Funny Bedtime

The Laugh-Out-Loud Library – Funny Stories for Every Mood Welcome to the wackiest library in the world… where nothing makes sense and that’s exactly the point! From homework that hides in the sock drawer to dragons who sneeze fireballs, The Laugh-Out-Loud Library – Funny Stories for Every Mood is a wonderfully weird collection of tales designed to tickle funny bones, twist your imagination, and leave readers (and reluctant readers) rolling on the floor snorting with laughter. Perfect for bedtime, giggle-time, or anytime a child needs a blast of silly fun, this book is packed with ...

Teaching Kids the Importance of Sleep * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * At night when most kids were dozing so deep, Michael could never quite manage to sleep. His mother would read him one book, or two, His father would sing ‘till his face turned blue, All-day Michael ran and played and kicked ball, But then he’d just shrug: “I’m not tired at all.” Real-life issue/Imaginary Tale - Great Lesson! I learned about this cute little rhyming book on FB, and I decided to download it using the kindle app on my phone, and I'm glad that I did. What a fun book to cozy up with a child for a ...

Teach your child patience !!! "You forgot the mail?!?!" The king yelled at the snail. But the snail stayed as calm as could be. He was not afraid of the king, you see. He knew where the gift was; he knew what to do. The monsters learned that patience pays off too. We are all familiar with the phenomenon of children wanting everything "here and now". This story describes just such a situation. I hope you and your children will enjoy it and learn from it. The forest monsters woke up & there was a sign on the tree. They had been invited to the Monster King’s birthday party. Everyone would ...

What if the inventions of the future could do almost anything? A robot dog can become a best friend. A machine can make boring time disappear. A helper can do every chore. A magical chef can create the tastiest dreams. And a Story Machine can tell more stories than anyone could ever count. But sometimes, the most wonderful invention isn't the one that does everything for you. Magical Bedtime Stories: 12 Future Fairy Tales for Kids is a collection of gentle, imaginative bedtime stories for kids ages 4-8, where futuristic gadgets meet everyday childhood adventures. Meet children, robots, ...

Turn anxious nighttime routines into peaceful sleep with funny children's bedtime stories that laugh the worries away. Parents know the struggle of winding down energetic kids, but these joyful, calming audio adventures make transitioning to dreamland effortless. Each tale starts with...

Did you know that storytelling is one of the best parts of a child's bedtime routine? For a lot of parents, getting their child to fall asleep is such a chore. If you're one such parent, then you might be looking for ways to help your little one wind down and get into bed without a fuss. The fact is, all children need a solid bedtime routine to help them relax and fall asleep at night. With a bedtime routine, everything becomes easier. Does your child have such a routine? If not, then it's time to start building one. To help your child fall asleep, you can give them a warm glass of milk, do...

When apples start acting strange in the quiet town of Maplewood, one curious boy and his loyal beagle are about to uncover a mystery no one else can see. Calvin and Pudge in the Angry Apple Mystery is a fun and engaging kids mystery book packed with humor, heart, and just the right amount of suspense for young readers. When a simple trip to the orchard turns into a full-blown investigation, Calvin and Pudge must work together to figure out why the apples have gone from sweet to seriously sour. Perfect as a beginner chapter book, this story blends laugh-out-loud moments with an exciting dog ...

Five Halloween adventures. One curious cat. Plenty of pumpkins, costumes, candy, and laughs! Halloween has arrived in Whiskers’ cozy little village, and everyone’s favorite curious cat is ready for some festive fun! Join Whiskers the Cat and his friends Nutty, Buzzy, and Splash as they chase a runaway pumpkin, survive a hilarious costume mix-up, investigate a mysterious ghost in the pumpkin patch, bounce along on a wobbly Halloween hayride, and follow a trail of missing treats through the village. These five cute and funny short stories are filled with colorful autumn adventures, ...

This isn’t just an audiobook—it’s a journey through 67 short tales filled with giggles, goosebumps, and glowing campfires. Each story blends gentle thrills with laughter, imagination and warmth—creating screen-free moments families will remember for years.

In a world where your child is brimming with excitement about tomorrow's adventures, winding down at the end of the day can pose a unique challenge. This collection of bedtime stories and guided audio meditations is designed to help children of all ages unwind deeply and prepare for a restful sleep.

