Why does hair turn gray?

We didn’t ask for this, but here we are squinting at our own reflection, spotting those sneaky strands of gray hair we swear weren’t there yesterday.

Today, we go straight to the source. “Was it the taxes? The group chats? The gluten?”
We point fingers. We call names. And we make peace with whatever’s happening up there…

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