"Who T.F. is Ned Schneebly!?"

In this chaotic-yet-charming Episode 38, we kick things off with a tribute to legendary athletes who wore the number 38—because why not? Xavi comes in hot with the stats, but then immediately loses all credibility by admitting he's never seen School of Rock. Yes, we gasped too.

From there, we celebrate April 21st's very real National Days, including Big Word Day (where we fake sounding smart) and Surprise Drug Test Day.

We throw in some rapid-fire sports reactions from the past week, keeping it spicy and mildly inaccurate, and then Xavi dons his metaphorical wrestling singlet to break down the body-slamming madness of WrestleMania 41.

To close things out, we each carve out our personal "Mount Rushmore" of historically important figures from the last century—so expect a mix of brilliance, chaos, and one very questionable pick.

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