Funny French

The new Haven Hollow novel is here! Paranormal Women’s Fiction from #1 Amazon bestseller, J.R. Rain, and New York Times bestseller, H.P. Mallory! Hi there! My name is Fifi and I’m a succubus... but I’m hopeless with men and relationships. Yes, a succubus is a type of sex demon, but the first thing you should know about me is that even though I was created to suck the life force from men, I’m actually a nice person. In fact, I can’t stand being a succubus because it goes against every moral fiber of my being. Truth be told, I’m a romantic at heart—all I really want is a loving ...

THIS NEW EDITION FEATURES: A foreword from the author THE GIRL (A short story from Chad’s point of view. Everything that happens right before he meets Sonja.) Book Club Questions Special edition coverLOVE AT FIRST CUP. ONE WEEKEND TO MAKE IT LAST. Sonja Fines lives to work. Single, uptight, and sleep-deprived, she’s always the first to arrive and the last to leave the office. But one fateful morning, Sonja wakes up on her living floor—late for an important presentation. With an upcoming promotion at stake—she flees her apartment in panic—desperate to save her meeting. But instead ...

What was supposed to be a peaceful Sunday brunch becomes a deadly affair when a food critic drops dead—and the Senior Snoop Society springs into action! Rosemary Ruckus, a spirited former theater designer with a knack for drama, is enjoying brunch at a trendy new restaurant with her sharp-eyed friends Viola and Harriet when food critic Elliot Burgundy collapses face-first into his French toast. The verdict? Murder. When Detective Russell—still smarting from his last encounter with the ladies—almost arrests the wrong man, the Senior Snoop Society knows they can't let an innocent chef ...

Ultimate fighting bears, a fat king who poops himself, zombies, donkey “bits”, and a fart. These are not the things you’d expect to find in the Bible, but they’re all there. If you thought the Bible was dull, think again. This is your chance to discover all the parts of the Bible they don’t teach you in Sunday school - but probably should.

Vernon Coleman's very personal, wry look at Paris and the Parisians. A light hearted, loving, much praised introduction to the heart and soul of the city by a bestselling writer who loves Paris and has had a home there for 20 years. Readers will need to appreciate irony. Selected as Book of the Month by `French' magazine and highly praised by `Destination France' and other expert reviewers. `Is it travel writing or reference? Actually it cleverly manages to combine both .Before you've finished reading I guarantee you'll be planning a visit.Secrets of Paris gives you just that - an insight ...

Roxie If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all Here I am, on my honeymoon in the most romantic city in the world. Alone. Sure, my no-good fiance left me at the altar for my maid of honor and best friend. Ex-best friend. Ex-fiance. Ex-old life. But I’m not about to let that stop me from having the best solo honeymoon ever. I’m in Paris for two weeks, determined to go from exes to O’s. Turns out, even a trip across the world isn’t enough to outrun my streak of bad luck. Then I find Remy. Or maybe Remy finds me. Because I may be running for my life— But I have ...

Revolutionary France is full of blood and bite . . . 1793. Eleanor, once a lowly English maid, is now a member of the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel: renowned for their daring deeds, and for rescuing aristocrats and vampires from the guillotine. When the notorious French diplomat...

The French Connection A Barefoot Haven Romance Welcome to Barefoot Haven—a sun-soaked, clothes-optional resort where the margaritas are strong, the golf carts are questionable, and the residents are anything but ordinary. When Frankie, the resort’s beloved owner, announces her retirement, panic ripples through the tight-knit (and tightly unclothed) community. But nothing sends shockwaves quite like her surprise buyer: Lucien Moreau, a scandalously handsome French film star tired of Hollywood’s spotlight and searching for something real. Lucien expects tranquility. He gets Velma. Sharp...

Learning a new language can be both exciting and intimidating, but "The 2000 Most Common Phrases for Conversation with Example Dialogues, Mnemonics, and Funny Short Stories" can help make the experience more enjoyable. This book, designed exclusively for English speakers, is your ultimate guide to mastering ordinary conversations in your new language, flawlessly mixing the skill of learning with the delight of communicating.

Mercutio, about to fight Tybalt, is disrupted by the appearance of a giant beanstalk in Verona. The Literary World is fracturing. As d'Artagnan of The Three Musketeers meets Constance Bonacieux, she's kidnapped. Marguerite St. Just, Aline de Kercadiou and Roxane disappear from the pages of The Scarlet Pimpernel, Scaramouche and Cyrano de Bergerac. The heroes are called together by Mercutio, who warns them that the villains are banding together to take over the Literary World. They must stop the villains and save their beloved ladies. The ladies, on the other hand, are tired of being ...

