Valentines, Vibrators, and Poop. How Did We Get Here?

This episode starts like a normal conversation about Valentine’s Day and somehow spirals into Amazon reviews, stomach disasters, public bathroom trauma, man colds, and the universal truth that no one takes care of moms when they’re sick.

So… pretty standard for us.

Jen and Amy cover:

• The Amazon review that sent us into orbit
• Why certain “health trends” should absolutely come with a warning label
• The difference between a real illness and a man cold (science-adjacent discussion)
• Public poop anxiety and why we’re all just one bad decision away
• Valentine’s Day energy, adulting chaos, and how we always end up oversharing

It’s gross. It’s honest. It’s wildly relatable. And if you’ve ever thought, “Is it just me?” — it’s not. It’s us too.

If you like unfiltered conversations, sarcastic commentary, and women who laugh at things we probably shouldn’t… you’re in the right place.

🎙️ Listen all the way through — the best parts escalate quickly. 🍺 And yes… it might just be the Ultras talking.