Funny Irish

I just want to be naughty for one night of my life. I think I’d be really good at it... I need to escape. I’m a bad girl trapped in a good girl’s body. Perfect grades, star volleyball player, lead in the drama club. I know it’ll lead to a great career. But I need more. Just one night. In Ireland. On St. Patrick’s Day. Thousands of miles away from anyone who knows me. That’s how I met Dare Mackenzie. With fire in his emerald eyes, sinful promises on his lips. And an accent as intoxicating as the darkest stout. He keeps saying I’m too sweet, too innocent, too good. I dare you, ...

*All books in the Klutzy Collection can be read as standalones.* Even walking disasters need love. Clumsy, quirky, and utterly charming, Bethany Spinner is a human whirlwind of catastrophes. While she is no stranger to embarrassing situations, getting publicly dumped at her grandmother’s funeral is a whole new kind of embarrassment. Deciding she’s had enough, Beth takes a page from her favorite Irish romance novel and sets off to find her real-life dashing hero. With her well-worn book in hand and infectiously positive attitude, Bethany boards a flight heading to the wild shores of ...

Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Rosaleen O’Connor. There I was, living an ordinary midlife, quite a good one as far as I knew. Until my husband pulled the rug out from under me, trading me in for a younger model and informing me that our beloved house in London’s Notting Hill was being repossessed. So, with limited choices at my disposal, I landed in the home of my ancestors on the wild Atlantic West coast of Ireland. I soon found out that all was not as it appeared to be and that I was not who I believed myself to be. Could I do it? As a mother of one grown up daughter and ...

When Laura Sutton answers her mother’s phone and finds out she’s inherited property on a remote island, she knows it could be the solution to all her problems. Currently camped out on an airbed in her mother’s sitting room and with very little cash to her name, Laura has no intention of moving to the island—she’ll visit to get the property ready for sale, then come home. When Laura arrives on the island and finds out it’s not a derelict house she’s inherited, but a hotel, she can’t believe her luck… until she finds a dead body in one of the guest rooms. Laura isn’t ...

In Leonard Wibberley's classic political satire, a tiny backwards country decides the only way to survive a sudden economic downturn is to declare war on the United States and lose to get foreign aid - but things don't go according to plan. The Mouse That Roared was made into a successful feature film starring Peter Sellers. Books in The Grand Fenwick Series: Books 2 through 5 are best read after The Mouse That Roared, but all of the books can be read and enjoyed at any point in the series. Book 1: The Mouse That Roared Book 2: The Mouse On The Moon Book 3: The Mouse On Wall Street Book 4: ...

Jim Booker was once the best at finding the missing in Los Angeles—until his own body betrayed him. Now he's dying of AIDS-related cancer, propped up by painkillers and the loyalty of Numi, the only friend who hasn’t abandoned him. But when his former best friend comes begging for help to find his missing wife, Booker can't say no. Not just because the woman is Olivia—the woman Booker once loved—but because finding the lost is the one thing that still gives his ruined life meaning. When Olivia turns up dead, her throat slashed, Booker refuses to let the disease killing him stop him ...

A romantic comedy written by a former flight attendant and number one bestseller! 'Welcome on board, Ladies and Gentlemen! Mingling with rich and famous first class passengers is all in a day's work for Katie. But when she meets a gorgeous, eligible TV star on board a transatlantic flight from New York to Dublin, her whole word is turned upside down. Adam is everything a woman could want and more. But why is he insisting on keeping their relationship a secret? And is really a member of THAT club?'Very Funny' - Evening Herald.'A wonderful, witty writer' - Daily Record.'Great beach read' - OK...

Connor 'Irish' Kelly has spent most of his life fighting for what he wanted. When he decides that Lucinda Harwell is who he wants, he makes the mistake of doing the one thing she can't tolerate. He tells an innocent, little, white lie. It's months before he can finally speak to her again, but when he does, the RP team find themselves in the midst of one of the most disturbing cases they've ever taken on. Children dying of cancer. Diabetics losing limbs. There doesn't seem to be an end to it. For Irish, as long as he can find an end with Lucinda, he'll be happy. Dr. Lucinda Harwell made a ...

Tomis sets out on a hysterical mythical quest to find redemption and meaning in his blurry world. Armed with a Curry tray and Plastic fork - our hero is beset by many obstacles which the Gods of Nimbus have deemed him worthy. He sets off on his quest; taking him across the Dublin underbellies going from a mere man to a King. Many questions will be answered, but even more raised along the way. Will you be able to finish the story? Reviews (all good)( "A bit feckin' mad" "WTF!" "Are yous on smack!" "Pissed me pants!" "Very bleeding Irish!" "Not fer Snowflakes!" Enter Tomis' World and follow ...

'A feel-good, highly entertaining romance' - Cosmopolitan.'A must for the suitcase - you will laugh out loud.' - Sunday Express. Anna Allstone needs a man. Not for forever. Just for a night - a very important night. There are lots of contenders, but will she find the right man on time? The race is on! 'Mr Right for the Night' is a No.1 international bestseller and has sold over 1 million copies. This romantic comedy set in Dublin in the late 90s, has been translated into German and Japanese.

