"We Don't Like to Generalize Here; BUT..."

In this episode of Sit, Talk, and Listen, we're back with more hot takes than a summer sidewalk as we dive into the world of soccer rivalries. Special guest Brendan joins us to guide us through our final “Best Sports Rivalries” Mount Rushmore — the big guns of soccer (or futbol, depending on where you're sitting). Messi vs. Ronaldo? You bet! Real Madrid vs. Barcelona? Absolutely. But wait, we also dig into today's National Day, March 31st, because who doesn't love celebrating obscure holidays (spoiler: there are a few too many of them).

We then take a detour for a bit of tales from the server's table as Xavi dishes out the kind of behind-the-scenes stories that you definitely won't find on Yelp. Think of it as your personal tour of the chaos that is serving… but with more sauce.

And for those of you missing out on Rob's antics, don't worry! He breaks down his recent gig AND gets caught up on all things WWE, from the epic to the utterly ridiculous.

So grab your earphones, sit back, and let us know in the comments where you stand on our soccer rivalry rankings (no, seriously, we're dying to know). Enjoy the show, and don't forget to rate us five stars or, you know, do your best “heel turn” and leave us a not-so-great review. But please make it funny.