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  • S3 Episode 74: Listener Questions, Mount Rushmore, Milkshakes & Misadventures
    Nov 17 2025

    In Season 3, Episode 74 of Welcome to The Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into one of the funniest listener-question episodes yet. From PSAS and breast augmentation “research,” to Greg’s Mount Rushmore of comedy and Andy’s Mount Rushmore of legendary sound engineers, nothing is off-limits in this rapid-fire Q&A fueled entirely by loyal listener Ricky.

    Greg shares outrageous stories from the comedy circuit—including the night Tommy Chong missed his cue because he was getting high behind a dumpster—and explains why orange milkshakes may turn him into a human vibrator. Andy reveals the behind-the-board world of live mixing, the concerts he’ll never walk out on, and why he will never do stand-up (despite Greg’s best efforts).

    This episode is classic Suburbs: irreverent, warm, weird, and occasionally educational.

    🎧 Send your questions to: thesuburbspodcast@gmail.com

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    21 m
  • S:3 Episode 73: Hippie Water, Auto-Brewery Syndrome, and the Dredge of Society
    Nov 3 2025

    Dr. Bob joins Andy and Greg in The Suburbs for an unexpectedly educational deep dive into cannabis-infused drinks, bizarre medical mysteries, and why armadillos might be the next big Indiana problem. From auto-brewery syndrome and tetanus shots to Swedish fish with THC, the guys keep the laughs coming while learning just enough to be dangerous.

    Then Greg wraps up with a lake house confession involving a trash pump, a Rural King return, and an employee who forgot she was on the clock. It’s a perfectly suburban blend of humor, science, and questionable life hacks.


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    20 m
  • S 3: EP 72: Haunted Hosts, Hot Guests & Heavy Metal: Life in the Suburbs
    Oct 20 2025

    Halloween season hits the suburbs, and things are heating up—literally.

    Andy recounts the infamous Airbnb “heatwave” that nearly melted his five-star rating. Forget the fact these were house guests. Greg flashes back to his childhood drive-in days before diving headfirst into a pop-metal concert that leaves him surrounded by college kids, mosh pits, and existential questions.

    They also cover:

    • Haunted houses and “Here Come the Gummies”
    • Ripple Suites’ mysterious new tenant, “Jenny on the Spot”
    • Why Florida insists on keeping buildings ice-cold
    • A Fox Hollow Murders grocery-store encounter that gets way too personal

    Suburban life, nostalgia, and absolute nonsense—it’s all here in Season 3, Episode 72.


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    21 m
  • Skeletons, THC Loopholes, and the ‘Dear No Name’ Letter
    Oct 6 2025

    Fall has arrived (sort of), and Andy and Greg are back with a fresh mix of suburban stories and tangents. In Episode 71, they cover:

    • Giant skeletons, over-the-top yard displays, and where exactly you store a 10-foot Grim Reaper
    • The mysterious loophole that lets THC drinks hit Indiana liquor store shelves while everything else stays off-limits
    • Greg’s billing fiasco with “Dear No Name” and a customer service rep who thinks mailing it fixes everything
    • Dogs, dentists, sleep doctors, and the fine art of making sense of nonsense

    From absurd Halloween clutter to real-life healthcare head-shakers, it’s another ride through the laughs and frustrations of suburban life.


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    20 m
  • Season 3 Episode 70: From Lingles to Les Paul: Jingles, Guitars & Lost Innocence
    Sep 22 2025

    Andy and Greg kick off fall with laughter, nostalgia, and a brand-new Roslyn Retreat jingle that turns into an unexpected recording adventure. Greg shares the hilarious story of conquering his fear of singing, stepping into the studio, and discovering the difference between a “jingle” and a “lingle.”

    From late-night paranoia catchphrases like “bringing living room,” to tales of million-dollar guitars hidden under farmers’ beds, to softcover porn books disguised as history class reading material—this episode blends music, memory, and mischief in true Suburbs style.

    Oh, and yes, we’re taking mailbag questions now—so send yours to thesuburbspodcast@gmail.com.


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    19 m
  • S3 EP: 69 Stuffed Chicken Thighs, Driveway Disasters & Broad Ripple Stories
    Sep 8 2025

    From stuffed chicken thighs and cereal-for-dinner debates to Broad Ripple driveways, short-term rental surprises, and HVAC scams — Andy and Greg are back with another laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs.

    In Episode 69, the guys swap stories about managing rentals, neighbor drama, “quick response” QR code revelations, and even how to choose the perfect stripper name. You’ll hear about unexpected guest check-ins, a DIY grocery run gone wrong, and the infamous 44th repair item at the Broad Ripple Suites.

    As always, expect a mix of hilarious suburban storytelling, life lessons, and plenty of unexpected detours.

    Subscribe, share, and laugh along with us — because life’s too short not to find the humor in the chaos.


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    19 m
  • S 3 Ep 68 Owls, Fox Hollow & Fear of Heights
    Aug 25 2025

    Andy and Greg kick off Season 3, Episode 68 with a chilling dive into the Fox Hollow murders—creepy mannequins, strange obsessions, and suburban horror. From there, things take flight (literally) with owl stories, tree-climbing misadventures, and cliffside panic at Havasupai Falls. Add in some neighborhood oddities, HOA hilarity, and family stories that blur the line between truth and tall tale, and you’ve got another ride through the suburbs that’s equal parts eerie, funny, and all too real.


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    20 m
  • S: 3 EP: 67 - Bathtub Spaghetti, Haunted Houses & People Magazine Mysteries
    Aug 11 2025

    In Season 3, Episode 67 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg wade into the deep end of summer with a mix of the bizarre, the spooky, and the hilariously mundane. From a comedy club condo with a bathtub full of spaghetti to neighborhood ghost sightings, no story is too strange.

    They unravel the tale of a mysteriously locked door, a little girl apparition, and even a ghostly grandma. The guys also tackle the pressing issue of missing People magazines, postal service adventures, and the curious world of “Gaylords” (the warehouse kind).

    Rounding things out are hot takes on Cirque du Soleil, zombie house flipping, and the fine art of scripted spontaneity.


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    20 m