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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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 Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!251327 Arte Ciencias Sociales Relaciones
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  • It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

    It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816
    Jun 25 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t wait! Make your outdoor space your dream oasis TODAY with Wayfair, and enjoy it all summer long. Head to http://Wayfair.com right now to shop a huge outdoor selection. This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves. Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 816 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya 00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work 00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom 00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows 00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN 00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle! 00:57:56 - The Black Segment 00:59:49 - TikToks 01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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  • A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

    A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815
    Jun 18 2025
    Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. Get started at https://factormeals.com/YMH50OFF and use code YMH50OFF to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/momshouse It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton! We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet. Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay. Your Mom’s House Ep. 815 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy 00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff 00:28:16 - Sinners 00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings 01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 01:14:17 - TikToks 01:19:37 - Red Lobster 01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 29 m
  • Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814

    Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814
    Jun 11 2025
    Make sure to watch Steph Tolev’s new Netflix special Filth Queen releasing June 24th! SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. No matter what your summer brings: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to http://LIQUIDIV.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience. The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in. Your Mom’s House Ep. 814 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test 00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine 00:26:47 - Clip: Break It 00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups 00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves 00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals 00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns 01:02:49 - All Bricked Up 01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me 01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima 01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo 01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h y 31 m
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