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We're stuck in the Festive Taint, so here are a few songs to help you deal with your perineal bewilderment...

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It's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaaaas... 'Tis the season for the middle order collapse. smuggling dead relatives onto planes and forcing yourself to eat small green vegetables for some unknown reason...

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Bad times in Hollywood, the vaccine WAS bloody safe, so ner, fractious boxing weigh-ins and aging Royals tilting at windmills...

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Awkward Christmas traditions, invasive legislation, our would-be fascist overlords and the importance of giving them the finger...

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What the Dickens? Politics for sale (again), ABBA doing Elvis and the return of the biggest tongue on television...

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The return of David Cameron, K-Pop robots, Spies, Refugees and a proposed Independent Scotland anthem...

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Beatly budget day, the snow is falling, the COVID enquiry points yet more fingers and farewell to a bass legend...

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England v France, England v Australia, Welsh Mammoths and Trump is coming for the Beeb...

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