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A Bite of Christmas Magic Nine-year-old Sofia is no ordinary girl, she’s spirited, sassy, and always ready for mischief. But when her grandmother gives her a mysterious tin of magical Christmas cookies, Sofia discovers that each bite is a doorway to a world of holiday wonder! From the jingling bells of Jingle Bell Junction to the peppermint twists of Candy Cane Courtyard, the sparkling stars of Star City, and the sweet surprises of Gingerbread Grove, every cookie whisks Sofia away on a new adventure. In each magical land, she’s gifted a dazzling gown, meets whimsical creatures, and ...

There are rules about owning a dragon. Don’t tell your parents. Don’t feed it cereal. And definitely don’t take it to Show-and-Tell. When a sarcastic, snack-loving kid finds a fire-breathing best friend named Flamey in his backyard, his life gets toasted—in the best possible way. But when Flamey mysteriously vanishes, what follows is a laugh-out-loud, marshmallow-melting mystery across secret tunnels, donut guilds, sewer traps, and a town that just doesn’t believe in dragons. Yet. Packed with heart, humor, friendship, and more flaming burps than anyone requested, Hey, Who Stole My...

Book 1: THE PARTY INVITATION! Middle school was supposed to be simple: survive classes, avoid humiliation, and maybe not trip over your own feet. But for eleven-year-old Avery, it’s more like a reality show called Surviving Middle School: Awkward Edition. With her besties Claire and Ellie dishing out constant warnings about her life choices, Avery is just trying to dodge gym class disasters, keep her locker shut, and avoid the cafeteria pizza (which might be alive). Then, the unthinkable happens—she gets invited to the birthday party. Not just any party, but Mackenzie Harper’s, the ...

Carter The Farter And The Fragrant Fizzlers Of Christmas Past A Hilarious Christmas Adventure Bursting with Laughs, Heart, and Holiday Spirit Why Readers Love This Book: Hilarious Holiday Humor: A funny Christmas book for kids that transforms a timeless classic into a fart-fueled comedy masterpiece. Adventurous and Heartwarming: Blends laugh-out-loud moments with the same redemptive spirit that makes A Christmas Carol unforgettable. Perfect for Middle-Grade Readers: Designed for ages 8–12, full of witty wordplay, fast-paced fun, and mischievous surprises. Family-Friendly Laughter: Clean ...

Christmas stories Stories Collection ******************* Young and beginner reader’s kids would get the most enjoyment from the tree titles for Christmas we selected In We hope you enjoy reading them to your kids, grandchildren. SEA OF LOVE <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 * <3 Just off by the sea in a small shabby shack, Lived Sarah’s whole family, a big crowded pack, Two parents, three brothers, and three sisters, too; With less room inside as all the kids grew. OH DEAR SAID THE DEER ************************************* "Oh dear," said the deer, "I'm so cold, what a plight! I've searched for a...

Book 2: Fart Monster Franz: Farting All Day In this fun and exciting story, Tom and Sarah receive a new Fart Monster named Franz, who is Fritz's little brother. They have a fantastic time playing games, having a fart contest, and enjoying Franz's special fart dance moves. Harris joins them, and they all grow closer as friends. However, when Franz receives a message that he must return to Fart World, Tom, Sarah, and Fritz learn the importance of obeying their families and cherishing the time they have with their friends. Before Franz leaves, they throw a Fart Monster party to celebrate the ...

The Avery Diary: CHRISTMAS CHAOS BEGINS! A Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12! Christmas was supposed to be peaceful, but no one told my family that. Between glitter snow, Carl’s ninja elf costume, and a burnt turkey that could’ve been used as a doorstop, I’m just trying to survive. The Christmas musical? A total mess. The snowball fight? Complete chaos. And let’s not even talk about the marshmallow-covered tree. But somehow, even with all the craziness, my family made it fun. Maybe next year will be easier... but with a surprise trip to Hawaii on the way, I have a feeling the madness is ...

Every Christmas has its stories — some told around fireplaces, others whispered in snowflakes — but none quite like the year Calvin and his loyal beagle, Pudge, decided to make all their gifts by hand. What started as a simple idea—“Let’s make something special for everyone we love!”—quickly snowballed into glitter explosions, cocoa catastrophes, and heartfelt surprises across Maple Ridge Lane. With Grandpa’s half-finished inventions, Mom’s creative patience, and Pudge’s uncanny ability to get paint on his ears, Calvin learns that the greatest gifts aren’t wrapped at ...

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A Stinky Sleigh Ride: A Fart-Filled Christmas Adventure for Kids and Families; The best Chapter Books For Kids Ages 8–12 Key Features: Hilarious Christmas Comedy for Kids: Packed with laugh-out-loud moments and festive mischief that will make children (and parents!) giggle from start to finish. Heartwarming Holiday Message: A story that celebrates kindness, friendship, and the true spirit of Christmas—mixed with just the right amount of fart-tastic fun. Perfect Christmas Read-Aloud: Ideal for family reading, classroom laughter, or bedtime stories during the holiday season. For Fans of ...

A fresh start, a quirky bookstore, and one very nosy schnauzer... what could possibly go wrong? After a rough divorce, Agatha Royale packs up her vintage Ford Falcon and heads for Bristol Lake, a postcard-perfect town where she inherits her late stepmother’s old bookstore. She plans quiet days filled with coffee, mystery novels, and her loyal dog, Mike. But peace doesn’t last long. When Mike digs up a skeleton in the garden, Agatha’s dream life turns into a real-life whodunit. Between gossiping neighbors, secretive townsfolk, and a detective who thinks she knows too much, Agatha ...

The Avery Diary: My Middle School Crush! A Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12! OMG, my life is a TOTAL rollercoaster right now. First, I thought I liked Jason—the most popular guy in school—so I spent a week trying (and failing) to be cool. Turns out, he likes Taylor, which is great because I might actually like Jake... you know, my old best friend? But how do I tell him without looking like a total dork? Between my little brother Carl’s nonstop pranks, my cat trying to destroy me, and my best friends teasing me, my middle school life is basically a rom-com gone WRONG. Read my diary... but ...

Dive into the action-packed world of Trapped in the Battle Royale, where gaming becomes reality! Follow Jax, a pro gamer, as he’s unexpectedly sucked into his favorite video game, Battle Royale. Now, it’s not just about playing to win—it's about surviving. With the help of the fearless and witty Skye, Jax must learn to fight, build, and outsmart his enemies to claim victory and escape back to the real world. Packed with heart-racing battles, clever strategies, and hilarious banter, this chapter book is perfect for kids who love gaming, adventure, and underdog heroes. Whether you're a ...

"My son has started devouring this series and says he LOVES the books!" Book 8 in the award-winning Wright Cousin Adventures series. Secret bases, missing airplanes, and an unsolved World War 2 mystery! “Jonathan, get us out of here!” The Wright Cousins have their hands full trying to recover not just one, but two airplanes! While visiting the second plane, the cousins discover a new secret lurking deep in Lake Pinecone, far more dangerous than they ever expected! Will all their carefully made plans be wrecked? “This is a fun-filled, family friendly adventure that will appeal to ...

Over 2 million copies sold of the #1 New York Times and Indiebound bestseller! Don’t miss the book behind the major motion picture! In the hilarious and awkward start to this mega-bestselling series, beloved misfit Rafe Khatchadorian takes on his first year of middle school…by breaking all...

Jax thought he left Battle Royale behind for good. But when Skye gets pulled back into the game, there’s only one move left—drop in. Now he’s back in the action, but nothing is the same. The island has been remixed into a massive battlefield packed with wild new locations—Raging River, Wailing Woods, Hot Springs, The Grotto, and The Dog Pound. Cartoon duos, horror skins, and overpowered players fight for loot and survival. And at the center? The Frontman—running a twisted version of the game for his own entertainment. From Drip World’s neon skyline to the chaos of the Rig, Jax ...

Kids who love video games, especially Minecraft, will love the hilarious ‘Game on Boys’ series. Designed to appeal to the heart of any boy or girl with its captivating story lines, whacky illustrations and side-splitting humor, as well as lots of awesome gaming content. They won’t want to put it down. Ryan James is the video game master. Every-one at his school knows it, but there’s a new girl in town who is threatening to steal his thunder. When Mr Higginbottom spawns a new PlayStation competition at the school, she threatens to blitz the competition and she wants to join the PS ...

“Outstanding kid series!” “J-One, come in J-One,” radioed Robert. “I think we’ve found something!” Book 7 in the award-winning Wright Cousin Adventures series! An unusual seaplane, friends threatened by forest fires, and a surprising mountain discovery. The Wright Cousins have come into good fortune and have just inherited an airplane. They have big plans to use it for good and to help solve a mystery in the nearby mountains. Things seem to be going well but someone keeps sabotaging their efforts. When a lightning storm starts hundreds of fires in the mountain range, hikers ...

Book 8 of the international best-selling 8-Bit Warrior series that takes readers inside the journal of Runt, a young Minecraft villager who dares to dream of becoming a Minecraft warrior! “A Minecraft Movie leveled up at the box office, collecting a blockbuster $157 million in its opening...

The Avery Diary: The Lice Outbreak! Hilarious Book for Kids 9-12 When a lice outbreak takes over Avery’s school, things go from bad to downright hilarious. With chaos in the cafeteria, dramatic “lice patrols,” and a queen bee spreading rumors (and maybe bugs), Avery finds herself in the middle of it all. Will she blow the whistle on the mean girl’s not-so-secret scratching? Or can she save the day with her brilliant plan for Anti-Itch Week? From DIY lice detectives (featuring colanders and mayonnaise) to school dances where “scratching moves” steal the show, Avery’s journey is...