Weapons — starring Julia Garner, Josh Brolin

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🎙️ Episode 9 — Weapons 🔪🍫🪞
No, you didn’t miss Episode 8.5 — that’s Freakier Friday, and technically it dropped inside this very episode. You’ll see.

Here’s the gist: two hosts watched Weapons. One host… did not.
Instead, Ethan — our boy, our chaos goblin 🐒 — showed up hungover and tried to flip the script into a Freakier Friday review.

This was funny for about thirty seconds. Then it spawned a new and henceforth unbreakable Ratings First Law: You must watch the movie before you talk about it. 📜⚖️

Love you, Ethan.

Weapons is the new horror instant-classic from Beer McKegger 🍺🔪. Justin adored it so much he dropped his second Perfect 10 💯, claiming with a straight face it belongs in the same breath as Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Citizen Kane, and Lawrence of Arabia.

Brandon? His feelings were… a little more complicated 😬. And after Ethan poked the bear 🐻, the bear went full scorched-earth — issuing on-air suspensions, vetoing scores, and calling out the insanity in real time.

It’s chaotic. It’s petty. It’s maybe one of our funniest episodes yet. Also, surprise — it’s a secret bonus Freakier Friday episode.

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