Where There's Smoke, There's Ryan

Ryan cooks up a steamer of an episode with his hottest tidbit yet: cooking is simply not worth it. From the time wasted on busy prepwork to the unwinnable war against any chef's most dangerous enemy (a pot of boiling water), this recipe might just convince you to hang up the apron for good. Sponsored by the highly anticipated and slightly demeaning sequel to 'Simon Says', 'Simon Side-Comments'.