A light and entertaining cozy mystery. A haunted castle in Normandy, a poisoned apple pie and a mystery. When Amanda McBride learns that she has inherited a castle in Normandy, France, she leaves her hometown of Victoria, British Columbia, and takes her laid back Great Dane d'Artagnan and her psychopathic cat Bronx on a trip to Orvilly-sur-Mer. Although Amanda is a lover of French cuisine and a fan of old cloak-and-dagger French movies, will she accept ownership of a haunted castle that has been the scene of several murders? French Cuisine Can Kill You is the first book in The Mysteries of ...

A light and entertaining cozy mystery. After five months of renovation, the Château d’Orvilly is finally ready for its grand opening as a boutique hotel. The inauguration promises to be busy: all the rooms are booked, and French movie stars are getting married in the castle, adding excitement to the event. All is going as planned until the bride is found murdered before she can say “I do”. With demanding guests, eccentric fans, nosy reporters, and a mysterious murder, Amanda and her staff have their hands full. In the middle of this chaos, can Amanda figure out who directed the ...

Daphne adorait la façon dont son fiancé, Peter, racontait leur histoire : leur coup de foudre, leur retour dans sa ville natale au bord du lac. Jusqu'à ce qu'il ajoute un chapitre final inattendu : il était, en fait, amoureux de sa meilleure amie d'enfance, Petra. C'est ainsi que Daphne se retrouve en coloc avec Miles, l'ex de Petra, qui vient lui aussi de se faire larguer. Ils n'ont rien en commun, sauf un coeur brisé, une bonne dose de rancoeur et une idée folle : s'afficher en « couple » pour semer le trouble.

Ellie et Brenda se sont rencontrées dans un aéroport. Voici une nouvelle douce et drôle qui illustre l'attrait mystérieux et la misère totale des voyages en avion, et ces premiers moments parfois gênants où des étrangers se rencontrent. Peut-on vraiment rencontrer quelqu'un de spécial ? à l'aéroport ?

A FROM the Amazon top-selling comedy writer, a BRAND NEW tale of love, devotion, and poo bags... "A mini-book that will melt your heart..." 'Hey, Mary - it will be great,' they all told me. 'Get a puppy, and you'll have a loyal companion who will love you as no one has ever loved you before.' Three weeks later and the furniture is chewed to pieces, half my shoes and socks are missing, the house training is not going well at all, and when I took him to a restaurant, he started humping the waiter's leg. I had to pull him off as he clung on with his claws, still humping the air as I pulled him...

In Romance: Quickies (Brooke's Encounter - 8), Brooke has a rendezvous with an alluring Frenchman who speaks the language of love...which sometimes gets lost in translation. When their encounter takes an unusual turn, Brooke wonders if she can salvage the evening. Luckily, her determination to win the bet leads her into the arms of the perfect hookup: her former flame. Seven friends living in New York City. One unusual competition. Who can have the most intimate encounters in a month? Ten thousand dollars is on the line... Quickies are bite-sized steamy stories that follow a group of women ...

Une histoire drôle, écrit dans un langage d' espagnol simple, facile pour les élèves de langue de niveau élémentaire. Amusant et facile à comprendre, le texte a été modifié et simplifié pour accroître la compréhension du langage en utilisant une formulation simple, des phrases courtes, et modérées, le vocabulaire de niveau élémentaire. Écoute-le maintenant, pratiquer votre espagnol et riez!

Une histoire drôle, écrit dans un langage d'espagnol simple, facile pour les élèves de langue de niveau élémentaire. Amusant et facile à comprendre, le texte a été modifié et simplifié pour accroître la compréhension du langage en utilisant une formulation simple, des phrases courtes, et modérées, le vocabulaire de niveau élémentaire. Écoute-le maintenant, pratiquer votre espagnol et riez!

Nell décroche le stage de ses rêves : écrire des sketchs pour les célébrités invitées dans son émission TV préférée. Si elle fait ses preuves, elle obtiendra une place permanente dans l'équipe d'auteurs. Mais ses espoirs s'écroulent quand elle découvre qu'elle n'est finalement pas la seule stagiaire. Son rival, Charlie, aussi charmant qu'exaspérant, est le fils du directeur général.

Dans le village de Bonavita, c'est la fête tous les jours. Le soleil brille, les marguerites semblent sourire et les moineaux chantent le bonheur, au grand plaisir de tous les habitants. Enfin...de la plupart des habitants. Ezio le chat, lui, en a assez de cette comédie musicale qui rythme son quotidien. Trouvera-t-il une façon de faire taire ces drôles de moineaux?