We Finished the Old Testament!

Cue the confetti: we officially wrapped the Old Testament—and yes, we took a moment of celebratory silence (not prayer… obviously) before plotting what’s next. This one’s an on-air planning sesh where we celebrate the milestone and lay out how we’ll untangle the Bible’s utterly bonkers ordering—because the OT you grew up with is the same content as the Hebrew Bible, just shuffled by theology and tradition rather than history.

We break down Tanakh = Torah + Nevi’im + Ketuvim (law, prophets, writings) and how that structure differs from the Christian OT flow—and why Christians deliberately ordered theirs to “bridge to Jesus.” Translation: editorial choices > chronology. We also map the extra books many folks never read—Tobit, Judith, Wisdom, Sirach, Baruch, 1–2 Maccabees (plus add-ons to Daniel & Esther), with Orthodox flavors like 3 Maccabees and an extra Psalm—before we decide how to slot them along a sane historical timeline.

The plan: start next week with a tight Pentateuch timeline pass (Genesis, Job, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy), then keep marching chronologically while weaving in the Apocrypha where it actually belongs. Minimal recap, maximum clarity, and yes—“chronology next week.”

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📌 Topics Covered:

• Finishing the Old Testament and why we’re not sprinting into the NT just yet.
• Tanakh 101: Torah / Nevi’im / Ketuvim and why order ≠ history.
• Deuterocanon/Apocrypha adds (Tobit → 3 Maccabees) and where they’ll land in our timeline.
• Chronology fix: placing Judges/Kings/Chronicles without whiplash.
• Next steps: Pentateuch flyover to kick off the series.
• Community notes: live on Discord Tuesdays; Patreon boosts our pace.

💬 Best Quote from the Episode:

“Y' all made such a mess of this Bible. Omg. I have to come in here and clean this up now.”

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