What if we gave The Doctor the most beautiful hair in all the land? Could that revive the show in the mid-90s? Only one way to find out!

The first question... the question that must never be answered... hidden in plain sight... The question you've been running from all your life: Can Zach cross his eyes?

Everybody climb inside Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle with Porridge and Impresario Webley! .....what the hell am I talking about?

Today we learn a very important lesson that we can take into our everyday lives: red is cured by green.

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get the center of a TARDIS? Let's find out!

It occurs to me as I write this description... I don't think anyone ever actually hides in this episode. I mean, the Crooked Man hides his lower jaw, but I don't think that counts!

Yo, dawg, I heard you liked Cold Wars, so we put a Cold War on in a cold war place during the cold war so The Doctor and a Martian can Cold War while they Cold War.

Praise the sun! And feed him your most dramatic of monologues in the hopes that you can keep riding Space Mountain: Ghost Galaxy!