Who reopens a long-closed hotel on a whim? Laura Sutton, that’s who. What was she supposed to do when a Hollywood producer made her an offer she couldn’t refuse? Now it’s all systems go, but if Laura thinks launching a hotel is hard she’s about to get a lesson in multi-tasking. In all the chaos of preproduction, somebody is murdered. Is the killer a crew member or did somebody set it up to look that way? With Sergeant Tom Clarke otherwise occupied, it’s up to Laura and her friends to find the killer before the producers find a more peaceful location and this once-in-a-lifetime ...

With green eyes and an easy smile, Frank McCabe stole me away from the nightmares that awaited me at home. But the son of the Irish Mob would never be mine. I belonged to the Italians. And the moment my mother sold me to the head of the Italian Mafia, I became the one the people of Boston were warned about. The only person more feared than me in our city is the Irish Ghost. When I finally flee my marital prison with my sons and my sister in tow, I unwittingly run straight into the ghost of the Irishman who died in a fiery explosion years ago.

Not again… Laura Sutton is back on Dunmorrow Island to meet a famous hotelier who’s interested in leasing the hotel. She’s been working towards this meeting for weeks, but now she can’t shake the feeling of unease that’s been plaguing her since she drove off the ferry. She knows it’s silly—after all, what are the chances of there being a second murder in a month in a sleepy place like Dunmorrow? Quite high, as it turns out. Laura soon finds herself dragged into another murder investigation. She has no other choice. The victim is high-profile and it’s only a matter of time ...

Laura Sutton is settling into life on Dunmorrow Island. But if she thinks she’ll be able to relax and get on with renovating her grandmother’s old house, she’s mistaken. The PTA parents are picketing Bernard’s office and Laura’s self-appointed nemesis Cliona has rebranded her guesthouse as The Murder Hotel—what kind of ghoulish true crime fans is she hoping to draw to the island? And as if that wasn’t enough to deal with, a familiar face reappears on the island… and quickly winds up dead.

It's a surprise Christmas wedding! Christmastime is here and due largely to the remarkable efforts of Sondra and Simon, the harrowing threat of the last few months is over. What better way to celebrate than with a lavish wedding? But Sondra insists she wants a courthouse ceremony. Simon isn’t convinced and is determined to make it an extraordinary celebration for the love of his life. Join the O’Brians as they transform the drab wedding into an enchanting winter wonderland, complete with twinkling lights, a Bitsy ring-bearer, and holiday cheer. Don’t forget the champagne and sprinkles...

He’s the groom’s grumpy brother. She’s the wedding planner with a flair for chaos. And they’re about to plan the wedding of the year—together. Siobhán O’Hare has handled hundreds of weddings, but nothing like this one. James Fitzpatrick, a no-nonsense Dublin lawyer, shows up to oversee his sister’s big day—and immediately butts heads with Siobhán on every decision. He’s all rules. She’s all heart. But when a storm damages the venue and secrets threaten the celebration, these enemies are forced into unexpected teamwork—and something more. Between bickering banter, ...

From the number one Irish bestseller.... 'Hugely funny! - Daily Mail. Everyone loves a good wedding. Right? Even Lara. Lara doesn't mind being single. Being single is just fine, thanks very much. But when her cousin Janine (size zero) invites her to be chief bridesmaid at her wedding panic ensues. Lara must quickly drop at least two dress sizes and find an escort for the evening. Luckily she finds a man surprisingly quickly. But when Mr Right seems too good to be true, he probably he is... 'A wonderful, witty writer' - Daily Record. This romantic comedy was previously published as 'Man Hunt'.

Gloriana XII--The Original Wolf of Wall Street. In this hilarious sequel to The Mouse That Roared, Grand Fenwick is at it again, this time upsetting the world's economy. The tiny country's secret weapon this time is its Grand Pinot chewing gum. When sales boom during an anti-smoking campaign, Grand Fenwick's investment is suddenly worth millions. In an attempt to rid Grand Fenwick of its crippling budget surplus, Duchess Gloriana XII decides the stock market is the perfect place to lose it all. Instead, she makes millions more and ends up wreaking havoc on the world economy. Never has "the ...

In a small guest house in the middle of the sun-drenched island of Ibiza, everyone has a secret. Around the pool, the guests may look like everyday holiday makers, enjoying a Spanish summer break.... but appearances can be deceptive. A tale of romance, heartbreak, intrigue, tears and laughter.... from the international no. 1 bestselling author of Mile High Guy and Mr Right for the Night. www.facebook.com/marisamacklebooks

Every day you spend with those you love is magic, be careful to recognise it before the magic runs out Is Michael a kid who's running wild and skipping school, or just a nice young lad spending time looking after his mother? His aunt has one idea about it, and he, another. But when Mum takes him to see the final Harry Potter film during school hours, the trouble only begins to start.