What Sucks About New Agey Shit

While you're listening to this episode, picture this woman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X51dmedb5lQ Yep, sometimes you have roll the dice and bet against unicorn warfare retribution, fuck you 2020. This is the text conversation my producer and I had after sharing this super grounded video. I mean it's basically a scientific documentary... Producer: Oh. My. God. That's incredible. Just touching the book brings unicorns into your life. First, I'm clearly reading the wrong books. Second, I wonder how many of those people have gotten gored due to improper unicorn horn handing. Heather: Lmao! you just put a Unicorn band-aid on it and the wound heals immediately. 🦄🦄🦄 But you have to recite the mantra. The cost is a meager $1,899. So affordable. Producer: I'm in the wrong business Are you ready to change your life? https://heatherwestmoreland.com/appointments