Episodios

  • 210: The Virgin
    Jul 16 2025

    I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.


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    30 m
  • 209: The Lion
    Jul 9 2025

    I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.


    [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Taylor Michaels as Chance


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    32 m
  • I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now!
    Jul 5 2025

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    2 m
  • 208: The Crab
    Jul 2 2025

    I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.


    [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Ben Rowe as Felix Mike


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    47 m
  • 207: The Twins
    Jun 25 2025

    Corrections are a messy, messy business.


    [Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    Jess Syrat as Flash

    Steve Anzalone as Eagle


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    32 m
  • 206: The Bull
    Jun 18 2025

    You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.


    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]


    CREDITS:

    David Ault as Outlaw Ty

    Taylor Michaels as Chance


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    38 m
  • 205: The Ram
    Jun 11 2025

    God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.


    CREDITS:

    JustJenah as Skinner

    Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia


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    35 m
  • The Ballad Of Season 17
    Jun 10 2025

    Season 18 starts tomorrow.


    LYRICS:

    Well, we didn’t know everyone who got edited

    Mikey was part CANNONBALL

    And when he killed Mike on the way to his home

    No one noticed ‘cuz mike was just gone

    Then back at base Edgar needed a strategy

    To tell the edits apart

    So he and Ryan were using the Stinky

    Device, everyone was alarmed


    And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

    Is lining up the pieces in a row

    He’s setting everything up just so

    He’ll get to the finish line, steady and slow


    Chance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprised

    And Ty-Troy lends Stinky a hand

    They lead him down to the containment wing

    Where they subsequently banish him

    They go their separate ways looking for Mike and now

    Stinky’s face-to-face with Tex

    A brawl breaks out, his leg is a goner

    He doesn’t know what’s coming next


    And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

    Is lining up the pieces in a row

    He’s catching up on his favorite show

    While he drives to the distance, steady and slow


    Meanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festive

    A yacht has been spotted at sea

    And when they storm the place, they see a familiar face

    Felix is dead as can be

    Stinky wakes up and he has been abandoned

    A Leg is sewn into his stump

    He knows that Nobody’s lurking inside him

    But Bluster arrives and picks him up


    And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know

    Is lining up the pieces in a row

    He disconnects Nobody so that

    The plan can go forward, steady and slow


    Stinky and Michael fly down the highway

    Charlissa and Ryan pop in

    Stinky’s surprised, but when they arrive

    They say they are looking for him

    This is a piece of Michael’s grand scheme

    The edited folks make their way

    Down to the containment wing where he

    Disconnects Nobody, sends him on his way


    With disconnectivity in tow

    Nobody’s plan begins to grow

    He heads back to the start, ready to go

    To cut off his arm, steady and slow


    Back at the beginning, Nobody is playing

    WOE.BEGONE once again

    The phone call goes off without much of a hitch

    Michael provides arms for his plan

    But Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the path

    When Roger shows up with the pig

    He isn’t innocent, what does he know

    He’s involving himself in this thing


    So when Stinky finally comes to

    Inside the body he once knew

    Nobody’s got one challenge left to go

    He’s been playing the game, steady and slow


    While Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prize

    And taken the device from him

    He wants revenge for his father from Ty,

    Who Roger thinks got his dad killed

    They take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R.

    Stinky steals back what is his

    He learns a life lesson inside the diner

    And now he is ready for this


    So when they arrive at Matt's house

    Stinky’s ready to go out

    But when he makes his sacrifices known

    Anne takes him away, steady and slow


    Is Stinky stuck in the future?

    Will Anne help Base rebuild?

    There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll know

    At the end of the season, steady and slow.



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