Let’s be honest: if you’ve ever pulled back your own face in the mirror and thought, “Yes, this—this is the look,” you’re not alone. This week, Tyler and Andrew saddle up to dissect thread lifting, a procedure that sounds like it belongs in a sewing kit but actually involves barbed wires in your cheeks. Yes, really. If that sounds horrifying, don’t worry—Andrew explains it with the reassuring calm of a man who has definitely put more threads into people than a conspiracy subreddit.

We also talk Botox pricing structures that might be secretly screwing you over (spoiler: “per area” pricing is the Wild West of aesthetics), why “dose to effect” is the gospel injectors should be preaching, and how filler migration isn’t the ghost story you’ve been led to believe—it’s often just a tale of lazy technique. And then, in the grand finale, Tyler gleefully exposes Andrew’s complete incompetence with drywall, rice, and… temperature?

So whether you’re a curious patient, a seasoned injector, or just someone who wants to hear a professional doctor flail wildly when asked how to cook a steak, this episode has it all.

Links & Notes

• Learn more about Dr. Andrew Dargie’s Botox Course

• (00:00) - Welcome to Botox Cowboys
• (00:53) - Cowboy Wisdom
• (04:30) - Learning the Ropes: Thread Lifting
• (11:20) - No Bull
• (15:33) - Andrew's Adulting Quiz

This week, Andrew and Tyler saddle up and ride straight into the collagen-stimulating sunset of biostimulants — the third horseman in the Holy Trinity of cosmetic work (alongside botox and HA fillers). What are they? Why do they sound like something you feed plants? Are they the skincare equivalent of taking your vitamins or injecting your face with hope and regret? All these questions — and more — are answered with the enthusiasm of two guys who’ve done more than just read the packaging.

Andrew breaks down the differences between Radiesse and Sculptra, while Tyler reacts in real time, somewhere between “intrigued” and “ready to pass out from the cannula.”

The duo also dives into a no-holds-barred segment on what men really think about aesthetic procedures in women. Spoiler: “duck lips” are out, natural beauty is in, and overfilled cheeks will have you looking like the villain from Saw. Somewhere, a filler injector with no soul is quietly crying into their 17th syringe.

And in a surprise twist, the episode wraps up with the promise of a future skincare deep-dive, because apparently, everyone has skin ... everyone.

So buckle up! Whether you’re a beauty junkie, a bull-riding Botox virgin, or just here to laugh at the word “elastin,” botox COWBOYS is ready to inject some knowledge into your auditory canals.

Links & Notes

• Learn more about Dr. Andrew Dargie’s botox Course

• (00:00) - Welcome to botox COWBOYS
• (12:40) - No Bull!