Funny Cat

Learn how to persuade cats--the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators--with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times bestselling author of Thank You for Arguing! Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can...

Welcome to Sarah’s Eatery, where the food is to-die-for! Escaping a dreadful marriage and an angry ex-husband, Kylie Berry moves to the small town of Camden Falls, Kentucky, to run her cousin’s café, Sarah’s Eatery. Only one problem: Kylie can’t cook to save her life, and the longtime chef walks out on Kylie’s first day. "Winters will have you giggling into your book!" Answering the call for a new chef, in walks lovely Rachel Summers, a friendly local brownie-addict who immediately gets the job. But when Rachel is found dead a few hours later, all fingers point to Kylie and her ...

Big type, simple words, and bright illustrations will capture your early reader's attention in this fun book featuring an adorable brown cat. This level one reader uses words directly from the Dolch Pre-primer Word List. Perfect for shared reading or those just beginning to read alone. By bestselling author Cindy Bracken.

"A chuckle on every page!"~Reviewer The funny, wild and wacky crime-solving adventures of Kat Smith, a Secret Service Agent turned postmaster sleuth, and her cat Tiki in the tiny town of Ohia, on Maui in Hawaii. Meet colorful characters and solve crimes in a paradise setting you'll never want to leave in this immersive trilogy! "I'm Kat Smith, ex-Secret Service, current Postmaster...and these are my adventures solving crime in the village of Ohia on Maui." gs "This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer

A Hilarious Collection of Cat Humor for Cat Lovers If you believe cats are funny, then this book is made for you. 100 Funny Cat Jokes is a laugh-packed cat jokes book filled with clean, clever humor that celebrates everything we love about cats. From playful wordplay to silly punchlines, these jokes about cats are perfect for kids, adults, and lifelong cat fans. A Funny Cat Book for Kids and the Young at Heart This funny cat book for kids features family-friendly jokes that are easy to read, fun to share, and perfect for young readers. Whether it’s bedtime, road trips, or classroom fun, ...

Our cozy small town on Maui has a new mystery: the suspicious collapse of one of our dearest Red Hat ladies. I’m Kat Smith, former Secret Service, current Postmaster in Ohia on Maui, and this time, my one-eared former feral feline Tiki is helping me find a killer who’s stirred up a real witches’ brew of trouble. All my hot pilot boyfriend Keone and I can do is try to keep up with that crazy cat, and hope we find the perpetrator before anyone else falls prey to a bad cup of tea. “Love this fun series! Strong capable women who have their flaws and hardships but solve their cases with ...

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine...

A viral video. A dead influencer. A cat who knows more than he’s letting on. When a video of Marmalade the cat stealing a croissant goes viral overnight, Elsie Hart’s cozy café is flooded with tourists, reporters, and one very charismatic influencer. But the fame turns deadly when the influencer is found dead in the alley behind the Cosy Cup, and Elsie’s beloved café is at the centre of the storm. As fake reviews flood in and the online narrative spirals, Elsie must untangle a web of small-town secrets, digital extortion, and a silent partner hiding in plain sight. Her only ...

Meow there, cosmic explorers! 🐱✨ Ready to embark on a paw-some journey through the universe? Buckle up your space harnesses, because "Astrophysics for Cats" is about to take you on a wild ride across the cosmos! 🌟 Ever wondered what happens when you mix quantum physics with catnip? Or how black holes relate to the art of napping? This book has all the answers and more! In "Astrophysics for Cats," you'll discover: The Big Bang theory, explained through the ultimate hairball explosion 💥 Dark matter: the universe's invisible cat toy 🎱 How to navigate wormholes like a pro (hint: ...

Welcome to the backwoods, where moonshine, meth, stolen dogs, and bad decisions are just part of the scenery. For Walker, it was supposed to be a simple favor for a friend. Instead, it turned into a week of crazies, hermits, missing mutts, and little old ladies searching for lost love. She said the trip would be easy. Said it was for a good cause. What she forgot to mention was the part about hauling a one-hundred-twenty-pound protection dog and a goat halfway across Arkansas in his van alongside a mystery woman he’d never met. “For your safety,” she told him. Turns out she was right....

