We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos.

Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be posted soon

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Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟，以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色，还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症？ Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://deshunyuan.en.made-in-china.com/product/FmCURxQlRYpg/China-Filtration-Reducer-for-Oil-Base-Mud-and-Drilling-Fluid.html

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This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou

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Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom

Unpasteurized sauce is coming back and you can only buy it in Syracuse. No cardinals believe in God. Joey's World Tour has returned to the Earth as a computer and it lets you have homemade Titanic.

St. Louis is Pi City. Sorry to anyone who is sick of hearing about Jelly Roll giving his wife a dutch oven while she spits out kidney stones like an octorok and about all their bottom half shower style lovemaking that ruins a mattress so bad it looks like you got eaten out by a giant squid and you have to put it on the curb like a used Steven Tyler Seat

🎼Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

Detroit natives call it Northeast Chiraq. Two bags of sand are homemade tits. ER is worse than The Pitt. The show Power is best watched through YouTube Shorts. I can be your American boy and I love you pickle.

Thunder Bay is actually called Peaceful Bay but they call it Thunder Bay because of the gunshots. They also call it Thiraq or Arctic Chiraq and Duluth is North North Chiraq because North Chiraq is all of Wisconsin below Green Bay. A woman had diarrhea on a car because she was mad at an UnMeToo Diplo shirt. McDonald's is bringing the salad back. Garbagemen work one day a week. Welcome to the Hotel California

🎼George Strait - Here For a Good Time

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