in which we think about what a woke incel would look like, consider converting all of our assets to gold, and officially declare ourselves as HIGH VALUE MEN and part of the Man-O-Sphere. we discuss the horrific Diddy-Cassie video. we talk the old days of pirating movies & black people watching Harry Potter. Kavon recounts a trip to Vegas where he hooked up with an old lady on *legal* mushroom chocolate. Kavon leaves at some point so huebz and Riley glaze Bret Ernst and do bad Italian accents. huebz tells some North Dakota stories and recounts the time he lived in a trailer with a ferret (aka snake rat aka the mullet of rodents). We tell stories about our friends having seizures. We talk about our love of Doug Stanhope and break down his 2012 special "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". huebz and Riley disagree on whether Bill Hicks was actually funny. High Value Dawgs unite

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we talk about Zoe the Dog's near death experience, we share our experiences being caregivers and pooping on boobs being a billionaire activity. we cover middle east news including the ICC declaring Netanyahu a war criminal and the death of Iran's god-king emperor. Kavon and Riley challenge each other to a basketball 1 on 1 because we are sports guys. we tell Tom Goss stories and declare him a Geodude. we compare Jack from the Box vs The Burger KING. we decide that hot male doctors are the worst because they're always drained from sex. we wish urologists were more fun. kavon tells us about mom toes. huebz reveals his love for the BBW's and is sad that his boys don't share his enthusiasm

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in which we talk about diddler comedians, editing mishaps and Beetlejuice (the man not the movie). We gush over John Pinette. huebz and Riley hold it down when Kavon leaves early because of Chris D'elia. We mix up Scary Movie and How High? and decide TJ Miller is just an evil Duncan Trussell. We take blinkers. We shout out our Indian fanbase and do bad accents. We try and bring back the word smite. We talk local geography and declare Elon Musk the messiah. huebz teaches Riley what a coomer is. gooners unite

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