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Warmly narrated by Christian Coulson with atmospheric music and sound design,this audiobook offers listeners a gentle and reflective listening experience. From the author and illustrator of the international bestseller Big Panda and Tiny Dragon comes a beautifully illustrated exploration into...

Hello, I’m Tangelo. I’m cute, I’m orange, and I love nothing more than a good ribbon tangle. Or any tangle, really. Unfortunately, my family of two-legs doesn’t always appreciate my creations. Well, they don’t understand art like I do, do they!? Just imagine, my biggest and best creation and the mum two-legs says, “Tangelo, you naughty kitty, what have you done?” Hey, what did she expect after accidentally shutting me in a room full of Christmas decorations? Ok, ok, I admit. I sneaked in. But honestly, what kitty could resist such temptation? Certainly not this tangle-loving ...

Now presenting seven Scaredy Squirrel adventures in one audiobook collection! The Scaredy Squirrel Collection includes: Scaredy Squirrel Scaredy Squirrel Makes a Friend Scaredy Squirrel at the Beach Scaredy Squirrel at Night Scaredy Squirrel Has a Birthday Party Scaredy Squirrel Goes Camping...

'Stand-up comedy raised me. It taught me all the skills I need for life, except tax accounting.' 'Very, very funny - a great read' Gary Davies, The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show 'Riveting' Daily Mail 'An utterly sincere guide for people to achieve bigger things in life' Guardian Cheaper than...

She was a beautiful woman, slender and toned—the kind of woman who had a closet dedicated just for her shoes. But she was in Benjamin Kalico’s office, and she was unmistakably dead. Deemed a person of interest and barred from investigating the unidentified woman’s murder, Kalico is gratified when Austin’s historic Parrot Hotel hires him to stop a jewel thief who is victimizing its guests. However, confronting pilfering guests, chasing escaped parakeets, and monitoring numerous special events leave him little time to narrow his suspect list. “The poor boy needs our help,” ...

In the fourth installment of Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris’s New York Times-bestselling series our heroes—First Cat, LOZ 4000, and the Moon Queen— encounter Captain Babybeard and his crew of swashbuckling pirates. After Captain Babybeard steals a treasure map from the Queen of the Moon, the...

There’s trouble at St. Catherine’s Catholic Academy for Girls: a nun’s figure is burned in effigy on All Saint’s Day, the new Head of School is receiving threatening notes, and pranks are disrupting the scholastic calm of the prestigious, Austin private school. Much of the activity could be dismissed as teenage high jinks; however, the school’s treasured statue of St. Catherine of Siena is being held hostage. “Heaven save me from teenage girls,” moans detective, Benjamin Kalico when he joins forces with Emelia Winterjoy to stop the mischief and find the statue. Although ...

Self-help meets memoir in this deeply insightful, fascinating and entertaining audiobook about happiness by one of the country's most treasured comedians. *A memoir and self-help manual by one of the country's most treasured comedians - for anyone who feels stuck in a rut but doesn't have the...

A dazzling movie premiere, a glittering after party replete with dancing, Texas hill country wines and appetizer: it was a perfect evening for Kalico and friends—except for the discovery of a body. The victim is a person no one seems to have liked, including Emelia Winterjoy’s neighbor, Nancy MacLeod. When Nancy is implicated in the murder, the search to find the killer begins. The problem: too many suspects. The investigation expands throughout the wine country, leading the detective and friends ever deeper into danger.

Fed Up: A Kalico Detective Agency Mystery. Working with the FBI on a missing child case promises to be good for Benjamin Kalico’s career but hard on his personal life. However, he vows to follow clues wherever they may take him. When his investigation leads to murder, he begins to suspect that the Feds may not be on the up and up. Why is he being followed? Why is his house under surveillance? Still, reuniting a family takes precedence as he moves farther into danger. Although he misses the assistance of Miss Winterjoy and friends, he is relieved that they are safe. After their adventure ...

Named a Best Book of the Year by The Washington Post “A definitive and ideal biography—pound for pound, one of the sleekest and most judicious I’ve ever read.” —The New York Times A critical darling, Crumb is the first biography of Robert Crumb—one of the most profound and...

Philanthropist, Millicent Smythe-Durban retreated to the tower rooms of her West Austin mansion after a family tragedy. Tired of her self-imposed exile, she calls old friend, Emelia Winterjoy, with a heartfelt request: serve as her intermediary with detective Benjamin Kalico to solve a long, cold case, clear the Durban name, and free her from her self-imposed exile. Max Sheraton hires the Kalico Detective Agency to recover a stolen family heirloom, a Scottish chest or kist and its more valuable contents: a camera that may have belonged to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and one of the Cottingley ...

The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of The Pale King, David Foster Wallace's final and most ambitious undertaking - an audacious and hilarious look into the abyss of ordinary life. Read by the actor Robert Petkoff. The agents at the IRS Regional Examination Centre in Peoria, IL...

Hello, I’m Star. I’m smart, I’m green, and I love nothing more than collecting beautiful objects and hiding them in my secret lair. Unfortunately, my family of two-legs doesn’t always appreciate my hobby. Well, they don’t understand the art of collecting like I do, do they!? Just imagine, I take one little ornament from the Christmas tree and the mum two-legs says, “Star! You naughty cat!” Hey, do they really expect me to leave all the purrfect shiny thingies on the tree? Ok, ok, I admit. I could try leaving them alone. But honestly, what kitty could resist such temptation? ...

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From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times-bestselling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas. Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace on earth and goodwill toward all. But not for Lewis Black...

Very evil…very funny A lethal joyride into today’s new breed of technogeeks, Douglas Coupland’s new novel updates Microserfs for the age of Google. Ethan Jarlewski and five co-workers are bureaucratically marooned in JPod, a no-escape architectural limbo on the fringes of a massive...

Heads up, DOG MAN lovers! Watch out, readers of BAD GUYS! Robotic dog AWESOME DOG 5000 is back in his third action-packed adventure! Evil Cat vs. Awesome Dog! Get ready to meet Awesome Dog's number one fan--Tina Tinkerwith. Tina's an obsessed toy designer who'll stop at NOTHING to get close to...

Hello, I’m Tippytoes. I’m magical, I’m yellow, and I love nothing more than a good magical spell. Unfortunately, my spells don’t always listen to me. Well, I’m only a fairy in training at the moment, you know?! Just imagine, while helping my fairy teacher, I sneeze a magical snowflake into a tree and the entire room erupts into a snowstorm.” Hey, I couldn’t have known that my teeny tiny sneeze would react to the spell my fairy teacher cast earlier, could I? Ok, ok, I admit. I was admiring the magical Christmas tree. But honestly, what kitty could resist such temptation? ...

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀! Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes -...