently say “You too” when the barista told you to enjoy your drink? Do you sometimes want to disappear into the nearest houseplant during small talk? Congratulations — you’re officially a human. Welcome to the club. 100 Ways to Be Less Awkward is your laugh-out-loud survival guide for navigating the weird, wonderful, and occasionally sweaty world of social interaction. Packed with 100 bite-sized chapters, this book is like...

A relatable, honest and inspiring collection of inside thoughts about love, life, and personal growth – the good, the bad, the laugh-out-loud funny – from viral storyteller and queen of oversharing, Milly Goldsmith. Milly has captured the online hearts of her community through her single...

This delightfully grim tale follows Clare, the lonely, undying Usher of souls to the Afterlife, as an unexpected friendship turns his solitary life upside down and takes him on a heartwarming exploration of moving on. Perfect for fans of Kate DiCamillo and Tim Burton! Clare is the undead fox of...

In this rollicking sequel to A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage, two (mostly) reformed serial killers discover something more deadly than murder: a midlife crisis. “As funny as it is familiar . . . A perfect read for anyone who has ever tried to maintain a hobby while raising a toddler...

You’ve spent enough time doubting your worth—now it’s time to take it back. This powerful 2-books-in-1 compilation includes everything you need to stop second-guessing yourself and start showing up with confidence, clarity, and compassion. Inside, you’ll get two complete self-help books plus exclusive access to: ✨ The 7-Day Self-Love Reset ✨ The 3-Day Body Peace Reset If you’re exhausted from chasing perfection or trying to prove you’re enough—this is your invitation to stop performing and start healing. ✦ Book 1: Self-Love A bold, witty, and emotionally honest guide to ...

If everyone around you seems to be the problem, it might be time for a high-speed reality check. Are You Toxic Like Me? is the ultimate no-escape intervention for anyone tired of being ghosted, blocked, or perpetually left on "read." This isn’t your typical "love yourself" manual; it’s a brutally funny guide to self-repair designed specifically as a wake-up call for Gen Z. Spot Your Red Flags and Stop the Drama In an era of main character syndrome and being "delulu," it’s easy to ignore your own toxic traits. Whether you’re struggling with toxic relationships or just realized your "...

A hilarious and eye-opening account of leaving Christian Nationalism behind to follow Jesus better. Social media influencer and podcast host April Ajoy wouldn’t have called herself a Christian Nationalist when she performed her original song “America Say Jesus” on the Jim Bakker show, or...