To think that this, or any episode of WWITM, may not have ever happened had their childhood holiday mishaps had rather more negative outcomes, but Jake and Henning are survivors so are here to talk about 'Holidays'. Henning isn't much for them while Jake loves going on holiday almost as much as going home.

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Jake & Henning are back to take on the subject of 'Globes' and we learn a lot in what is being hailed as "the best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far" by some of the greatest producers in audio and radio. We learn the Jake owns a large part of Saturn and of a time travel mix-up down under, and that Henning has very little to offer when Jake enquires about gravity. Yes, Globes! Whether planets, theatres or golden film awards, we have them partially covered.

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"The best episode of WoodWehn in the Membrane so far"

- Simon Crosse, Podcast Producer*

*credits include WoodWehn in the Membrane

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It's woodwehn.com

...And 'Hope' is the topic of this episode of WWITM as Jake & Henning chat around the topic and try to decide whether it is a good or a bad thing. In between Henning takes us to a religious escapade near Euston station while Jake says that as an Arsenal fan it is, indeed, the hope that kills you.

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Jake is applying for French citizenship so knee-deep in paperwork, but not too bust to spend 25 minutes talking to Henning about Mountains. The German Comedy Ambassador and former ski tour guide is surprisingly knowledgable about mountains, although he was responsible for the off piste near death of several Germans, but we can look back on it now and have a good laugh.

Henning also makes a decent stab at answering Jake's question "What is the best thing to do if you get caught in an avalanche?" and there is a brief tour, with mountain heights, of the Lake District from the back-on-Eastenders star.

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In this episode the German Comedy Ambassador tries eagerly to pry into Jake's bank account while the actor reveals there is no parity in the earning power of Eastenders stars. It's all a bit awkward as money is one of the things that you just don't talk about but the boys mange to do so for nearly 25 minutes.

Taxes, health care, the stock market and gambling, all the fun stuff, is here.

There is a very long pregnant pause though so it would have been a bit shorter had Henning responded quicker after Jake's statement that the "Euro is bollocks"

Next time...it's Mountains.

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Henning and Jake return and TABLES are the subject, although there is really very little about tables after all. They are sitting at one though when they record this podcast.

On this episode, Henning is quick to point out the flaws in communism and Jake may have rumbled one of Britains most famous psychics. Neither have much to do with tables as such, but have a listen and see if you can figure out how they got there.

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Discover why Henning has 20,000 pens at home and how Jake invents the new word "JimmyCarrish" as the boys discuss PENS.

The German Comedy Ambassador and Actor will be back with another topic next week, we are not sure off the subject yet but Money and Mountains are on the table. And so are Tables.

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Yes, lights! The chaps are back to discuss...lights! It soon occurs to them there is not much to discuss so this topic is dealt with slickly and efficiently. We discover that one of our hosts lives curtainless and that lights are quite important when performing stand up comedy. Also that there is a profession where someone comes to your home to design your own personal lighting. And there is more discussion on LED lights than in your average podcast.

The subject next week might be Mountains...not sure yet...maybe you can suggest a one-word topic on our social media.

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