Who Stole the Cheese?!

In this Escape Bite, your co-hosts compete to come up with the best story that answers the question: Who stole the cheese?! Turns out, A LOT of people do. Cheese is actually the “most stolen food” in the world, according to a Yahoo News article published in April 2025.

Resources & Links

• The Tastiest Crime: Why Cheese is the Most Stolen Food in the World
• Philadelphia Cheese Masturbator Arrested
• Cheese Masturbator Receives Probation
• Swiss Cheese Pervert Faces New Allegations
• Fourth Victim of Cheese Pervert Comes Forward
• Pagano Faces Further Charges
• Pagano Arrested at His Home
• Police Search for Alleged Swiss Cheese Pervert
• Serial Masturbator Faces New Charges
• Swiss Cheese Pervert Caught
• The Swiss Cheese Pervert Breaks His Silence

Source/Philadelphia Police Department

Mayfair Town Watch/for PhillyVoice

• https://www.rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/people/serial-shoplifter-jailed-for-four-months-after-targeting-same-store-4616037
• https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-news/doncaster-thief-targeted-same-shop-29389961
• Explanation of “on licence”
• https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/sarah-connor-doncaster-prolific-shoplifter-jailed-for-ignoring-ban-from-city-centre-stores-4886803

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