Tangles has a plan for the perfect Monster Club party. What could possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, actually. The Not-So-Scary Monster Club is throwing its very first clubhouse party, and Tangles the Mummy is determined to make sure every single detail is perfect. He has a checklist for the decorations. A checklist for the snacks. A checklist for the games. He even has a plan for the chairs! But when streamers get tangled, party supplies pile up, his carefully written lists blow across Moonberry Hollow, and a giant party decoration starts to wobble, Tangles discovers that even the best plans ...

Bones has one job. He's a skeleton. He's supposed to scare people. There's just one little problem : Bones isn't scary. No matter how loudly he rattles his bones, how dramatically he jumps out, or how frighteningly he tries to look, nobody seems afraid of him. Then, just when Bones is starting to wonder if he'll ever fit in, something strange happens at Moonbeam Graveyard. A skeleton has disappeared. Strange footprints lead beneath the graveyard. A mysterious darkness is spreading. And soon, Halloween itself begins to lose its magic. With the help of an unexpected new friend, Bones follows ...

Discover a heartwarming dog adventure filled with friendship, laughter, loyalty, and unforgettable moments in Dog Diaries: The Secret Life of a Happy Pup. Perfect for kids, families, animal lovers, and dog enthusiasts of all ages, this charming illustrated style story invites readers into the world of Buddy, a joyful and curious pup who sees every ordinary day as an exciting adventure. From backyard expeditions and squirrel mysteries to cozy rainy afternoons and touching moments with his loving family, Buddy’s diary is packed with humor, warmth, and valuable life lessons about kindness, ...

Ruffles wants the biggest werewolf howl in Moonberry Hollow. There’s just one tiny problem… Every time he tries to howl, all that comes out is: “Yip!” Ruffles the Werewolf has been practicing for the annual Moonlight Howl, and this year he is determined to sound just like the other young werewolves. He tries dramatic poses. He tries deep breaths. He tries buckets, barrels, cardboard tubes, and even a pillow fort. But no matter what he does… “Yip!” Ruffles starts to wonder if his little howl is something to be embarrassed about. Then, during the Moonlight Howl celebration, ...

The first book in the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place—the acclaimed and hilarious Victorian mystery series by Maryrose Wood, perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and Trenton Lee Stewart—has a brand-new look. Discovered in the forest of Ashton Place, the Incorrigibles are no ordinary...

This Bedtime Stories for Kids has it all! Each tale mixes mindfulness and meditation research with expertly crafted children's tales to encourage your child to let their imagination run wild while re-establishing a connection to the present. Three distinct calming background selections are available for each enthralling tale, allowing you to tailor the experience to your child's tastes.

Calvin wasn't supposed to be on a spaceship. He definitely wasn't supposed to be heading to Venus. But when you're nine years old, brilliant at hiding, and have a dog like Pudge, anything is possible. Join Calvin and Pudge as they accidentally stow away on Starhopper 9, meet a crew of quirky space travelers, and discover the greatest surprise of all—friendly aliens who wave back. With pancakes, paw prints, and peanut butter medals along the way, this out-of-this-world adventure will leave young readers laughing, wide-eyed, and ready for more. Perfect for ages 5–12, Deep Space Trouble is...

Things can never be the same again. The Spook and his apprentice, Thomas Ward, have returned to the county after a long journey and a hard battle. But their troubles are far from over. Their home has been over-run by enemy soldiers. The Spook's house is in ruins, the boggart protecting it has...

AUDIOBOOK INCLUDES TWO EXTRA STORIES AND A CAREFULLY CURATED LIST OF EXQUISITE BABY NAME SUGGESTIONS...! Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children... In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red...

Halloween is full of strange noises, mysterious houses, unexpected visitors and stories that are much more fun when the lights are low. The Halloween Story Vault brings together 13 original spooky adventures for kids ages 6 - 10. Meet children who discover strange Halloween secrets, mysterious costumes, unusual ghosts, impossible doors, curious pumpkins, disappearing memories, and nights that don't always behave the way they should. Some stories are funny. Some are mysterious. Some are just spooky enough to make you look twice at the hallway before turning off the light. Inside you'll find:...