"This series is my top reading escape, with colorful characters you care about, a great setting, good mystery plots--and a funny, heartwarming cat!" ~Reviewer "I'm former Secret Service, current Postal Service...and my little town of Ohia on Maui has crime mysteries as wild and crazy as anything I dealt with in DC!" ~Kat Smith, women sleuth, with her cat Tiki at her side to solve whatever comes up on a tiny island in Hawaii. "I hope this series never ends! Favorite cozies of all time." ~Reviewer

A botched jump off the kitchen cabinets activates something Mittens never expected—a SYSTEM interface that tracks her stats, issues quests, and has absolutely no respect for her dignity. When raccoons breach the perimeter, she'll need to level up fast. The problem? Her only available party member is a beagle who thinks "stealth" means barking slightly quieter.

From NY Times and USA Today Bestselling author Josie Litton, writing as J.K. Litton, a wickedly funny cozy romantic mystery for the holidays"A quirky, funny, small town mystery that had me smiling and laughing--" Amazon reader "Loved this story, I could not put it down"--Amazon reader "Intrigue, humor and small town appeal"--Amazon reader "A captivating whodunit, a charming town with quirky characters and a second chance at love"--Amazon reader When Santa turns up dead in his sled during the holiday pageant in the charming Westchester County village of Mulberry Falls, former paralegal ...

☕💍 Welcome to The Berry Home—where the lattes foam, wedding budgets explode, and murder crashes the guest list. 💍☕ Café owner Kylie Berry is drowning in chaos: a million-dollar wedding is taking over her parking lot, elite chefs are stampeding her kitchen, and the regulars are heckling her breakfast like it’s a sport. Then someone falls from the sky... and suddenly the venue is a crime scene. Now Kylie and her best friend Zoey are juggling: suspects with shiny smiles and sharp motives missing evidence and whispered secrets a wedding that refuses to cancel and two very ...

"This series is my favorite new addiction!"~ Reviewer The coconut wireless is always humming in Ohia, Maui—and the latest topic of gossip is me, Kat Smith. I’m Secret Service, not Postal Service—but I feel like a criminal when I’m appointed postmaster to a cozy little village on Maui. Turns out I’ve stolen a well-earned promotion from beloved Auntie Pua Chang, who’s been there forever—when all I want to do is hide out in paradise until the witch hunt to kill my career is over. I haven't been in Ohia a day when Tiki the post office cat brings a prize to my doorstep—a piece of...

She was a Fortune 500 CEO. Now she’s a 10-pound cat in a world that doesn’t even have a stock market. Fortunately, she knows how to build an empire from scratch. Ginger was at the top of the food chain. Literally. As the ruthless CEO of a global conglomerate, she demanded efficiency, synergy, and quarterly growth. But when a mysterious portal swallows her mid-meeting, she wakes up in a chaotic fantasy realm with a severe deficit of logic—and a surplus of things trying to eat her. Trapped in the body of a house cat, Ginger discovers that The Realm is a disorganised mess. The local ...

Something strange is happening at Camp Honmoon. So-min expected a boring summer at camp. Just singing practice, sunshine, and three peaceful weeks away from middle school drama. But the lake has other plans. When campfire songs start echoing back wrong and a chained door begins humming in the middle of the night, So-min and her friends realize something at camp is very wrong. Something that has been waiting a long time to be finished. Now So-min, Mina, Ji-hoon, Brian, and a suspiciously judgmental cat named Princess Meow Destroyer have eighteen days to solve the mystery before Talent Night ...

An alien cat turned me into a superweapon. I was homeless on the streets of Third York when it happened. Then the military arrived and gave me a choice. Enlist or die. The next thing I knew, I was fighting giant robots at the Xenoforce Academy's boot camp. Figuring out superpowers and energy levels was hard enough, but I had to deal with a mind-reading alien princess, a team of gorgeous women, and a femme fatale in charge of the whole operation. Oh, and a galactic conspiracy is threatening all of humanity. It's up to me and my new feline friend to set things right. A civil war's brewing on ...

An oracle who can see the future teams up with the far-too-hot demon from her past to avert catastrophe, in this steamy paranormal romance from the USA Today bestselling author of Zomromcom. Gwen Wexloff might be able to see the future, but not when it matters. Her visions invariably involve...

"This series is my favorite new addiction! I want the Miss Fortune to escape to Maui, too!" ~ Reader My name is Kat Smith, and my new life as postmaster of the tiny town of Ohia on Maui was beginning to settle down. No new dead bodies had turned up for months! And then, the UPS guy spotted a little girl in the window of a house where no child was known to live. My former Secret Service training kicked in. I had to investigate, no matter what Mr. K, my boyfriend, attack cat Tiki, or Aunt Fae said about how far I'd go to find out what happened… to a child who might not even be real. "Pau ...